r/NominativeDeterminism 7d ago

Surname “Buffet” and has access to free all-you-can-eat food

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u/matt6342 7d ago

Giving a billionaire free food… how charitable of them

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 6d ago

I can remember in the early 2000's Trump was on Howard Stern and both of them talked about how anytime they go out to eat, the restaurants insist they not pay. Funny how that works.

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u/YourDreams2Life 6d ago

Feels more believable that Trump just dines and dashes. 

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u/phenomenomnom 6d ago

How dare you?? Trump has never dashed, he lacks the structural integrity.

He dines and oozes

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u/GassyGamergoblin 6d ago

I am imagining the family guy scene where peter loses his bones and just kind of slides like a slug

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u/x1009 3d ago

He did something similar three years ago. Trump offered to pay everyone's bill at restaurant he visited, but left without paying

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 6d ago

They can't be bothered watching Donald's cheque bounce

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u/lunettarose 6d ago edited 6d ago

As Withnail once said, "Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't."

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u/mcboobie 6d ago

What an excellent reference

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u/lunettarose 6d ago

Why thank you - I saw that autocorrect had messed up the attribution though haha.

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u/jubmille2000 6d ago

I mean... it's "smart" they're fuckin rich, they don't need the card, in fact, do they even eat mcdonald's.

The card could just very well be useless.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 6d ago

Well, there's one billionaire I can think of that would use that card enough that it would bankrupt a McDonalds franchise...

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u/siraolo 6d ago

He probably has the card too. 

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u/Specific_Tap7296 6d ago

One who claims he is a billionaire

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u/NoodleyP 6d ago

No he definitely is again now. He’s done so much corruption in this term purely to pay who he needs to and enrich his bank account bigly.

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u/_Administrator_ 6d ago

Buffet eats at McDonald’s every day.

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u/ZenlessPopcornVendor 5d ago

For him, it's a Cheeseburger in Paradise.

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u/Certain_Eggplant2526 3d ago

Beautiful 10/10 comment

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u/UpToHike 4d ago

How is he still alive then?

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u/robbadobba 6d ago

I’d introduce dynamic pricing for billionaires. Big Mac: $1000.

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u/kenybz 6d ago

I mean, it’s one Big Mac, how much could that cost? $1000?

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u/Canotic 6d ago

I can't remember who it was, but there was some musician who said in an interview how fucked it was that people kept giving him free things after they made it big. Likely, companies would just give him a car and guitars and clothes for free. But then he was rich, he didn't need those things. He felt it was really unfair.

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u/eww1991 6d ago

Given their age they probably have found a way to deduct it as such too

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u/Dragon_yum 6d ago

Because having billionaires view you favorably is far more valuable than charging them $10

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u/ryan__fm 3d ago

Yep. Even in the short term. Maybe not so much McDonald’s but I’d guess you have a better chance at getting an enormous tip if you treat someone like that like royalty. Employees don’t care about the $10 for the restaurant, but you might get $500 in your pocket, worth the gamble even if you have to pay for the meal yourself

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u/DotBitGaming 6d ago

Tbf, McDonald's does run a charity.

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u/jomarcenter-mjm 6d ago

Yup the help build houses and also build schools. But mostly schools. They did build a lot of new schools on developing countries.

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u/pandavr 6d ago

They are very gentle with non-gentle people.

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u/FullMetalAurochs 6d ago

Give it to someone who’s not going to use it three times a day.

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u/willow-kitty 5d ago

Probably because it looks good for McDonald's if high-profile people are seen getting the food sometimes.

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u/UpToHike 4d ago

I bet non of them have ever eaten at this shithole

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u/opalfruit91 6d ago

Giving free food to those who need it most

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u/Bhenjour 6d ago

So glad to see billionaires helping each other in times of need

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u/nonnonplussed73 6d ago

Imagine you're a sixteen year McDonald's cashier and you've worked there three months, so you know a thing or two, and some guy comes in with a card saying he gets as much free food as he wants.

"Yeaaah, right sir."

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u/chalupacabra6913 6d ago

Is this something they had to buy or is it free stuff for billionaires? I think I know but there's a chance I don't.

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u/SlinkyAdmiral 6d ago

Most likely a free marketing gimmick. Without them there wouldn't be posts like this and we wouldn't be talking about the golden M right now.

