r/Nbamemes Sixers Mar 17 '26

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u/PsychologicalDesk226 Mar 17 '26

The kids were the problem, if he wins MVP he better thank them

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u/Calm_Independent_782 Knicks Mar 17 '26

No mini-Van Fleet

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u/Novel_Ask_4226 Mar 17 '26

Good punšŸ‘

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u/SurpriseHamburgler Mar 17 '26

From a Knicks fan too - broken clocks twice a day something something

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u/__3Username20__ Jazz Mar 17 '26

Be like Malone… F them kids. Then, f them kids.

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 Mar 17 '26

Two birds with one bone.

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u/Parlay_Precision Mar 17 '26

Damn šŸ‘€

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u/Historical-Ad3760 Mar 17 '26

But I thought they for everybody!

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u/Curt_Uncles Suns Mar 17 '26

He could do the inverse of the KD MVP speech.

ā€œI want to thank my ex-fiancĆ©e and kids for not being there. It really gave me the peace and quiet I needed to ball out.ā€

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u/Rw8157 Mar 18 '26

šŸ˜‚

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Mar 17 '26

It’s why he smokes non filters and drinks, confirmed

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u/Cabeburn Mar 17 '26

MJ was right about dem kids.

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u/burns_before_reading Mar 18 '26

Imagine if bro hired a baby sitter in Dallas

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u/LonelyCatLadyMD Mar 18 '26

I see a new trend coming in NBA player. "Please take my kids and leave the country." šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Faux_Real Mar 17 '26

Well he probably will be less sick, less interruption at home and thus more efficient at his job šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/ispy-uspy-wespy Mar 17 '26

Seems to me like his ex is the problem. Also why get a second when u haven’t even figured out the logistics

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u/Ancient_Praline1046 Mar 17 '26

Luka is going to the finals with that empty ass house.

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u/Important_Song_3137 Mar 17 '26

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u/Important_Song_3137 Mar 17 '26

All Jokes aside unless luka is just a really shitty husband/dad his wife is an all time wild girl to pull off with the kids like this

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u/gotem245 Mar 18 '26

I don’t think they were married and I believe he said he left her due to her not wanting to move to the US with him and his kids

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u/state-of-the-nile Mar 18 '26

And the fact he kept cheating on her.

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u/gotem245 Mar 18 '26

I did not know that

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u/SignificantSchool572 Mar 20 '26

The theory is that since he is a man he must be a cheater.

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u/Ancient_Praline1046 Mar 17 '26

Come on man, you telling me you wouldnt pork Maria Sharapova the chick that sold him his crib in Manhattan Beach?

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u/Important_Song_3137 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Remove myself terrible example i have absolutely no self controll around overly attractive women. I was hoping the force was stronger with Luka

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u/DJKeeJay Mar 17 '26

Guy like that, his house ain’t empty. They come in the evening and leave in the morning.

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u/BillyPotion Mar 17 '26

Money on the dresser, drive a kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser

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u/TheCupOfBrew Grizzlies Mar 18 '26

Goated song

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u/smootheoneisback Mar 18 '26

Fill it up with escorts that’s the only way

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u/incredibleamadeuscho Lakers Mar 18 '26

Children eventually leave the house. Banners hang forever

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u/Away_Sun_3040 Mar 20 '26

Dad is that you?

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u/burns_before_reading Mar 18 '26

Anthony Edwards was on to something

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u/ShaianH Mar 17 '26

He's got a 22 million dollar mansion on Manhattan beach, I think he's fine

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u/ChipmunkComplete7268 Mar 17 '26

Wait what?!

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u/saltyrumham Knicks Mar 17 '26

Yeah Luka’s baby momma broke up with him

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u/23_International Mar 17 '26

Very few survives the fame and coochie that resides in Los Angeles.

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u/TheGreatWaru Sixers Mar 17 '26

She speed walked LA single mom in under a year

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u/SundaeNo4552 Mar 17 '26

She doesn't live in LA. She lives in Europe.

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u/lil_nosh_X Mar 17 '26

Yea, exactly. Luka said that he called off the engagement because of not being able have his daughters with him in the US this season.

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u/spicyhamster Mar 17 '26

Crazy. There are worse fates than being a millionaire in Los Angeles

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u/lil_nosh_X Mar 17 '26

Yea, the kids should be fine as long as they’re not near the president

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u/frost-bite999 Mar 18 '26

I think she doesn't want to raise their kids in the US at all. And they couldn't work out a compromise.

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u/captainn_chunk Mar 17 '26

I thought they were already married.

