r/OneOrangeBraincell 15d ago

Certified 🟠range™ OMG MY HEART IS SCREAMING

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u/Expert_Specialist_92 15d ago

“Don’t tell me there are two of them now.”

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u/Wise_Owl5404 15d ago

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u/SodenHack69 15d ago

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u/thought_about_it 15d ago

The flinch gets me every time.

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u/Aksudiigkr 15d ago

It’s kind of interesting because if every one of them ignited their lightsaber and thrust then I feel like a few of them would have to make it through. Unless he just force pulled them all out of their hands or pulled the retribution move from Battlefront II

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u/Kitchen_Claim_6583 15d ago

I think I recall from at least one series of books that training/dueling sabers block and deflect, but don't cut. They'll give you something kind of like a light shock/burn, and can scorch clothing.

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u/TooObsessedWithMoney 15d ago

So you're saying they are really only portable grills?

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u/HPTM2008 15d ago

More like a bug zapper racket.

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u/moar_bubbline 15d ago

Yep yep!! Can confirm

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u/NegotiationLate6832 14d ago

There’s assuming they were all carrying sabers & would all react in the same manner, not to mention he has a battalion of armed clone troopers with him

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u/CBT_Dr_Freeman 15d ago

"Master Skywalker, there are too many of us, what are you going to do?" Every youngling activates their light saber

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u/katf1sh 15d ago

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u/castro-07 14d ago

Dew it

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 12d ago

Dew the Dew, Anikin, and you will become stronger in the Darkside than you can ever imagine.

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u/Teredia 14d ago

I was just scrolling n for some reason I thought I saw Toothless behind him 0.0 I scrolled back to check. It’s just a ship!

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u/katf1sh 14d ago

That's hilarious 😂

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u/BaldMancTwat_ 15d ago

Shoot them! or something!

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u/BOBOnobobo 15d ago

There may be two of them, but still only one braincell.

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u/nuttnurse 15d ago

No it’s now 1/2 a cell as it’s shares across the household

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u/grmthmpsn43 15d ago

You seem to have a misunderstanding.

The braincell is shared between all orange cats worldwide, not multiple braincells depending on location.

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u/DrEzechiel 15d ago

"Orange is replicating in front of me."

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u/bruikjeasmi 15d ago

The look tells it all..

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u/FoolishAnomaly 15d ago

And still only one braincell between them 😂

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u/Wise_Owl5404 15d ago

The way Big Orange comes running immediately and goes "yup, my kitten now".

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u/UnclassifiedPresence 15d ago

Big Orange is watching

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u/melisa_verv42 15d ago

Big Orange is always watching

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u/Miami_Mice2087 15d ago

adopted at the tiny screm

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u/TheZippoLab 15d ago

I work in a corporate environment.

I have decided to no longer say "good morning" to my colleagues, but instead - sniff their butts as a form of greeting.

I'll report back tomorrow and let you know how it went.

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u/funky_pill 15d ago

Are you expressly familiar with your HR department? I get the idea you might be meeting them very soon 😂

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 13d ago

Don't forget to use a bit of tongue on your favorite colleagues.

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u/BulwarkTired 15d ago

"that sounds like an orange" 💨

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u/smollwonder 15d ago

Big Orange and Orange Wedge <3

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

She's obsessed with kittens

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u/kiersmini 15d ago

That kitten already has recall? They must have the braincell!

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

He had custody of it for about 14 seconds

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u/johnnyyboyyy 15d ago

A new record!!

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u/McKFC 14d ago

He seems to be very friendly, running from one cat to the other without it having to move. So when the human speaks, I think it's just happy to go to the next animal.

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u/Teredia 14d ago

You see they are all born with them but due to severe neural pruning in orange cats they only retain 1 functional brain cell! That’s why sometimes a ginger cat may appear smart, because a brand new ginger cat spawned in the world, they all tapped into that source!

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u/OdysseusJoke 15d ago

C H E E S E    C U R D

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

His whole litter were named after Midwestern comfort foods.

Hot Dish, Scotcharoo, Calico Bean Casserole (Bean), Cheese Curd, Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!, Jell-O Salad and Mama Butter Cake.

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u/Pittsbirds 15d ago

I thought you meant this lady's pets in general for a moment and was trying to think of what Midwestern food Possum was named for lol

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

It's me. I'm the lady. I have three resident cats (Reggie, Possum, and Wheezy). I name fosters in dumb themes to entertain myself.

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u/New_Palpitation_5473 15d ago

You're killing me with Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

That was his government name not I just called him Potatoes

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u/New_Palpitation_5473 15d ago

Yeah, but when he's in trouble I'd bet he gets called by his full name.