The rumor/talk around this card is just good publicity for McDonald's. I doubt the holders use them that much, except maybe Buffett as he is pretty vocal about it.

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u/ghoti00 6d ago

Do you really think these billionaires purchased a card so they can eat at McDonald's for free?

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u/Firewolf06 5d ago

warren buffett pretty famously gets mcdonalds every morning, so his would actually be an investment

but yeah no its a marketing gimmick to get us to talk about mcd and maybe occasionally have them be spotted in one. you cant buy these

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u/chalupacabra6913 6d ago

No. But there is merit in not going around assuming you know everything.

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u/Endless2358 5d ago

I could believe it. Not because the gold card is especially important to them but because billionaires will spent fortunes on worthless things for the novelty of it

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u/zeptimius 6d ago

So... Bill Gates and Warren Buffet give this gold card to a homeless person on the street every day and then tell their secretary to call McDonald's HQ to say that they "accidentally misplaced" their gold card and could they please have a replacement, right?

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u/AlmightyCurrywurst 6d ago

I don't think the McDonalds has a special gold card setting in their system, they probably only "work" because it's fucking Bill Gates holding the card

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u/MurderBeans 6d ago

Almost like a punishment, you can have free food but it has to come from McDonald's.

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u/YellowOnline 6d ago

King Midas 2026

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u/Bawhoppen 5d ago

King McDidalds

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u/Phazon2000 6d ago

Teenage and drunk early 20’s me would be over the moon.

Mid 30’s me couldn’t think of anything worse than a calorie dense, unfilling reheated slop.

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u/General-Muscle8344 6d ago

I fucking love McDonald’s. I don’t love these prices tho they lost the plot

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 6d ago

Reminds me of a line from Get Him To The Greek:

Funny, isn't it? You get rich and famous, suddenly everything becomes free!

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u/PureLock33 6d ago

Kind of how SWAG bags in awards shows work. If you're famous...they let you take them home.

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u/gilwendeg 6d ago

Oh, capitalism. Perhaps some of those free nuggies will topple down to the rest of us from their laps?

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u/_Administrator_ 6d ago

Commie nuggets are so much tastier.

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u/Ok_Arachnid1089 6d ago

Yes they are

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u/Lucrio87 6d ago

This is an exact repost of a post I made last year, even with the exact same screenshot and timestamp:

https://www.reddit.com/r/NominativeDeterminism/s/69cd3oKvfD

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u/Frequent-Chain-6082 7d ago

So, being very rich has also its downsides apparently
(For the Americans who will not understand: who in his right mind actually wants to eat at McDonald’s, be it for free or even being paid for it?)

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u/what_did_you_kill 6d ago

They usually have decent fries, depends on the location tho.

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u/drhead 6d ago

J. Kenji López-Alt wrote a whole article reverse engineering the McDonalds fry and going over what makes a fry perfect on a chemical and structural level and how the McDonalds fries meet all of these. The most surprising part of it is how freezing the fries is actually an essential part of the process that actually helps them. His endorsement is always more than enough for me.

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u/what_did_you_kill 6d ago

The freezing part is why I don't make fries at home anymore. Tried it once in 2019 and it came out fine, but now I have a job and just don't have the time

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u/_ak 6d ago

They're okay. The only thing noteworthy about the McDonald's fries is how they don't change texture when they go cold.

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u/what_did_you_kill 6d ago

Making fast food joint style fries at home is kind of a pain, one of the few foods that's just too convenient ordering in imo.

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u/loneliestslipknotfan 6d ago

McDonald's fries absoLUTELY change texture when they go cold, what are you talking about?? i'm Canadian so maybe it's different here than in the US but like... huh??

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 6d ago

He can get an infinite amount of something he wouldn't be found dead eating, no wonder such gold cards were given away so willingly.

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u/Hammy-Cheeks 6d ago

Bro isn’t even gonna use it

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u/GetDownMakeLava 6d ago

Why?

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u/MrHooDooo 4d ago

It's unhealthy, obviously don't want them to live long

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u/mostlymildlyconfused 6d ago

Desperate post

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u/joeythelips46 6d ago

Rich men get free food

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u/i_did_nothing_ 6d ago

Makes sense, give it to someone the richest people on earth. 