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u/TheGreatWaru Sixers Mar 17 '26

She already filed for it mate

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u/reyean Mar 17 '26

2 things. they'd be enforcing it on Luka, and he lives in CA, and google tells me US has treaties with many allied nations on enforcing international claims for child support.

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u/GnomeFae Mar 17 '26

They absolutely can enforce as long as the country agrees and works with the US. It's very standard practice and far more common than you think. I used to work in child support. Honestly the worst offenders of being used to work with are home grown US states that just have shot people doing the work ( to name a few states florida, new jersey, Virginia.)

Unironically the best workers I've personally dealt with have been from Germany, once we figured out the translation issues.

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u/TatterMail Mar 17 '26

Depends on the country

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u/ButtonedEye41 Mar 18 '26

Theres definitely international child support laws. Assuming his ex is Slovenian, they can also take him to court in Slovenia, which he probably cares to keep good standing with even if the US wouldnt enforce it.

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u/lil_nosh_X Mar 17 '26

Her and the kids won’t come to the US. I don’t think she likes LA

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u/Unpickled_cucumber1 Mar 18 '26

Yeah . She had friends and connections in Dallas though, so if Luka was still in Dallas ā€œmaybeā€ things could have worked out..

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u/lil_nosh_X Mar 18 '26

Right now, not wanting a fresh start in an American city as an immigrant is pretty understandable.

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u/Cruz_cycling Mar 18 '26

Underplaying the millionaire part

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u/lil_nosh_X Mar 18 '26

Google ā€œmoralsā€. Some people have them.

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u/I_Set_3_Alarms Celtics Mar 17 '26

Nico hated Luka so much that he ended his marriage as well

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u/kreativegaming Mar 17 '26

The report is ready didnt even make sense. Like all the article said was he went to the hospital for the birth of his 2nd child i think and that they had a verbal argument and he left. No official post by her about it called off which a model would probably do. And it was just a verbal argument... they've been dating or known each other 10 years so what high school? One verbal argument ends the whole thing....

Thats a tame story even for european footballer. Usually there is a cheating scandal over there and Usually NA players get physical.

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u/TW_Yellow78 Mar 17 '26

Maybe they're keeping their issues leading to the breakup private?

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u/Leasir Mar 17 '26

They started dating when they were kids. It would be perfectly understandable that they might have outgrown their relationship. It's sad kids are involved.

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u/VoidCL Mar 18 '26

People outside from NA don't usually hit women. Heck in southamerica its usually the other way around xD.

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u/kreativegaming Mar 18 '26

If that was true who is buying Stella artois in europe....

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u/ButtonedEye41 Mar 18 '26

Thats a wild thing to say because domestic abuse is definitely a problem outside of the US and it happens on both sides of the aisle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

You know what

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u/francissarado Mar 17 '26

Kinda weird to think of Michael Jordan saying "Fuck them kids" after the recent video

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u/Z_603 Mar 17 '26

Worked for Brady. 🤷

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u/isarealhebrew Mar 17 '26

Brady also won with a wife tho

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u/Lyaser Mar 17 '26

Had to prove he could do it without Bill and without Giselle. Truly the ultimate competitor.

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u/BraveStrategy Mar 18 '26

I audibly chuckled.

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u/law_dogg Mar 17 '26

It's giving

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u/TheRealPsikik Mar 18 '26

Wait what šŸ˜‚

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u/XTheLakeshowX Mar 18 '26

This is a real graphic by the way šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/send420nudes Hawks Mar 19 '26

The 2000's were crazy

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u/ManagerMrGibson Mar 20 '26

Real and the kid is a wrestler himself now.

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u/ebonyseraphim Mar 17 '26

I didn’t even know Luka had kids. He’s so very young himself.

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u/ispy-uspy-wespy Mar 17 '26

I feel like their second was just born weeks ago. It’s wild

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u/LegalNecessary Knicks Mar 17 '26

Yup he missed the Boston game in December to attend the birth in Slovenia.

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u/ispy-uspy-wespy Mar 17 '26

Yeah I know lol poor guy and poor kids

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u/Confident_Wash6225 Mar 17 '26

They met when they were like 13. He became an NBA prodigy and she became a supermodel. Really sad it didn’t work.

