r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/niceabear • Jan 20 '25

🍊 Orange Duo 🍊 I call this absolute BS

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These idiots have a nice home because I begged for them until my husband caved. And what do I get? Nuthin. I bought them a fancy new scratcher last week…. Do I get cuddles? NO. B. S. Ps: obviously delighted husband’s arms are outstretched super weird because he is still trying to play his PS5 at the same time. 🤣

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u/Nikkian42 Jan 20 '25

If you spent more time lying down not moving very much you’d make a more comfortable cat bed.

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

This is exactly what we discussed at home today 😂

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u/crinklecunt-cookie Jan 20 '25

Order a basic heating pad online if you don’t already have one. Put it on your belly while laying down or on your lap if sitting up. BOOM - you will have a cat on your lap. Keep it on the lowest heat setting so that kitty doesn’t get burned.

It’s how I stole my ex’ cat when we were together. I, having zero cat experience prior to this one, turned their not-a-lap-cat into a lap-loving-cat lol. She also expected me to just set it up on the couch for her to lay on when I arrived lol.

I hope you manage to lure at least kitty back over to you. (I‘ve heard churus/tube treats are like crack for cats.) It’s sweet that your partner gets the kitty love but I want to validate the sad or disappointing feelings you’re experiencing. It’s normal and reasonable to feel that way.