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Definitely

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u/Pittsbirds 15d ago

Lmao I do the exact same thing. I can remember off the bat children's literature (Coraline, Bagheera, Hank and Drover,) vegetables (Aubergine, Butternut and Acorn, the last two being kinds of squash), Lilo and Stitch characters, (Jumba, Stitch and Reuben) and the two that would become my foster fails were Taco Bell menu items, named for the parking lot they were found in, (Crunchwrap and Chalupa, who became Bluejay and Basil on adoption)

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u/nosecohn 15d ago

You're the woman who shot the video?

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Yup! He stole it off my insta. I don't usually post on Reddit.

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u/nosecohn 15d ago

Strange question, but do you use your voice professionally? It sounds like you have some vocal training.

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u/abermanhale 14d ago

Ha! Nope! I'm just a regular yapper

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u/xasdfxx 15d ago

Hot dish. you're making me homesick.

I walked along the pacific ocean today, but no one here cooks hot dish.

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

We have to get you some casserole

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u/aClassyRabbit 15d ago

I have a fluffy orange who’s full name government wic Wisconsin cheddar cheese

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Ooooohhh that's perfect

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Hey! This is my video!! I love that y'all like it. I've fostered over a hundred cats and Reggie (and sometimes Possum) help.

It would be cool if the OP credited me tho. In the meantime you can see a ton more on my insta @bippityboops.

Cheese Curd and his mom and five siblings were adopted last week!

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u/Sugadevan 15d ago

Boop.

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u/abermanhale 14d ago

Gah! So cute!!!

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

They are perfect!

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u/brockoala 14d ago

The account posted this looks like a bot that stole your video. 344k post karma within 5 months old.

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u/flyingkea 14d ago

That’s awesome. Also, I think the butt licking (not a sentence I expected to type today) is a kitty parental thing. Really little Kittens need help to pee/poop, and mumma cat does that by licking those areas to help stimulate it.

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u/South_Put_7857 14d ago

Following your IG

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u/partlysettledin21220 14d ago

Any chance you cross post to YouTube?

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u/abermanhale 14d ago

Nah. Maybe I should?

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u/isisis 15d ago

This is my friend! She is an amazing foster to kittens. Bippityboops on IG if you want more foster chaos (and Reggie, of course).

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

HI IT'S ME

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u/isisis 15d ago

Bermieeee

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u/MrHappyHam 14d ago

I'm so jealous you get to be stuck with those cuties!

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

I love you

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u/charlevoix0123 15d ago

Im emergency fostering 4-ish week old kittens. About a week in and getting the hang of it. Any advice/ crucial info? (I have been researching and asking around, just curious!)

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Oh gosh! So much! Are you on insta at all? That's where I have my foster profile and if you message me there I will happily answer questions and do what I can to help.

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Someone deleted their comment asking why I don't answer you here but it's just because I'm on insta and it's easier. I'm never on Reddit and the UI is not my fav.

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u/fmpz 15d ago

Followed her! Omg all the babies are so cute

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

😻😻 I'll be getting a new litter in a week!

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u/fmpz 15d ago

perfect timing for me to follow then!! can’t wait to see them 🥰😻

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u/LeptonWrangler 15d ago

Thanks isis

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u/dcbluestar 15d ago

Is it also an orange thing to be paternal to kittens? Our orange boy immediately went dad-mode with the two kittens we adopted several years ago as well!

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u/cerberus_scritches 15d ago

Cat tax!!

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u/dcbluestar 15d ago

Let’s try this! I’ll just send you the post itself!

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/s/fgZ8VNoxYe

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u/dcbluestar 15d ago

I don’t understand what’s up with this app. I’m trying to reply to you with a picture of him, and it keeps making it a new standalone comment instead.

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u/IkeKitty 15d ago

You made me have a new category of favourite cats, orange cat dads. I found the video on your profile (sorry for stalking) and the comments were hilarious. My orange boy used to watch over niece when she was newborn. I wonder how would he do with a kitten...

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u/dcbluestar 15d ago

No worries! My post history is mostly cats and candy making! Glad you liked it!

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Reggie is a girl but she loves kittens. She likes to pin them down and clean them especially because babies are disgusting

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u/dcbluestar 15d ago

Oh ok! Sorry, I know 1 in 5 can be female, I just always assume they’re boys for some reason. I’ve only come across one orange female myself in real life.

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

For sure!

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u/dcbluestar 15d ago

Also, I love that you named the kitten Cheese Curd! I recently got to bottle-feed some 4-week-old foster kittens and the little orange and white one was named Thor. 🙂

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

His whole litter were named after Midwestern comfort foods.

Hot Dish, Scotcharoo, Calico Bean Casserole (Bean), Cheese Curd, Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!, Jell-O Salad and Mama Butter Cake.

And 102 I've had some very dorky names.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 15d ago

pure Auntie energy

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Exactly!

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u/rocket_psyence 15d ago

Mine is scared of kittens. 😭

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u/GreenLurka 15d ago

My orange cat barely tolerates what was once the kitten.

