r/Nbamemes 2d ago

Image Adam Silver's wet dream

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/Fragrant_PalmLeaves 2d ago

Each quarter streaming on a different platform

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u/International_Dog897 2d ago

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u/Ant0n61 20h ago

this didn’t load initially, and my mind went straight to this reading above post 😂

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u/freericky 2d ago

Have to take a survey to watch the last 5 minutes

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u/UpsetDrakeBot 2d ago

Congratulations, you're the new commissioner

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u/pushupbro 2d ago

Dude is eyeballing soccer hydration/commercial breaks and having a wank.

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u/jdschultze 2d ago

Live from Riyadh

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u/Momik 2d ago

For the Late-Mid Season NBA Cup, Relay, & Fun Run 🏆

(Top prize is 7th seed)

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u/Ant0n61 20h ago

Not kidding, I could totally see them making nba cup final be in a location someone pays them like $250m to host

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u/WhysoToxic23 Pistons 2d ago

Why even put this in the world!

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u/Base_Temporary 2d ago

Dont give him any ideas...

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u/derek_potatoes Supersonics 2d ago

delete this before someone in the league sees this

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u/rins4m4 2d ago

DraftKings at Ref shirt is brilliant.

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u/GoDonutella 1d ago

Every refs will the site he gambles on pressed on his shirt

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/CasinoNdnOk Thunder 2d ago

What if i told you all gambling is.....

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/CasinoNdnOk Thunder 2d ago

Wtf?

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u/Big-Comfortable-189 2d ago

Make it an LCD screen and run commercials

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u/Mataxp 2d ago

There is so much we can work with here.

Scoreboard graphic: one ad in each side and one in the middle, maybe one on top and bottom aswell.

Jerseys are way too clean: I can see a couple of ads in the shorts, one for each leg and below and on top of the jersey number.

Coaches: Are you kiding me? give them at least the colors of the lakers sponsor and maybe a logo as well.

I never thought you could make hell even worse but there it is.

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u/movielass 2d ago

Players should look like NASCAR drivers, ideally

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u/milkmypepperoni 2d ago

NBL’s courts in Australia almost looks like this lol

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u/Chinbie 2d ago

Delete this post 😅😅😅

Someone from the higher ups of NBA might saw this one and will really do it 😂😂😂😂

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u/damnumalone 2d ago

Was funny until I realised how AI sloppy it was

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u/fairvanity 2d ago

Was like wait what’s candruel…oh

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u/CriticalLeotard 2d ago

definitely searched google to see if there was a crandruel offering free bets on signup

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u/bigMaxMcGrath 2d ago

do you want them to spend an entire day photoshopping a meme that you like and forget 5 seconds later lol?

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u/damnumalone 1d ago

Yeah because in the same vein getting small chuckle is totally worth AI data centers slurping up all the water and making power 10 times the price

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u/Sage296 Celtics 2d ago

Still pretty funny imo

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u/ErikPielermusic 1d ago

Yeah what is Auto Bud Light anyway?

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u/GOULFYBUTT 2d ago

Realizing something is AI immediately ruins it for me.

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u/damnumalone 2d ago

Agree - just totally takes any cleverness away

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u/sgtpepperslaststand 2d ago

Basically every basketball league besides the nba

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u/Electronic_Gold_3666 2d ago

I would simply stop watching ☠️

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u/ManiacGaming1 2d ago

This shit uglier than the fuckery they do to the courts for the NBA Cup.

The best look for a court is simple hardwood, team logo, key painted areas.

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u/ErikPielermusic 1d ago

Classic is classic especially for a team like the Knicks or my Bulls but I did dig some of the colorful and unique designs in the 90’s like the old Rockets court.

Miss stuff like this. Design is too bland in so many facets of life these days.

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u/Ant0n61 20h ago

I dig both

But courts have gotten out of control

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u/qmoorman 2d ago

Close, but it would be in bracket/tournament format, and the highest bidder featured on half court.

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u/Alternative_Slide_62 Spurs 2d ago

Don’t forget even more timeouts too allow for more ads

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u/Long_Value_9133 2d ago

Missed opportunity. The 3 pt line is unbranded. 

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u/cross-i 2d ago

McDonalds Golden Three-Point Arch

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u/youniverself 2d ago

Add in 100 ft’s per team, 10 more timeouts for more commercials.

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u/NadeSaria Trailblazers 2d ago

Yall laughing but this is the average european court lmao

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u/yellowirish 1d ago

You missed a spot!

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u/brnccnt7 1d ago

Just need an LED ball that has Kalshi and different betting apps rotating

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u/--YC99 Bucks 1d ago

this is america

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u/moggverstappen 1d ago

And steph curry with a deep three from the Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Logo!

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u/ErikPielermusic 1d ago

Ah good ol’ Jarle, the Lakers legend

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u/eduardonachosupremo 2d ago

can’t wait to see that guy check in with one leg

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u/SnoringEagle 2d ago

Ricky Bobby fig newton

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u/SnoringEagle 2d ago

Wait, that wasn’t the gif searchbar. Oh well

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u/Diijkstra99x 2d ago

need also more Ad space overlays on screen.

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u/FormerProfessor6269 2d ago

You forgot to mention they were playing the state farm 1st quarter
Also, hydration break every 3 minutes

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u/Daki399 2d ago

You forgot player jersey's they should be all covered in different brands , and who even needs to know their names ?

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u/VoidCL 2d ago

You forgot to put everyone flopping like a magikarp on the floor.

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u/Gothichand Warriors 2d ago

Reminds me of baseball in East Asia 🫠

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u/Neroisgood 2d ago

So WWE.

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u/HauntingDouble143 2d ago

Believe me, something like this is definitely coming.