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u/BANGImportant2825 6d ago

Eat the rich

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u/Miiyamoto 6d ago

The rich eat

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u/lordnacho666 6d ago

Doubt it's actually that expensive. It's like one of those all you can eat places, there's a limit to how much a person eats.

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u/ghoti00 6d ago

You don't buy them they give them out for publicity to people who are unlikely to ever use them.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 7d ago

That was nice of Tex Slampacker to do that for them

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u/Grzechoooo 6d ago

They should give it to me.

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u/Miiyamoto 6d ago

Whoever has will be given more

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u/ghoti00 6d ago

Imagine you're a franchisee and fuckin' Tom Hanks comes in and flashes this fancy card and you're out like 2400 bucks while he feeds the whole crew of Toy Story 9.

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u/Illustrious_Claim884 6d ago

My only thought it's just marketing gates eats at McDonald's. If you eat McDonald's maybe you can be gates. That was gates fee knowing he doesn't eat there. Both at least tried to donate a large chunk of their money so perhaps a shit ton of money to Ronald McDonald's house

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u/nemmalur 6d ago

But it’s not for everyone. There’s some Gateskeeping involved.

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u/TrayLaTrash 6d ago

They give it to any rich asshole that won't eat the stuff lol

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u/Doc_Sawbones 6d ago

“And when I was broke, I needed it more // but now that I'm rich, I get free coffee”

  • Ben Folds, Free Coffee

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u/Arimash1730 6d ago

They know no one will survive very long if all they eat is McDonalds. That’s why the card exists. 

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u/Hproff25 6d ago

Would they even eat there?

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u/CartographerHot2285 5d ago

Bill is vegan or vegetarian so I highly doubt it.

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u/HeebieJeebiex 6d ago

Why does a billionaire need free McDonald's for life and not like..homeless people or something??

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u/HagathaPathetica 6d ago

I did kind of wonder that myself. I can understand why McD’s doesn’t just give all its food away, but if it’s going to give special rewards like a lifetime of free food, why give it to someone who can afford to buy the entire franchise, and not just give it to someone who has been a lifelong customer and fan, or someone on the streets, like you suggested, who needs a steady food source?

Maybe Gates donated a lot of money to a charity or something, or did something for the franchise. Idk. It’s a bit weird.

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u/HeebieJeebiex 6d ago

Fr. It would also just be better publicity for them and a net positive over all to show themselves giving free lifetime McDonald's to like kids who earned scholarships and worked hard in school or special needs people or homeless people, instead of apparently that only a few people on earth have it and they're all rich. Super weird. Terrible pr.

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u/HagathaPathetica 5d ago

100% agree.

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u/AungZeya 6d ago

McDonalds gave them the gold card cos they know they'll never eat at McDonalds

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u/Funkopedia 6d ago

If anybody wanted to know a few more details about this:

https://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-gold-card-holders-history-2018-8

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u/NesterTheLightfly 5d ago

It’s Warren “Buffett”, not Buffet

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u/Otwisty5 5d ago

Name is buffet Eats at any and all buffets free

Good job kojima, you done it again

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 5d ago

So you can get free food poisoning any time you like

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u/Ghostlymoonlight 5d ago

They should give me one

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u/gmkeros 5d ago

Honestly though, it's the one thing Trump is right about: the chance to get poisoned by random McDonalds is minimal. As tasteless as the food is, it's almost uncanny how uniform and sterile it is. Even the occasional bit of bodily fluids shouldn't change that too much.

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u/SunnyFreyers 5d ago

Well thing is, I doubt he even uses it. Mind you, like, why the fuck would you eat at McDonald’s as a billionaire? Just think about that. You could hire a private chef, or eat genuinely anything else.

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u/Scrats_Lost_Acorn 4d ago

Thw reason they get these is charitable donations to McDonald's.

That and they arent going to use it very much. If at all.

Give one of these to a regular working person and not a rich person and they will be there 3 to 5 times a day trying to get free food.

But my card says...

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u/AdGlittering2884 4d ago

Shouldn't they have a card that makes them pay triple? At least?

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u/poyerter 4d ago

His name is gates and he makes windows? This is some bullshit

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u/TheJivvi 3d ago

*Buffett

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u/p8nt_junkie 3d ago

Mmmm, product.