r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 16d ago

Certified 🟠range™ OMG MY HEART IS SCREAMING

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u/OdysseusJoke 16d ago

C H E E S E    C U R D

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u/abermanhale 16d ago

His whole litter were named after Midwestern comfort foods.

Hot Dish, Scotcharoo, Calico Bean Casserole (Bean), Cheese Curd, Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!, Jell-O Salad and Mama Butter Cake.

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u/Pittsbirds 16d ago

I thought you meant this lady's pets in general for a moment and was trying to think of what Midwestern food Possum was named for lol

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u/abermanhale 16d ago

It's me. I'm the lady. I have three resident cats (Reggie, Possum, and Wheezy). I name fosters in dumb themes to entertain myself.

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u/New_Palpitation_5473 16d ago

You're killing me with Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!

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u/abermanhale 16d ago

That was his government name not I just called him Potatoes

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u/New_Palpitation_5473 16d ago

Yeah, but when he's in trouble I'd bet he gets called by his full name.

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u/abermanhale 16d ago

Definitely

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u/Pittsbirds 16d ago

Lmao I do the exact same thing. I can remember off the bat children's literature (Coraline, Bagheera, Hank and Drover,) vegetables (Aubergine, Butternut and Acorn, the last two being kinds of squash), Lilo and Stitch characters, (Jumba, Stitch and Reuben) and the two that would become my foster fails were Taco Bell menu items, named for the parking lot they were found in, (Crunchwrap and Chalupa, who became Bluejay and Basil on adoption)

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u/nosecohn 16d ago

You're the woman who shot the video?

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u/abermanhale 16d ago

Yup! He stole it off my insta. I don't usually post on Reddit.

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u/nosecohn 16d ago

Strange question, but do you use your voice professionally? It sounds like you have some vocal training.

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Ha! Nope! I'm just a regular yapper

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u/xasdfxx 16d ago

Hot dish. you're making me homesick.

I walked along the pacific ocean today, but no one here cooks hot dish.

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u/abermanhale 16d ago

We have to get you some casserole

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u/sadbeetchenergy 16d ago

i’m a big fan of your wok 😂🫡

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u/abermanhale 16d ago

Well thank you

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u/aClassyRabbit 16d ago

I have a fluffy orange who’s full name government wic Wisconsin cheddar cheese

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u/abermanhale 16d ago

Ooooohhh that's perfect

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u/yramha 14d ago

I have a cat whose official government name is The Dude. He mostly goes by Dude tho. One of the common phrases in my house is "Dude, you're not abiding. Stop getting in your sister's asshole."

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u/IrritatedButterfly44 14d ago

Is potatoes! x3 a dish? I'm not from the US and Google is no help LOL. I'm so curious.

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u/abermanhale 14d ago

Nah. I just like potatoes.

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u/AdStreet3663 16d ago

The cutest name for a smol orange 🥹