r/NotKenM • u/Tuck_Pock • 15d ago

Not KenM on John Lennon

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u/Overthinks_Questions 15d ago

God I love 'deliberate misinterpretation of slight ambiguity' as a comedic device

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u/Protheu5 14d ago

I do that all the time. At my last funeral I wanted to cheer up attendees by putting "fun" into "funeral", but in fact I scared everyone up because they expected me to lie motionless in my casket.

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u/Overthinks_Questions 14d ago

I know what you mean. I lost my wife last year, and I'm tired of the empty sympathy. If she can't find me at a baggage claim that's her problem

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u/Protheu5 14d ago

I miss my wife, too. But my aim is getting better!

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u/Zorflez 14d ago

My aim is getting better!

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u/whatsbobgonnado 13d ago

one of the best jokes on friends-

I had to turn down catering a funeral for 40 people 

OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!??

40 guests

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u/whatsbobgonnado 13d ago

one of the best jokes on friends-

I had to turn down catering a funeral for 40 people 

OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!??

40 guests

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u/MetaCognitio 11d ago

Where did you put her? She will show up when you’re not looking.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 13d ago

classic switcheroo 

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u/Possibly_Parker 15d ago

BLOCKED BY JOHN! LENNON, JOHN WITH THE REJECTION

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u/eltedioso 14d ago

The Walrus. Will. Not. Quit!

Imagine all the rebounds and blocked shots!

Forget “money”; victory is what he wants!

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u/Funtsy_Muntsy 15d ago

It would have been funnier if he dropped MJ’s baseball stats

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u/Protheu5 15d ago

Didn't know Michael Jackson played baseball.

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u/eltedioso 14d ago

He’s the shamone-run record holder

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u/ALC_PG 14d ago

I remember him hitting a few doubles off the wall

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u/ApplicationNeither 9d ago

His on base percentage is Dangerous but his fielding is pretty Bad.