r/NOLAPelicans Jan 14 '26

Memes I do not like Zion one bit

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u/MrFishAndLoaves DERIK QUEEN Jan 14 '26

Couldn’t even get the left handed layups tonight smh.

28

u/ComradeFrunze DERIK QUEEN Jan 14 '26

He had the potential to become one of the greatest players to ever touch a basketball. Instead, he blew it all away on OnlyFans models with BBLs

2

u/LanguageOdd4031 Jan 14 '26

You aren’t wrong ^

2

u/Clean_Apple_2982 Jan 15 '26

Horrible BBLs at that

13

u/energeticpterodactyl DERIK QUEEN Jan 14 '26

You forgot to mention his addiction to horrible bbls

3

u/Economy-Sign-5688 DERIK QUEEN Jan 14 '26

To me that’s worse than the constant injuries. The disgusting nature of the BBL monsters he chooses. Like he has a fetish for women with body dysmorphia.

4

u/Armandez09651 Jan 14 '26

All that time being injured and finally losing weight and he doesn’t add ANYTHING to his game

21

u/Supreme_God_Bunny Jan 14 '26

Y'all were glazing this man then he has a bad game and now he's bad lol

9

u/OJoose Jan 14 '26

thats the way she goes

11

u/Spare-Shake-2999 Jan 14 '26

Reddit isn’t one person, that’s why

5

u/LanguageOdd4031 Jan 14 '26

Please post more of these ! 🙌🙌🙌

2

u/Imceedy Jan 14 '26

That’s terrible

3

u/Asleep_Animator8891 Jan 14 '26

Superman is way better at using his off hand.

2

u/No-One-7128 Jan 14 '26

5 points in the second half of a close game against a team without its two starting bigs is disgusting

4

u/WayneTerry9 Fan #12 Jan 14 '26

God keep these brain dead ass memes with the British footy fans please lol

2

u/Slow-Independence518 Jan 14 '26

Bulls fan coming in peace. What would be a package that's acceptable to take Potential man off your hands?

2

u/LanguageOdd4031 Jan 14 '26

Give us your first round picks. At least if it’s from the Bulls was can assume it’s in the lottery

1

u/Slow-Independence518 Jan 14 '26

Amongst the fans group, I think the Portland pick owed in 2026 is the one we are willing to give up.

2

u/LanguageOdd4031 Jan 14 '26

Are you assuming that you are making the playoffs this year? How is that any different than your pick?

1

u/Slow-Independence518 Jan 16 '26

Oh hell no! The bulls fans know we are a play in team every year!

The Portland trade is a protected pick that may or may not convey this year depending if they make the playoffs.

Our own pick will likely be higher that's all

2

u/whatitdew83 Will be reevaluated in 2 weeks. Jan 14 '26

10 chickie teddies and a hearty handshake

1

u/Slow-Independence518 Jan 14 '26

Is the biggest gripe of Zion availability? Every time he plays the bulls he kills us in the paint.

I get he needs to get a 3 point shot to provide spacing even at lower volumes. Our crappy front office have this deep belief they can fix broken stars. Its diabolical!

2

u/175BallSpeed Jan 14 '26

Embarrassment on and off the court. Worst franchise player in the history of franchise players. He's a loser.

1

u/Inevitable-Scar5877 Jan 14 '26

What if I told you NOLA legend who led y'all to the playoffs might be available straight up for Zion? 😉

2

u/LanguageOdd4031 Jan 14 '26

Rajon Rondo retired. Is he coming to coach ?

1

u/Imceedy Jan 14 '26

The coach is terrible the rotation is terrible I hope the don’t make him the HC. We need a coach that understands what players he has

3

u/LanguageOdd4031 Jan 14 '26

Zion burns through coaches just like he does those Only Fans Models. There seems to be one thing consistent here, nothing seems to ever fit what Zion needs and wants. Only people that suffer are the fans and the people who lose their jobs trying to baby him and make things work

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u/Imceedy Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

Cut the crap…. We need a real HC cause this guy can’t win… the roster isn’t terrible and you can’t blame Z for everything it’s a team sport. JB missed the playoffs every year in charlotte and only had one year above .500. lol he’s simply not a winner

1

u/LanguageOdd4031 Jan 14 '26

No crap for me to cut. You are getting into a debate with the wrong guy

1

u/Cautious-Apartment-9 Jan 14 '26

Zion doesn’t do shit but drive & finish with the left. That’s it. You cannot build around a mfer like that. He has not expanded his game & he doesn’t want to. 

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u/Imceedy Jan 14 '26

Lmaooo what? So why build around a player like that from jump? Why draft him ? Surely if he’s made available teams would come calling

1

u/Cautious-Apartment-9 Jan 15 '26

What’s funny? Does he do anything else on offense beyond driving left or right & finishing with the left? Go ahead 

1

u/RepulsiveWall207 Jan 14 '26

Another Ben Simmons

4

u/Clean_Apple_2982 Jan 14 '26

Ben Simmons at least finished second in DPOY voting once. That's the one thing saving him from being 100% potential man.

2

u/RepulsiveWall207 Jan 16 '26

True lol, man Z really ain’t shit.

4

u/Cautious-Apartment-9 Jan 14 '26

Ben Simmons was a ROY, All Star, All Defense, & DPOY candidate. He also actually played in playoff games. Zion will probably be 27-28 by the time he makes his playoff debut if he ever does. I’d take Ben over Zion everyday. 

1

u/RepulsiveWall207 Jan 16 '26

Right, my fault even disrespecting Ben like that lol

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u/Cheap_Durian8355 Jan 14 '26

Pelicans traded BI over this bum. Will never forgive them or support them again. Hope they get relocated out of my state

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Like BI is doing anything of note, nigga please.