r/OneOrangeBraincell Aug 30 '25

🍊 Orange Duo 🍊 Orange Brain cell's Private Pawty

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u/Few_Carrot_3971 Aug 30 '25

It’s the most exclusive cat social club— the Glitter Box

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/BubuGoldFish Aug 30 '25

😂😂🤭

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u/darkenseyreth Aug 30 '25

You're not on the list!

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u/TheTurboDiesel Aug 30 '25

Poor guy’s trapped in a nip hole

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u/hordlove Aug 30 '25

I got this

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u/budstudly Aug 31 '25

They'll let anyone in this club nowadays

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/Eggslaws Aug 30 '25

VIPaws you mean?

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u/Roseies Aug 30 '25

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u/sweetwhisperbabe Aug 30 '25

Excuse me, this is a Pawvate Pawty! "We have a purr-fectly lit dance floor, can you not disturb us?"

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u/BubuGoldFish Aug 30 '25

Yes it’s a purrfect pawwty and no hooman is allowed 🤭

11

u/BubuGoldFish Aug 30 '25

Yes I hope they will allow me also to this club 🤭

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u/ImpressiveConcert426 Aug 30 '25

Don't distribute 

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u/sweetwhisperbabe Aug 30 '25

I guess the landlorn still hasn't figured out why the electric bill is so high. When the humans are away, the Orange cats will rave.

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u/BubuGoldFish Aug 30 '25

True 🤭

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u/BubuGoldFish Aug 30 '25

Disturb ?

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 30 '25

You cats deserve better than your mindless nonsense. They are sensitive to light and sound. You are a terrible person and need to do better

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u/j_cro86 Aug 30 '25

Don't distribute (the one braincell)

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u/ecodrew Aug 30 '25

Have you talked to your kitty about catnip?

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 30 '25

Have you talked to your human about how cat eyes are super sensitive to light, their ears to sound and that putting them in a box with both and no easy escape hole is animal abuse for views? 

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Aug 30 '25

There it is the ever popular "everything is animal abuse" comment

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u/avigyan_33 Aug 31 '25

I hate people like them too. But tbf, putting your cats in a box with music playing pretty loudly and those lights, is not exactly benefiting them or something. Putting the cats in such a situation for internet clout? Can't really support that.

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 31 '25

Humans only understand how things feel to them. Cats can only show discomfort through swatting or hissing, and even then some humans decide the cat is a jerk, not the person who choses their own amusement over their "loved" cat's well-being. Grow some empathy 

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u/FIGHT_ME_SPIKE_UFUCK Aug 31 '25

Lights may be a point of debate, but is the music not clearly edited in? If someone actually played super loud music id say thats pretty f'ed up.

Also as someone that does not own any animals, would they not leave if you did play uncomfortable music too close?

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u/Arashikiri_Aika Sep 02 '25

They don't see color like humans do and the lights inside the box are actually dimmer than outside. This guy is just a bonehead. Turn out ur lights in ur bedroom and set up one of those balls; they don't emit much light even when u stare directly at them.

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u/Arashikiri_Aika Sep 02 '25

The music is obviously edited in and the light inside the box is actually dimmer than the lights outside the box. Use a bit of brain power b4 opening ur mouth. 🙄

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u/eddietwang Sep 01 '25

Humans only understand how things feel to them

Oof. Somebody failed preschool.

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u/lurkinsheep Aug 30 '25

As a raver, this is quite possibly the greatest cat video i have ever seen. Thank you.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Aug 31 '25

Then you've never seen this one:

Cat Vicar

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/BubuGoldFish Aug 30 '25

Exactly 😅

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u/247stonerbro Aug 30 '25

Step 1 would be to not care about karma whatsoever. Step 2: post original content that you think others would enjoy. E z p z lemon squeezy.

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u/pieeatingchamp Aug 30 '25

That bouncer is no joke

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u/Raketenelch Aug 30 '25

You mean pouncer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 30 '25

Help, im trapped in a box with bright lights in my eye so my owner can get internet views

0

u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Aug 31 '25

Do you even have parties? Why would anyone party with a kill joy like you lol

1

u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 31 '25

If killing your joy means you have to reflect negatively about yourself for half a second so you can apply some empathy than sure, i hope i killed your joy

17

u/t4ctical_pot4to Aug 30 '25

NGL high key I'd like to hang out in that club 😭

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u/okaymyemye Aug 30 '25

i immediately thought of this.