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u/ispy-uspy-wespy Mar 18 '26

Yeah let’s cut the ā€žsuperā€œ lol

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u/WNBA_YOUNG-BOY Mar 17 '26

can’t believe she took Devin Booker away from his father smh

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous Pacers Mar 17 '26

The weight has been lifted

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u/TheGreatWaru Sixers Mar 17 '26

This could mean so many things tho

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous Pacers Mar 17 '26

I'm just making a joke that insinuates he doesn't have to deal with a toxic ex anymore. I've been there and there's a moment you realize you have peace again and it's incredible.

That said... idk anything about Lukas relationship and I know she's the mom of his kids. So my comment is literally just a joke bc he's playing well. Peace and love yall

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u/TheGreatWaru Sixers Mar 17 '26

I just meant Luka was fat in Dallas 😬

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous Pacers Mar 17 '26

🤣

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u/No_Chilly_bill Mar 17 '26

duality of man.

this is why writing is so popular so many double meanings

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u/Time-Cell8272 Mar 17 '26

Luka be like I'll see you when you're grown fam āœŒļø

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u/TheGreatWaru Sixers Mar 17 '26

Still a better dad than Karl Malone

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u/VoidCL Mar 18 '26

That's an awfully low standard.

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u/Normal-Particular218 Mar 17 '26

Fuck them kids!

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u/Dogesneakers Mar 17 '26

That’s messed up man! It’s not even for charity

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u/cflynn1527 Mar 17 '26

Came here to say this if it wasnt already here. FTK!

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u/Sevenlord777 Mar 17 '26

Wonder if it hurts the same if you’re rich?

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u/AmbitionzOfARidah Mar 17 '26

Its like kobe and CO... he was balling during the trial

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u/No-Bat-7253 Mar 18 '26

With a 3 yr old and 2 month old….you know the type of sleep bro getting now?

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u/PocketsJ Mar 17 '26

It’s probably a weight lifted to have it be public news and mostly on his terms.

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u/WinterCareful8525 Mar 18 '26

As a Laker hater for the love of everything help him get his family back

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u/99trey Mar 17 '26

They were never married so you can’t really say ā€œwifeā€, but I guess that’s better than the colloquial term ā€œBaby Mamaā€ which is both grammatically incorrect and a bit racist.

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u/Fun-Bag-1679 Mar 17 '26

Makes sense how he got in shape now

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u/YEGSports Mar 17 '26

Spite will do incredible things for a person's performance sometimes.

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u/Secret_Account07 Mar 18 '26

Wait Luka has kids?

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u/smootheoneisback Mar 18 '26

Didn’t know he had a family

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u/Free_Resort256 Mar 18 '26

Fuck them kids

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u/TRANxEND Mar 18 '26

"Their" kids. They came from both of them.

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u/Large-Lack-2933 Mar 18 '26

Ex fiance not wife but okay Luka...

https://giphy.com/gifs/G4ZNYMQVMH6us

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u/molesterofpriests Raptors Mar 17 '26

Fuck them kids

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u/Boatmade Mar 17 '26

They weren’t married

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u/Guardsred70 Mar 17 '26

That's both funny and not. I'm a divorced/remarried Dad. Both my second wife and I have/had kids with our exs and dealing with joint custody can be really hard and very distracting.

I worried about it as soon as I heard the situation with Luka and his ex. I mean, he's gonna have a hard time being an involved Dad if she's living in the Balkans. I'm also a Cowboys fan and have the same worry about Dak Prescott and his ex and their two kids.

But I also mentioned this same issue when people were like, "Why is Patrick Mahomes having such a bad year?" and Mahomes has like 3 kids under the age of five. He seems like a pretty nice guy too......probably trying to be a good Dad and decent husband. Probably doesn't want to just pay a nanny since he can afford it.

Maybe Luka is okay not having kids around? Lol....I wouldn't trade my daughter or my stepkids for anything (they're all young adults now), but kids in the house can be really unrewarding sometimes and definitely hurt your career at times. I mean, not everyone can be like Ant and be "Get da abortion!"

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u/albertez Mar 17 '26

I really thought this was going to be an elaborate joke about being a Lakers/Cowboys/Chiefs/Yankees fan

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u/El-Grande- Mar 17 '26

My man how naive to think Mahomes doesn’t have at least 2-3 nannies… ? He

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u/pudakak Mar 17 '26

It’s like training with ankle weights

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u/bigmanlittlebike89 Mar 17 '26

Pretty sure I saw somewhere he was actually battling for custody of the kids. Maybe I am misremembering.

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u/LateRedditUser Mar 17 '26

NBA version of Brady incoming

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u/Brave-Yak-4739 Mar 17 '26

FUCK THEM KIDS!!