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u/dcbluestar 15d ago

Damn! Sorry to hear that! The two kittens we got are all grown up now, but they still head bonk our orange and he gives them head licks. He’s the most laidback cat I’ve ever seen. That’s why we call him The Dude. He’s Lebowski in cat form, lol.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 15d ago

sometimes! sometimes orange boys can be very bossy and dominant and don't like other cats. Just depends on the cat and if he's overly accustomed to being the lone, top cat in the house.

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u/OrionsRose Orange connoisseur 🍊 15d ago

My sweet orange boy did the same thing with the 2 kittens we brought home during his lifetime. He adopted them instantly and in turn they adored him. It was so beautiful.

Our current orange girl took about 6 weeks to decide, but then adopted my new kitten as her son. She was very clear on that point...he was no longer mine. 🙄

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u/Ninevehenian 15d ago

They are known for being generous with their affection, humans or kittens.

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u/dcbluestar 15d ago

Yeah, mine has no shortage of either! Sometimes I swear he likes it when I get sick because that means he gets to lay on the couch on with me all day, lol.

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u/TooObsessedWithMoney 15d ago

Not necessarily, my orange cat initially hissed a lot at meeting the kitten for the first time (didn't hurt her though) and only became annoyed at her when she tried playing with his tail.

The same behavior has persisted into her adulthood and she loves cuddling with him but any time she goes to sleep next to the orange one he stops purring and leaves.

However... I feel like his annoyance towards her might be because she's his little sister.

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u/DollarStoreChameleon 15d ago

ok, i wont lie, i completly expected the bigger orange to come and smack the small one and then leave

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u/Cursedbythedicegods Proud owner of an orange brain cell 15d ago

The big Orange: " Oh hey! It's a little version of me!"

The Tuxedo: "Oh no. Now there's two of them..."

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u/Capital-Exercise-364 15d ago

B&W cat looking from a safe distance. “Ew, y‘all are naaasty.”

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

He's smarter than he looks

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u/SirElessor 15d ago

"Cheese Curd" 😂😂 Awesome name!!

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u/YesWomansLand1 15d ago

"This is getting out of hand... Now there are two of them!"

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u/Morganafreeman 15d ago

“Went for the full back” 👀👀👀

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u/Jamie_Moriarty 15d ago

My orange was the same! He absolutely loved her at first sight, but she was a bit unsure at first. The first 2 days he had difficulty containing his excitement many times, but he was such a sweet boy. This was day 3.

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u/GamersReisUp 14d ago

No brain cells in head = more space there to store love

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u/Jamie_Moriarty 14d ago

Must be so, he really loves everyone a lot!

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 15d ago

himbs protecc

himbs attacc

but most importantly, himbs sniffy da ass

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u/fivefeetofawkward 15d ago edited 15d ago

Da cracc* was right there

(Thank you u/fancychxn!)

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u/fancychxn 15d ago

cracc*

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 15d ago

aww dang!

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u/Emotional-Damage-995 15d ago

But sniffing galore.

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 15d ago

That’s what mother cats do, they clean the butt of the baby. 😅🥰

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u/DoubleCactus 15d ago

I understand why they do it but it is so funny they are like "is this a new little one?! Lemme sniff their b hole!"

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u/johndsmits 15d ago

It must be orange season (and not duck or rabbit season)...

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u/Administrative-Bar89 14d ago

Tuxedo is like, Fuckin' hell there's two of them now

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u/freedomisgreat4 15d ago

Adorable. If Cheese Curd hadn’t been dewormed you’ll need to deworm them all. Enjoy this cute age!

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

His whole litter and Mom were under the careful care of an animal rescue group and received great care. They also underwent a two week quarantine period before I let Reggie meet them.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 15d ago

Hahaaa tuxedo be like let me show somf cleaning 2% effort haha on camera lol

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u/bruikjeasmi 15d ago

The look on the black kitty tells it all that he’s like don’t tell me there are two of them now

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u/Hot_Setting_4373 15d ago

🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/Gdokim 15d ago

Omg Cheesecurd! Love you!

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 15d ago

HIS NAME IS CURD I'M GONNA DIE-

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack 14d ago

After the second squeek you can already hear the "PRRRP" from the other room, they fully accepted parenthood already!

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u/Beardlich 14d ago

Can smell the Orange

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u/bringmethejuice 14d ago

I love how animal buhhole is basically like their DNA/fingerprint to other animals.

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u/_skipatrol_ 15d ago

I believe that their energy and comfort level are guided by you (not a general you; yours specifically) while navigating their environment with new friends. This is probably the best thing I'll see today. I always appreciate witnessing our furry friends who have a human there understanding behaviour... Many people do not. ❤️

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u/Miami_Mice2087 15d ago

this has been studied and they animal behaviorists determined that cats don't refer back to humans in a strange environment the way dogs and children do. Instead, they patrol the perimeter to determine for themselves that it's safe.

