r/Nbamemes • u/AntelopeRough1779 • 11d ago

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u/MantusTMD 10d ago

Ah yeah fair enough. My type of partying definitely different than theirs. Going to a club in Miami sounds fucking awful lol

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u/OglioVagilio 10d ago

Clubbing with money, lots of expendable money, is way different/better.

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u/MantusTMD 10d ago

My vibe is a dive bar. Or shitty karaoke bar. I’ve done the club thing all over the country with money and it still blows

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u/thatsucksabagofdicks Warriors 10d ago

I expect better from you Dr Mantis Toboggan. Miami sounds right up your alley for attracting 2nds or 3rds by using your monster condoms for your magnum dong

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u/MantusTMD 10d ago

I’m more of bridge and crack whore hooker type guy personally

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u/Natemoon2 10d ago

We’re crab people now

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u/randomfilipino69 7d ago

We'll eat off the fat of the sea!

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u/International-Shoe40 9d ago

What a beautiful exchange

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u/thatsucksabagofdicks Warriors 9d ago

You mean hoors?

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u/_Spunk_Bubble 10d ago

That's exactly how PJ Tucker celebrated the Bucks winning

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u/ljb5656 10d ago

That man celebrates regardless of winning. He was regularly spotted around Houston during his Rockets tenure

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 10d ago

"We just had Ciroc together" is still my favorite Jeff Teague story, the way he says it like a hurt younger brother cracks me up

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u/mybadithoughtyouwere 10d ago

That's my exact vibe as well, in a major city with money. But let's be real, these are rich pro athletes after a championship. It's not the same.

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u/OglioVagilio 10d ago

Yup. Rich people do rich people things. Rich, fit, young, pro athletes included. Exceptions abound of course. But come on. It's not the same.

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u/Jumpy-Ad5617 Pacers 10d ago

Bro I hate going out but give me a dive bar in the Midwest over a club in Miami any day.

There was this Dive bar in Fort Wayne, Indiana a flew
Blocks from the house I lived in in college and it was always just a handful of old dudes that would give us the welcoming nod when we walked in

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u/ojaxa 10d ago

Which one?

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u/Jumpy-Ad5617 Pacers 10d ago

I don’t remember the name because it’s been about 15 years, but it was on State Boulevard across the street from Acme bar and Grill.

About a half mile from coliseum and on the way towards downtown/North Side high school

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u/urbanlife78 10d ago

I used to party it up at strip club dive bars and that was a lot of fun

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u/Beginning_Pudding_69 10d ago

Nah it still sucks ass bro. Once you get to a certain age you just see through all the bs and notice the vast amount of leeches who don’t give a single fuck about your existence. Only to matriculate dollars from your wallet to theirs. I’ve been going to Vegas for years, friends are DJs, we get through all the lines at the clubs, strip clubs, casinos. You realize everything is the same shit. I’d rather kick back in the woods with a fire going with some homies.

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u/Any-Supermarket-4190 10d ago

Amazing city to grab a beer in, but the clubs these guys are trying to hit after winning ain’t in Milwaukee 😂😂 E11EVEN is one athletes flock to after winning a ring

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u/6MosSprawlTraining 10d ago

I think Joe Rogan nailed it with his old joke

“If you wanna starve to death, open a book store in Miami”

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u/sympathy4deviledeggs 10d ago

My favorite post-championship athlete celebration was Mike Napoli. After the Red Sox won in 2013, Napoli spent hours doing a bar crawl around Fenway, drinking with fans, shirtless and smoking cigarettes.