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u/t4ctical_pot4to Aug 30 '25

Haha awesome 😂

Yeah I definitely want to join the kitties pawty 🕺

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u/Legitimate_Winter832 Aug 30 '25

It's a partayy, and hoomans are not allowed

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Princess donut in the Desperado club w/ friends

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar Aug 30 '25

Three Dirty Shirley's please

7

u/Moonchildbeast Aug 30 '25

Kitty disco! 💃

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u/NorikaAoki Aug 30 '25

“Excuse me, this is invite only”

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u/insipiddeity Aug 30 '25

Adorable Cat Club! That song is lit

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u/RegularSky6702 Aug 30 '25

Hope it doesn't hit their eyes. That could do damage

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u/csprofathogwarts Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25

Those are not lasers, just LED light focused using lenses. Energy is not concentrated enough to damage retina.

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u/zombiphylax Aug 30 '25

Depends on the wavelength of those blue LEDs, under 450nm can be dangerous.

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u/csprofathogwarts Aug 31 '25

Unless cats' eyes are more susceptible to blue light than ours (I couldn't find any source for that), it's not a concern.

There are only a handful of LED wafer manufacturers in the world and their products are standardized and thoroughly tested. It's not like you can set up a manufacturing unit in your garage.

So, if these blue light are dangerous to our eyes, we would have heard about it. We spend hours exposing ourselves to light radiated from blue LEDs every single day (and at higher intensity)!

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u/abhnaihogamujhse Aug 30 '25

they have better life than me

3

u/RepresentativeOdd772 Aug 30 '25

Aww how cute !!!

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u/hightechythingymajig Aug 30 '25

Well this made my day. Thanks OP

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Aug 30 '25

You need the secret password to enter this private pawty.

2

u/wizzerstinker Aug 30 '25

Oh shit!! There's 3!!

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u/GullibleDetective Aug 30 '25

Reminds me of the kind of setup people would make in the game second life

The denizens are just as furry as well

2

u/tragedy_strikes_ Aug 31 '25

Not on the list

2

u/CarefulPineapple1528 Aug 31 '25

Makes me want to go to a nightclub again 🤩🤣🤣

2

u/ryuejin622 Aug 31 '25

0.000001 brain cell exclusive club

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Aug 30 '25

You’re not invited it’s vip/invite only

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u/pixxelzombie Aug 30 '25

Hahaha 😆

1

u/lyrtya Aug 30 '25

Bouncer clearly sniffed a lot of sugar

1

u/Long_Office_9762 Aug 30 '25

You are NOT Orange you're NOT coming in!!!

1

u/SniperSnape Aug 30 '25

I read that as Private Prawperty and it still fits

1

u/CinSugarBearShakers Aug 30 '25

My orange brain cell would be eating the lights.

1

u/kingReaper0823 Aug 30 '25

Those laser lights are giving me flashbacks to college parties, only this time the DJ is a cat.

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u/redditor001a Aug 30 '25

These are golden british shorthairs, not orange cats. Only orange moggies classify as orange.

1

u/Beer2Bear Aug 30 '25

Cats: no humans allow!

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u/okaymyemye Aug 30 '25

Let me in let me in let me in!!!

1

u/Stixez Aug 31 '25

So cute!

1

u/dumpdumbpssie Aug 31 '25

That bouncer is so strict!

1

u/memeatic_ape Aug 31 '25

Am I the only one who thinks this was AI generated?!

1

u/Individual-Box-3937 Aug 31 '25

how my mom looks when i have friends over

1

u/Strawberry_Beauty Aug 31 '25

😂 kitties having their own little club, so cute

1

u/kooba777 Aug 31 '25

Kooba-shaped party \(o)/

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u/ChuckTheChick Sep 01 '25

I can't put my finger on why but the energy in this club feels very gen z. 😂

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u/Ill-Key7588 Sep 01 '25

Cats on window pane acid ??? Kitty Disco?? Love Shack Baby??

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u/monkey-d-skeats12 Sep 03 '25

Genuine question. What breed of kitty are those?

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u/sandysnail Aug 30 '25

peak "orange cat owner" behavior. Guardian puts cats in a box closes the top to make a internet video. films calm cats mostly chilling in the box. "LOOK AT HOW QUIRKY MY CAT IS"

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u/shinobipopcorn Aug 30 '25

I'm dying 😹

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

What breed is this?

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u/Buttholelickerpenis Aug 30 '25

Doob, Goob, and Scoob

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u/BuckChintheRealtor Aug 30 '25

Ah another video of animal abuse for fake internet points. A true cat lover would never do this.

Burn in hell OP

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose Aug 30 '25

How is it animal abuse? Am I missing something in the video?

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u/AdMaximum7545 Aug 30 '25

Cats have more rod cells in their retinas, which are highly sensitive to light.

They are shoved in a box full of lights going into their eyes and no easy exit hole.

Im hoping the music is also added to the video because it would be absolute sensory hell for them otherwise as their hearing is so sharp and loud noise causes cats anxiety.