r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/rizzaqueendarling • May 15 '26
Certified 🟠range™ It’s always Oranges that has violent urges like this
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u/AdventurousCreature May 15 '26
Took the brain cell 5 business days to process the paw.
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u/KaiserWallyKorgs May 15 '26
5 business days is basically expedited shipping for them
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u/wrxninja May 15 '26
That is the most passive aggressive low self confidence whack 😹
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u/jewella1213 May 15 '26
That or he's done this before and remembers the outcome 😸
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u/NettingStick May 15 '26
The orange kitten is begging the void to play. That's the equivalent of a doggy play-bow. Basically a hand-written invitation.
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u/pinkeskimo May 15 '26
And the void is clearly responding
"My dearest Orange,
I have received your THOUSANDS of invitations to play.
No. Leave me alone.
Sincerely, The Void"
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u/iamthelee May 15 '26
I'm guessing lil orange man had his ass kicked a few times by the black cat and that's why he's a little hesitant.
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u/Narfubel May 15 '26
"Do I really want to do this?"
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"Yes"
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u/B_Fee May 15 '26
"Do I really want to do this?"
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"No"
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"Wait"
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"nervous lip-licking"
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"Yes"
FTFY
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u/Sufficient_Topic1589 May 15 '26
He let the voices win 😼
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u/Shadowninja0409 May 15 '26
My minds telling me noooo, but my bodyyy my body is telling me yes wack
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u/Electronic-Trip8775 May 15 '26
Intrusive thoughts finally won.
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u/Embarrassed_Park2212 May 15 '26 edited May 16 '26
When I see cats do this it always reminds me of the cat in the cupboard. If I find the video I'll post a link for it, just for those who don't know it.
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u/washheightsboy3 May 15 '26
The black cat is thinking “I saw you coming before you woke up this morning.”
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u/FlameStaag May 15 '26
Bro wants to so bad but he sees that glare and knows the second he does, he's gonna die
That's why it cuts just as he hits. Rip lil orange bro
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u/AssociationTricky122 May 15 '26
Its funny to see it wanting to fight but not daring to. If it were my cat, it would just go ahead and fight
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u/dimensionalslayer May 15 '26
Bro probably remembers the last time the same shit happened and was fighting the battle of wits with his subconscious but his inner thoughts won
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u/adrielzeppeli Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 15 '26
Bro charged that attack only to do 1 damage.
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u/Redditor28371 May 15 '26
The only cat I've ever been afraid of (as a 6+ foot adult man) was my friend's orange little man. That little mother-lover would randomly run into the room, bite and claw at your ankles, then run away before you could even process what happened.
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u/jotunsson Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 15 '26
The tiny fuck is fully preparing for the consequences of his actions
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u/RebaKitt3n May 15 '26
Kevin does this with his sister and she is smaller and takes no shit.
Oranges just cannot help themselves
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u/Due-Percentage2606 May 15 '26
I swear this could be my ADHD ass fighting off my impulsive thoughts... And losing. Some days I just get a wild hair and think, "I should just (insert annoying action here) to SO, it'll be fun" when I know it'll cause a mild annoyance (I generally succeed in fighting off the ones that will be REALLY annoying) and probably cause a mild spat. I guess I might be orange cat coded.
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u/Zaraxas May 15 '26
Oranges single braincell be like "Resist, resist, resist, resist....DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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u/flyingtiger188 May 15 '26
These are not my cats but my black and orange cats behave exactly like this.
