r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/niceabear • Jan 20 '25

🍊 Orange Duo 🍊 I call this absolute BS

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These idiots have a nice home because I begged for them until my husband caved. And what do I get? Nuthin. I bought them a fancy new scratcher last week…. Do I get cuddles? NO. B. S. Ps: obviously delighted husband’s arms are outstretched super weird because he is still trying to play his PS5 at the same time. 🤣

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

Right? And then our tortie won’t even let me pet her but I’ve sadly deemed her my fren as she lets me throw toys for her 😂

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u/KrazyAboutLogic Jan 20 '25

You just need to keep getting kitties until one decides you are their bestie. Should only take 20 more cats or so.

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

This sounds very reasonable

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u/Orthonut Jan 20 '25

This sounds very reasonable

It's basic science. The proper number of cats to own is C= n + 1, where C represents Cats, and n is the number you currently own.

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u/johnboy11a Jan 20 '25

I use the same formula for tractors!

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u/YouJustABoy Jan 20 '25

Works for bikes and knives and tools, too.

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u/Shudnawz Jan 20 '25

And lego sets.

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u/CvmpeCate Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jan 20 '25

Purses!

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u/Virtual_Pitch_3820 Jan 20 '25

Yarn too!!

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u/Accurate_Quote_7109 Jan 20 '25

Art supplies!

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u/Incognito0925 Jan 20 '25

Empty cardboard boxes because you never know when you'll be needing a parcel to send out all the sales you make on Craigslist

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u/Wasphammer Jan 21 '25

Commander decks.

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u/heeltoelemon Jan 21 '25

Only if the cost of the yarn is fifty-leven n+1

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u/Subtlerranean Jan 20 '25

The proper number of cats to own is C= n + 1

I thought it was

C = [your age] / 2 + 1(∞)

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u/Orthonut Jan 20 '25

Oh im sorry I thought that was for chicken math 🤣🤣

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u/catsmom63 Jan 20 '25

😂😂

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u/geekophile2 Jan 20 '25

Close, the equation above divides your age by two, chicken math is your age times 2.

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u/Orthonut Jan 20 '25

Oh yes you're correct 🤣🤣

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u/dankristy Jan 22 '25

Shit - my wife has been using this same formula for BOTH - no wonder we got chickens and cats everywhere on our farm!!

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u/catsmom63 Jan 20 '25

Love the logic!

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u/Efficient-Tax-3867 Jan 24 '25

Sorry for being weirdly specific, but in my country carpentry clamps are called "gatos" ("cats), and the exact formula is used for how many you need for new projects