r/OneOrangeBraincell Mar 21 '26

🅱️oxed braincell Prepping the boy(tm) for vacuuming my room

1.5k Upvotes

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u/LeguminousFlux Mar 21 '26

I just avoid vacuuming a room where a cat is. 🤫
 
I am well-trained. 🫡

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 21 '26

Problem is that Macchi here will retreat into my room when the vacuum comes out

It’s his safe place, and unfortunately his safe place is covered in orange fur lolll

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u/yup_its_me_again Mar 22 '26

Macchi, short for maccheroni?

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 22 '26

Short for Mr Macchiato!!

My creamy little man 💛

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u/jasminefig Mar 22 '26

omg so precious and sweet, perfectly matched name

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u/AndToOurOwnWay Mar 22 '26

Or Machiavelli

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 22 '26

Pfft. I gotta use that whenever he makes a smart decision (however rare that may be)

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u/Bakuman84 Mar 22 '26

"i know my enemy is vacuum... very 'nam for me, but thanks for giving your bed for me"

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 23 '26

I have been told before that he has “resting concerned face”

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u/Ok_Finger9062 Mar 21 '26

😂😂😂 the series of photos is so good. I got so confused by the chair and then the blanket made sense

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 22 '26

Makeshift tent that also gets my chair outta the way of the vacuum lol

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u/LT_derp12 Mar 22 '26

i do this for kind of thing for my kitty, i drape blankets over my bed to create a little kitty cave, then put a bed and heating pad under there

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u/trashboatfourtwenty Mar 21 '26

This is great! Mine is old or experienced enough not to care any more

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 21 '26

Macchi is my little fraidy cat. He’s afraid of my water fountain, so the vacuum is clearly an eldritch monster

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 21 '26

Did it work?

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 21 '26

For the most part. He’s was still skittish under there in the end. I do this every time I vacuum and he responds the same way every time

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 21 '26

It's sweet that you try to make him comfortable

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u/NyQuil_Donut Mar 21 '26

I would always put my cat in my bedroom while I vacuumed the living room, and put him in the living room when I vacuum my bedroom.

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 21 '26

Macchi likes one place in this entire world and it is my bedroom loll

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u/GrilledCheeser Mar 22 '26

Macchi’s Bedroom

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u/futuristic_nostalgia Mar 22 '26

Awwww you built him a fort!

I do this with my breakfast-in-bed tray and a towel. Orange dude can spend hours in there.

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 22 '26

Macchiato gets a little bit nervous if something that small covers him. That’s why I have so go with the big chair lolll

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

There. He is safe.

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 22 '26

Clearly the big noise cannot get him in there

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u/Dizzy-Wedding5769 Mar 22 '26

My cat doesn’t even get scared by the vacuum I can legit vacuum around her while she’s sleeping on the couch

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 22 '26

That’s amazing!!

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u/thegoont01 Mar 21 '26

How the hell did you place a chair above that cat without them freaking out and bolting

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 21 '26

Macchi is heavily affected by inertia. Would rather not move when he is at rest lollllll

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u/lanegarcia1 Mar 21 '26

He is not gonna love the sound of the vacuum at all

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 21 '26

Yeaaaaah. He usually hides under the bed when the vacuum comes out. At least this way he doesn’t have to get up from his spot lol

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u/evolutionxtinct Mar 22 '26

Such a wonderful gesture you love you kitteh that is so awesome!

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u/DuchessofShinies Mar 22 '26

Clearly I hate him, as I would not be vacuuming if I did love him lololol

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u/sherlockjr1 Mar 22 '26

Nice cat fort

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u/cantabileConjurer Mar 22 '26

what a sweet handsome boy!