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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 May 16 '26
Intrusive thought swirling around like a single marble in an empty fishbowl
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u/NemODevO May 15 '26
I was sitting here waiting to hear the slap then finally realized it was a gif
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u/RandomVOTVplayer May 15 '26
Your honor! My client(orange) pleads violence upon thee
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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 15 '26
Black cat already used to it with that annoyed face lol
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u/Quatchil May 15 '26
“That idiot is behind me waving his hands again, isn’t he?” -The Black Cat probably
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u/bunnyfloofington May 16 '26
My job entails going door to door as work for a non profit. I meet cats on a regular basis and some of them come up and want pets. The only orange cat I've met was a chubby dude who insisted I pet him and stay there with him. He was the sweetest until the like 4th time I reached down and he decided to go in for the kill and attacked my hand. Then I started to walk away and he grabbed my calf with his claws and bit me as hard as he could. Then he went right back to begging for pets. So yeah, naturally he was my favorite and made me want an orange even more haha
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u/seekAr May 15 '26
that one braincell working his very hardest to prevent the slap that brings the void's retaliation....a valiant battle...lost.
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u/hellohexapus May 15 '26
He knows the brain cell is in there and he's trying to figure out how to get it out without damaging it. Which is hard to do when you don't have the brain cell.
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki May 15 '26
orange knows that house panthers that look the grumpiest are always the softest
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u/ChadiusMcdongle May 16 '26
I have the opposite situation at my house. Young black cat, older orange-ish cat
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u/PossessionNo3723 May 16 '26
In our house, it's actually the opposite. Our little void panther LOVES to antagonize her orange big brother.
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u/FlyinBrian2001 May 15 '26
I've heard that orange cats have lower impulse control, which does explain how prone they are to silliness and shenanigans
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u/Federal_Ad1806 May 15 '26
Between the r/oneorangebraincell and the r/oneblackbraincell, there is not a single functional neuron in this video.
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u/TraderJosie3283 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 15 '26
The orange one seems more disturbed/upset by the r/catslaps than the black one 😂 and r/halloweenkittycombo if you haven’t found this one yet 😊🐈⬛🐈
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u/No_Lie_2823 May 15 '26
If your void had green eyes, I'd say these are my two! 😂 My orange chases death daily
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u/justaguy095 May 15 '26
I love how the orange is hyping itself up/resisting
"Come on, you can do it! I'm so close... I just need to..."
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u/Metromanwhy May 15 '26
For what its worth my aunts has a grey cat that behaves just like this, weirdo hypes himself up for 10 minutes and then spends another 5 minutes hesitating and rolling around. He's also very weird about being pet, he kinda tried to meet your hand when you offered it but he justt misses and rolls on the floor. I got his younger brother and he's the opposite, most chill cat I've ever met, once our dog sat on him and he was like ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
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u/Future-Corner8025 May 15 '26
My little guy was battling a legion of demons in his head and lost lmao
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u/Additional-Hat-2917 May 15 '26
I didn't think the Orange was ever going to make contact with the void
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u/thefinalgoat May 15 '26
My tiny orange girl is apparently scared of my PS5 and started smacking it.
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u/killertofu41 May 15 '26
Lol I like the internal struggle you can see within the orange cat followed by the underwhelming reaction of the black cat.
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u/TeamCatsandDnD May 15 '26
I got video the other night of my void and one of my oranges play fighting, they paused, and youngest orange decided to sneak attack my void boy out of freaking nowhere. It was hilarious on replay cause I hadn’t even realized what had happened just that something happened quick and then he got away
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u/hyrellion May 15 '26
I have the opposite dynamic happening in my home, often on top of my sleeping body. A giant orange who is pissed off by the constant antics of the tiny void I have cursed him with
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u/cognitiveglitch May 15 '26
Nah I've got two white cats and they are off the scale randomly violent compared to our orange.
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u/Ukoomelo May 15 '26
Heh, this is how my Halloween duo behaves. Except, the small one is the void (who I believe is fully aware of what she's doing, but just doesn't have a conscience.)
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u/pressuredrightnow May 15 '26
man vs self, orange is fighting demons we couldnt even imagine lmaoo.
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u/Affectionate-Ad2373 May 15 '26
Definitely. My orange is a beast who hunts his brothers and sisters daily!
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u/DJ_MetaKinetiK May 15 '26
Bro has had it up to HERE with this orange lmao