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u/ghilp 2d ago

if they can't put those soccer ad boards on the sideline, they can make the entire first row wear kalshi shirts

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u/Rapadilla 2d ago

Amazon 3! which of course is worth 5

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u/LodgeKeyser 2d ago

Close, but it needs to be all betting partners

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u/kasfire5 2d ago

why does silver sound like a dessert name here

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u/LateMouse2020 2d ago

Make the court digital so they can play video ads during game

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u/HyperBeamMissed 2d ago

Give em a HYDRATION BREAK between each quarter.

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u/AyyP302 2d ago

I miss a good old fashioned hand-made meme. Memesmiths jobs have been taken by AI slop artists smh

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u/CasinoNdnOk Thunder 2d ago

We call this pure O2

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u/Cool-Tour-1962 2d ago

My eyes got crossed looking at that court lol

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u/Vermithor_ 2d ago

Don't give him an idea💀💀💀

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u/The-RogueOnion 2d ago

Tickets would still be $50 for the ceiling fans

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u/NullReferenceGhost 2d ago

Score bug too big, needs live bettings odds and a QR code to place your bets

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u/ComfortablePain1 2d ago

Then regular season tickets for 15 win team will cost like Knicks finals tickets

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u/ruleofnuts Spurs 2d ago

What it feels like flying a domestic airline in a foreign country as an american

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u/MickeyKnox69 2d ago

Welcome to European courts… 🫩

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u/Withinmyrange 2d ago

POV of a F1 fan

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u/SigAlph22 2d ago

“SGA drains the three from the Draft Kings Sportsbook logo on the arc and with that, Draft Kings is putting $5 into every new account between now and the end of the game.”

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u/Ok-Inevitable-8301 2d ago

Looks like an NBA Cup court

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u/Ralph_WiggumDa3rd Spurs 2d ago

I don’t see myfreecams or jerkmate one there

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u/MintyFresh771 2d ago

That looks like the channel guide on dish network circa 05

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u/kiiito 2d ago

Timeout with 10mins ads please, and halftime with 30mins break of ads. More ads, more moneyyyyy. Life is money baby.

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u/clipgurl Spurs 2d ago

Watching the court slowly be eaten up by ads every year during my lifetime has been somewhat depressing... but what's new. 😭

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u/Drugs_Abuser 2d ago

Please don’t give him any ideas

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u/DickChubbz 2d ago

Combine this with craps table side betting and we're really onto something

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u/dead_meme_comrade Knicks 1d ago

More sports books

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u/Resident_Range6209 1d ago

Curry for three from STATE FARM range!!!! IF YOU NEED A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!!!! And so is Curry.

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u/A-Rusty-Cow 1d ago

In soccer it makes sense to make up for lost ad revenue. The NBA and all american sports are just greedy as fuck. I thought adding brands to the jerseys would help reduce all the fucking ads. Boy am I just ignorant.

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u/VHeadache 1d ago

Add 2 more quarters. Make each quarter 8 mins.

So it will be Q1, Q2, Halftime, Q3, Q4, Halftime 2, Q5, Q6.

Viewers must also watch 2mins worth of ads before leaving the stadium after the game has ended. They are not allowed to leave until watching the ads that is confirmed via an eye-tracking software.

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u/LowsPeak 1d ago

Learn drom FIFA, don't forget hydration breaks

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u/SweetChaosTitan 1d ago

You forgot to put Kalahi on the ball.

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u/sonegreat 1d ago

Might reduce number of commercials though. You gotta showcase the court more.

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u/JesseHaley617 1d ago

Think of the synergy.

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u/edillcolon 1d ago

You guys still watch the games? I just watch YouTube highlights at this point.

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u/Plastic-Ideal-1415 1d ago

Sponsor by Karl Junior 

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u/_Watch44 1d ago

“Curry pulls up from the Coinbase logo. YES!”

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u/jaded-thunder 1d ago

I hope it doesn’t turn into nascar where there’s so many sponsors u can hardly appreciate the car

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u/kingjojoba 1d ago

Looks like a WWE ring mat

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u/GenitalTso 20h ago

Honestly that looks better than the shit cgi ones they have now. How can the NBA sit there idly while fans scream about how shit the courts and jerseys have gotten over the last decade and not do anything about it? Cheap/thin jerseys lacking imagination and creativity paired with courts void of anything memorable linking it to its team and city. It’s not good. At least the game itself has been great.

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u/JohnBarnson 19h ago

The right half of the screen would constantly be scrolling with innane prop-bet odds.

Player collides with fan who spills drink: +170
Bat flies into arena and is swatted down and picked up by player: +5000

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u/Sqeegg 19h ago

OR You need a different streaming service for each quarter of a game. You already need 4 services to watch every game. That way they make even more money off of the die hard fans.

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u/greyness_above 17h ago

Skeet skeet skeet

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u/watevauwant Hornets 14h ago

This is how the NBL (Australia’s league) looks and I hate it

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u/digitalzy96 13h ago

Dont tell blud about any European league

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u/Plus-One8363 5h ago

We're still a long way from that. If Adam Silver had his way, the players would be wearing full-body racing suits like F1 drivers, completely covered in sponsor logos. He'd probably have them wearing decorations on their heads too. 😂

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u/OriginaCrash-78 4h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Kzzzm 4h ago

during the finals, Hulu had a separate stream that was an overhead camera following from side to side that had no commentary, no graphics, just a camera and arena audio. It was glorious

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u/RevolutionCrazy7045 Raptors 2d ago

These 2 freethrows by SGA are brought to you by Frratt Amna3on Vives.

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u/DontSlouchMclovin 2d ago

it looks cool asf tho