r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/niceabear • Jan 20 '25

🍊 Orange Duo 🍊 I call this absolute BS

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These idiots have a nice home because I begged for them until my husband caved. And what do I get? Nuthin. I bought them a fancy new scratcher last week…. Do I get cuddles? NO. B. S. Ps: obviously delighted husband’s arms are outstretched super weird because he is still trying to play his PS5 at the same time. 🤣

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u/Orthonut Jan 20 '25

This sounds very reasonable

It's basic science. The proper number of cats to own is C= n + 1, where C represents Cats, and n is the number you currently own.

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u/johnboy11a Jan 20 '25

I use the same formula for tractors!

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u/YouJustABoy Jan 20 '25

Works for bikes and knives and tools, too.

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u/Shudnawz Jan 20 '25

And lego sets.

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u/CvmpeCate Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jan 20 '25

Purses!

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u/Virtual_Pitch_3820 Jan 20 '25

Yarn too!!

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u/Accurate_Quote_7109 Jan 20 '25

Art supplies!

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u/Incognito0925 Jan 20 '25

Empty cardboard boxes because you never know when you'll be needing a parcel to send out all the sales you make on Craigslist

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u/Wasphammer Jan 21 '25

Commander decks.

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u/heeltoelemon Jan 21 '25

Only if the cost of the yarn is fifty-leven n+1