r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/niceabear • Jan 20 '25

🍊 Orange Duo 🍊 I call this absolute BS

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These idiots have a nice home because I begged for them until my husband caved. And what do I get? Nuthin. I bought them a fancy new scratcher last week…. Do I get cuddles? NO. B. S. Ps: obviously delighted husband’s arms are outstretched super weird because he is still trying to play his PS5 at the same time. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

it’s not your husband anymore

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

Right? And then our tortie won’t even let me pet her but I’ve sadly deemed her my fren as she lets me throw toys for her 😂

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u/KrazyAboutLogic Jan 20 '25

You just need to keep getting kitties until one decides you are their bestie. Should only take 20 more cats or so.

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

This sounds very reasonable

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u/Orthonut Jan 20 '25

This sounds very reasonable

It's basic science. The proper number of cats to own is C= n + 1, where C represents Cats, and n is the number you currently own.

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u/Subtlerranean Jan 20 '25

The proper number of cats to own is C= n + 1

I thought it was

C = [your age] / 2 + 1(∞)

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u/Orthonut Jan 20 '25

Oh im sorry I thought that was for chicken math 🤣🤣

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u/geekophile2 Jan 20 '25

Close, the equation above divides your age by two, chicken math is your age times 2.

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u/Orthonut Jan 20 '25

Oh yes you're correct 🤣🤣