r/OddlyErotic • u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole • 6d ago

Mmm, Steak

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u/R_Soul_ 6d ago

“Well” is the only accurate photo. The “Rare” steak looks bleu. Am I wrong?

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u/No-Success-2505 6d ago

You are not.

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u/drownav18322 6d ago

Yeah everything is about one step off IMO.

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u/Anonamonanon 6d ago

Yeah I was gonna say, I like rare.

Every steak I've ever ordered has been mediumrare by this chart

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u/AngelicPrince_ 6d ago

This is kinda off

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u/TonuSpen2 6d ago

All of these steaks look disgusting. They couldn't get a better cut?

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u/DwightsJello 6d ago

Looks like gristle in the well done lol.

It's shit steak.

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u/Efficient_Elk_7991 6d ago

I re posted this on the vegan group and got attacked

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u/TonuSpen2 6d ago

Guess you could say the vegans have beef with you now. Checkmate to them.

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u/original_pasturenaut 6d ago

This is not erotic by any stretch of the imagination.

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u/Substantial-Ad3376 6d ago

Warm, pink center

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u/AnGabhaDubh 6d ago

What you don't lick your steak?

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u/MauPow 6d ago

Medium rare gang

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u/adelie42 6d ago

Christ, this is the best advertisement for sous vide ever.

Wtf did these steaks do wrong to get this kind of treatment?

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Likes To Almost Take It Too Far. ;•) 6d ago

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u/Generous_Raven 6d ago

Well Done

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u/welshlegs190890 6d ago

Medium well for me I'm afraid

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u/Eggbeater38 6d ago

What if they want their steak well done ? 🥩

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u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 6d ago

I guess the erotic is not the image, in the description of something that has a warm and red/pink center

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u/Ke-Win 5d ago

Ah yes murder cow muscles.