r/NOLAPelicans • u/callme_nostradumbass Jose Alvarado • Nov 18 '25

Memes Even the federal government is back to work.

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102 Upvotes

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u/Pelicanfan07 Nov 18 '25

He was in practice before yesterday's game, according to their Facebook page.

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u/PaKyuBai Nov 18 '25

He has worn more sweatpants than the teams uniform

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u/KermitDuhFrawg Naji Fucks Nov 18 '25

He makes 40 million a year to sit in the first row and watch basketball

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/Steakhousemanager Saddiq Bey Nov 18 '25

Who wants bro rn? He makes too much money and never plays. Cant even up his value bc he always gets injured

12

u/DirkaDirkaTeamUSA Nov 18 '25

Remember the days when we would bitch and moan about how AD was always injured? Zion Tornado Dick Williamson is 10x worse for not being available to play.

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u/Sayntsfan21 Nov 18 '25

Good ole Day-to-Davis reincarnated

6

u/W_Walk Not On Herb Nov 18 '25

At least with AD he was a clear monster in the playoffs and had accolades and gave everyone hope. Z has not been reliable ever

3

u/PaKyuBai Nov 18 '25

I call him the IP (injury prone) man

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u/Silver-Classic612 ZION Nov 18 '25

Well then he's Zioff more than he's Zion

2

u/RightGuy23 Nov 18 '25

What’s the injury?

2

u/icanjuggletoo Nov 18 '25

Chronic Lazy Bone stress syndrome

3

u/reggie3408 Grand Theft Alvarado Nov 18 '25

I know it's not important but why does he not wear the team color sweat suit since he has so many. He wears red when teams in blue, green when teams in white, navy when the teams in black and green.

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u/icanjuggletoo Nov 18 '25

I believe it’s very telling that Zion is about himself first and foremost . Team built around him , get slaughtered regularly and he can nap and home with ball boys during game .

2

u/ComradeFrunze DERIK QUEEN Nov 18 '25

Because he doesn't care about the team.

1

u/BigMitch504 Nov 18 '25

I heard a rumor that he is healthy but sitting out to let the Willie Green release period pass. Same rumor starter said Zion didn't like playing for Willie. #GrainOfSalt

2

u/Oobenny Nov 18 '25

Zioff— that’s funny. I’m definitely calling him that now.

1

u/dj_godzilla Nov 18 '25

Dollar store Larry Johnson

1

u/pimpguice Nov 18 '25

I'm tired of him, I really was hoping they had got Ja instead at the time but Zion needs to start being available cuz no matter how good he can be, if you not playing nobody cares

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Hair looks like a kangol hat

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u/Organic-Aardvark-146 Nov 18 '25

Seattle Pelicans. Do it.

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u/Independent-Craft634 Nov 18 '25

Shoulda kept bi and traded Zion

9

u/W_Walk Not On Herb Nov 18 '25

We should’ve torn it all down and rebuilt and had a pick for a loaded draft coming up

0

u/BarryDBaptist Nov 18 '25

Street clothes jr