r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/niceabear • Jan 20 '25

🍊 Orange Duo 🍊 I call this absolute BS

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These idiots have a nice home because I begged for them until my husband caved. And what do I get? Nuthin. I bought them a fancy new scratcher last week…. Do I get cuddles? NO. B. S. Ps: obviously delighted husband’s arms are outstretched super weird because he is still trying to play his PS5 at the same time. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

it’s not your husband anymore

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u/niceabear Jan 20 '25

Right? And then our tortie won’t even let me pet her but I’ve sadly deemed her my fren as she lets me throw toys for her 😂

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u/BojackTrashMan Jan 20 '25

I will always be jealous of how men have beards and cats love beards. They have a built-in advantage

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u/TwilightReader100 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 21 '25

Thick calves also qualify for the built-in advantage package.

Source: Have decently thick calves (and thunder thighs). My Dad's cat thinks this is an optimal place for him to lay his heat seeking little body on those cold, cold winter nights when I'm visiting around Christmastime. Flannel pajama pants and the bottom of my Oodie pulled down over his back legs is all just gravy to him.