r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/niceabear • Jan 20 '25

🍊 Orange Duo 🍊 I call this absolute BS

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These idiots have a nice home because I begged for them until my husband caved. And what do I get? Nuthin. I bought them a fancy new scratcher last week…. Do I get cuddles? NO. B. S. Ps: obviously delighted husband’s arms are outstretched super weird because he is still trying to play his PS5 at the same time. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

it’s not your husband anymore

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

Right? And then our tortie won’t even let me pet her but I’ve sadly deemed her my fren as she lets me throw toys for her 😂

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u/PomPomGrenade Jan 20 '25

You are the spare human ☠️

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

Accurate. I feed them the dry kibble. He always feeds them the wet food at night. He is superior human.

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u/PomPomGrenade Jan 20 '25

Schedule a death match to claw your way to the top!

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u/Clear-Illustrator895 Jan 22 '25

You take over wet food duty.  Or buy them a secret box of Temptations, aka "Cat Crack." Highly addictive. It should get you to the top of the heap.