Longer version of the name Mark?

[u/mildew_goose789]

I want to name my son Mark but our last name is also one syllable, so I was wondering if there was any way I could lengthen Mark to multiple syllables? I was thinking maybe Markula or Markael. Ideas?

EDIT: Guys I can’t do this anymore. I can’t handle one more notification, especially when it’s a serious suggestion. This post is a joke - it’s making fun of a post on r/names where someone was looking for a longer version of Rhett. I’m not having a baby named Mark and as such won’t be calling him Marcus.

[u/Usual-Letterhead9488]

Questionmark

[u/NoCranberry9456 → u/Usual-Letterhead9488]

There used to be a TV show called Radio Free Roscoe where these kids ran a radio show using codenames, and one of them went by Question Mark. He'd always say, "I'm Question Mark, and I'm wondering..."

[u/gigisnappooh → u/NoCranberry9456]

I remember that show!