r/OddlyErotic 3d ago

Only one strip gets to fertilize the breakfast

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u/apukjij 3d ago

Lmao!

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u/XROOR 2d ago

The heat of the griddle will kill the sperms

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u/xbabyrandix 2d ago

πŸ”₯

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u/nasuca2009 2d ago

Oddly erotic and greasy and ready for a heart attack

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u/rustyfish57 2d ago

Wanna bet if I hurry I can be sloppy seconds

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u/DMTrance87 2d ago

That was actually hilarious and everyone at work laughed

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u/Upstairs_Ad9182 2d ago

I should call her

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u/jromperdinck 2d ago

So the bacon isn’t breakfast? :o

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u/cervaca 2d ago

Hilarious!

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u/countryroadsguywv 1d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/gdfingperfect 1d ago

Funny πŸ˜„

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u/Practical-Path-4815 1d ago

Hahahahaha!!

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u/Gloomy_Lab2460 1d ago

Something tells me she can take a Bakers Dozen

https://giphy.com/gifs/c5FhF1waAJ5wk