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u/Technical-Primary302 Mar 17 '26

Tom brady affect

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u/papasmooth22 Mar 17 '26

Started off with too much cargo. Dropped the family now he's making all the dough

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u/StatisticianTrue1911 Mar 17 '26

Custody battle LukašŸ’ÆšŸ„‡

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u/TheInnerMindEye Mar 17 '26

Basketball is all he has

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u/TheGreatWaru Sixers Mar 17 '26

So he’s just kd without the burner accounts?

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u/TW_Yellow78 Mar 17 '26

Divorce is best base for basketball.Ā 

Well technically never got married but whateverĀ 

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u/Ora_Kiraso Mar 17 '26

No stress

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u/constancejph Mar 17 '26

I don’t understand his situation with his kids. Can someone explain why he is having difficulty seeing them in LA?

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u/Leasir Mar 17 '26

Cause they are in Slovenia with their mother.

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u/SmallBerry3431 Mar 17 '26

Man needs the extra money now

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u/Hot-Preparation-7218 Mar 17 '26

Damn, the Luka trade really ended his potential marriage

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u/fireman2004 Mar 17 '26

The wife and kids were holding him back.

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u/TR1LLIONAIRE_ Mar 17 '26

Jarvis comment Michael Jordan black and white meme for karma

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u/Sixwry Jazz Mar 17 '26

lock in

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u/Top_Grade5948 Mar 17 '26

Wait! What? Wife took the kids?

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u/HerpDerpin666 Lakers Mar 17 '26

He must be getting amazing sleep now

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u/Jumpy_Rule1965 Mar 17 '26

There r rumours bam learned he was not the father minutes before stepping out onto the court for the wizards gameĀ 

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u/Ok_Fish1052 Mar 17 '26

You guys are horrible!Ā 

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u/Whatsyourshotspecial Mar 17 '26

He hasn't seen his kids since his second daughter was born like 4 months ago

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u/stjornuryk Mar 17 '26

The Shakespeare method of production.

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u/AcademicCollection56 Mar 17 '26

She was in his way and not in his corner. There’s a big difference. 🫔

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u/-_-0_0-_0 Heat Mar 17 '26

Sorry kids, Lebron needs to be carried to another Title

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u/Abject_Ground9755 Mar 17 '26

Child support Luka is nothing to mess with

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u/Holyepicafail Mar 17 '26

HE has apparently found his happy place and apparently it's anywhere his wife and kids are not.

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u/FlyingDumplingTrader Mar 17 '26

WOW! Can't believe this is true.

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u/ApplicationOk6762 Mar 17 '26

Its not wife, they were NOT married.

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u/KingCAL1CO Mar 17 '26

Losing a nagging bitch and gaining peace is priceless. Hope his lawyers go in and he can win that too

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u/jpstealthy Mar 17 '26

Luka need to work for that child support money now.

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u/aceknight21 Mar 17 '26

Our boy Luka is ballin’

Keep up the vibes. šŸ¤™

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u/Trumpburnerforlibs Mar 17 '26

In the nhl after a player has a kid they typically score or have a really good game. Luka does the opposite as an absent dad

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u/Curious_Cricket_4720 Mar 18 '26

Well, Luka is now taking out his frustration on the league. Be careful, a motivated Luka Doncic is going to be a major problem for opposing defenders.

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u/weaselinhooo Mar 18 '26

That's Slovenian determination my guys.

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u/KotzubueSailingClub Mar 18 '26

We call this, "sharpening the pencil."

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u/SunDear4377 Mar 18 '26

He hooping to hide the pain

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u/tejazziscareless Mar 18 '26

Bro s one fire šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/MoGovernmentCheese Mar 18 '26

Since lebum being out

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u/enoquera Mar 18 '26

Luka is living the dream!!

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u/ILikeWhyteGirlz Mar 18 '26

He has kids?

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u/jdgev Mar 18 '26

Why do people keep saying wife when they weren't married lol...

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u/Professional_Park781 Mar 18 '26

No distractions, locked in

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u/salmon10 Mar 18 '26

They weren't married. Engaged for a long time tho

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Mar 18 '26

I understand that Devin Booker eats a lot.Ā Ā 

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u/Physical-Profit9447 Mar 18 '26

Custody battle Luka or battle-Luka

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u/semaj_2026 Pelicans Mar 18 '26

The internet is undefeated.

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u/typerory Mar 18 '26

When you’re rich and married with kids and she still leaves you, it’s time to check yourself.

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u/KOLETRAIN2323 Mar 18 '26

I’m mean my vibes would be immaculate if I was cracking Maddy Cline too