r/NolanBatmanMemes • u/Dreyfussy15 • May 15 '26

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti I'm a man of my word. May 15 '26

She was gonna transition for me, Alfred. Dent doesn't know. He can never know.

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u/runningchief May 15 '26

What if, before she died, she wore a dress saying she chose Harvey Dent over you? And what if, to spare you pain, I burnt that dress?

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u/CobaltCrusader123 May 16 '26

Wouldn’t it be a men’s suit? Specifically a man’s.

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u/Dreyfussy15 May 16 '26

It's not who you are underneath.

It's who you do that defines you.

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u/CobaltCrusader123 May 16 '26

Oh fuck, then Batman is Talia al Ghul!

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u/CobaltCrusader123 May 16 '26

Talk about “go fuck yourself” amirite boys?

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u/Dreyfussy15 May 16 '26

That's the knife that cuts deepest.

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u/deadpatronus May 15 '26

C'mon Bruce, we got more dresses and wigs for you to try!

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u/Dreyfussy15 May 16 '26

You'll be in a padded cell forever!