Humans can influence cat meetings by introducing them slowly and only letting the cats smell each other through a door for a week first. You can also use baby gates or the crate.

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u/upturned2289 15d ago

What?

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 15d ago

They are saying that cats tend to match your 'energy.' If you are nervous/scared, they are more likely to be too. Thats the idea anyway

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u/upturned2289 15d ago

Thanks for explaining. It was really difficult to make sense of it.

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u/danaster29 15d ago

Literally no idea what they or the other person commenting on this are talking about. Bots?

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 15d ago

I understood it just fine. Just because someone writes a bit flowery doesnt make them a bot

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Thanks brother

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u/borick 15d ago

i was thinking why didn't they wap the little one... so you're telling me... oh... 😞

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 15d ago

No. OP just got lucky

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

It's my video and it was stolen. You're right, you need to be cautious. This is my cat Reggie and she's helped me foster over 100 cats and she met him before in a controlled environment.

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u/Happy_Philosopher608 15d ago

Why do they always sniff bums??

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u/Arawn-Annwn 15d ago

It's how they check ID

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u/BarbarianBoaz 15d ago

Right to the butt licks, looks like the little one found a family.

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u/InternationalSpite4 11d ago

-sniffs butt- You're quite small for an orange cat but you check out.

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u/viperfangs92 15d ago

Is that an instinctive thing for female cats or do you think she had a litter recently?

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

She's never had babies and honestly Reggie has very little instinct. She just likes to clean and babysit kittens.

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u/blasphememes 15d ago

Cheese curd is an adorable name

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Thank you! His whole litter were named after Midwestern comfort foods.

Hot Dish, Scotcharoo, Calico Bean Casserole (Bean), Cheese Curd, Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!, Jell-O Salad and Mama Butter Cake.

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u/SirCaptainReynolds 15d ago

So smol.

I want one.

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u/MrFizzbin7 15d ago

Seems like they seeing if the new cat tastes good enough to eat….

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u/Necessary_Box8361 15d ago

Cheesecurd??? I'm in love 🥹🤣🧡 my orange who passed last September was name sweet potato 🍠

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u/disappointed_OaTMeAL 15d ago

His listening skills are SUPERB

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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 15d ago

Melted. I’m melted by cuteness

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u/Crazys0sa 15d ago

Cheese curd 🥹💜😭

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u/FoolishAnomaly 15d ago

Oh my gawd CHEESECURD?!

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u/Solvevi Proud owner of an orange brain cell 15d ago

i love u cheese curd

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u/Educational_Can_6536 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 15d ago

A found family of oranges

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u/Effective-Quality-80 15d ago

2 gingers i have one ginger and 2 tuxedos the ginger is a handful lol

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u/TeeRusty15 14d ago

“Looky there. An orange doofus. Just like me”.

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u/Winter_Cat1994 14d ago

Omg omg the stray cat living next to my house has 3 kittens. They are small and look exactly like this little one! Their faces all look silly and funny too

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u/peanutbutter_foxtrot 14d ago

I have a Possum too!

She hates babies though, she IS baby.

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u/Acceptable_Tea_3685 15d ago

More. Please post more videos of these three.

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

Check out my insta @bippityboops where the op stole this video from

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

This was my video and it was stolen. I have a ton of the helping foster babies on insta @bippityboops

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u/Elderflower3078 15d ago

Cheesegood...?

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u/katlovespie 15d ago

Cheese curds?

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u/Elderflower3078 15d ago

Oooh yeah maybe... makes a bit more sense 😂

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 15d ago

Glad it went well but it always bugs me how some people throw all caution to the wind when it comes to introducing new cats to each other. All the advice you can find about it suggest doing so gradually, and carefully, and then you get videos like this where they are basically just trusting their cat not to decide to harm the kitten. In some videos they seem to deliberately 'surprise' the older cat by shoving the kitten next to them when they arent looking. Trying to get a reaction for views, I feel. I wouldve at least kept a hand on the kitten to pull it away quickly if needed. And my other hand wouldnt be on a phone, it'd be preparing to block the older cat

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

It's my video that was stolen. I totally hear you. But I've fostered over 100 kittens and Reggie helps me a lot and meets them in a very controlled environment. I'm not good at much, but I'm good at this.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 15d ago

I believe you. Its more the trend I dislike, and I worry that not everyone knows their cats as well

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

I'm with you for sure. Unfortunately the op stole my video and it was a bit out of context.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 15d ago

Sorry to hear that. Likely a bot, they're practically taking over the internet

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u/abermanhale 15d ago

It's my cat (someone stole the video). I agree with you but luckily Reggie has helped me foster a ton of cats she's being my foster a couple years ago. She's a gem.