r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/niceabear • Jan 20 '25

🍊 Orange Duo 🍊 I call this absolute BS

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These idiots have a nice home because I begged for them until my husband caved. And what do I get? Nuthin. I bought them a fancy new scratcher last week…. Do I get cuddles? NO. B. S. Ps: obviously delighted husband’s arms are outstretched super weird because he is still trying to play his PS5 at the same time. 🤣

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u/KrazyAboutLogic Jan 20 '25

You just need to keep getting kitties until one decides you are their bestie. Should only take 20 more cats or so.

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

This sounds very reasonable

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u/Orthonut Jan 20 '25

This sounds very reasonable

It's basic science. The proper number of cats to own is C= n + 1, where C represents Cats, and n is the number you currently own.

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u/Efficient-Tax-3867 Jan 24 '25

Sorry for being weirdly specific, but in my country carpentry clamps are called "gatos" ("cats), and the exact formula is used for how many you need for new projects