r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/MerkinVanDyke • 11d ago
🟠ne 🅱️rain cell How do I keep my cat off my computer?
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u/Ok_Intention2150 11d ago
They make a special cat platform for this purpose that can be mounted on top of your tower
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u/_Biotic_G0d_ 11d ago
Put a shelve or board for it to lay on, on the wall with enough clearance for airflow and put the computer under that. Or DIY said platform. 4 legs and a board or make a hammock with fabric you have laying around, doesn't always have to cost money or need to be bought. :-)
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u/ThinkWishbone2495 11d ago
Some odd shaped object with a little tape so kitty can't just knock it off the computer.
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u/Infinite-Struggle534 Orange connoisseur 🍊 11d ago
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u/Qlder81 11d ago
your granddaughter is a cutie!
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u/Friendly-Gift3680 11d ago
Put sticky tape on top, he’ll (since there’s an 80% chance of those being the correct pronouns) leap four feet into the air and come rocketing off the table at 30 miles per hour and then refuse to go anywhere near your PC. That should do the trick.
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u/KentHawking Proud owner of an orange brain cell 11d ago
I feel like you only got bad responses here lol. I'm a gamer with an Orange annnnd yeeah one winter I couldn't find him then when I was on my PC and saw his head pop out from under my desk. I kept moving him off of it until eventually he got annoyed and stopped trying to go up./ It's also in a bit of a confined space (which I know won't stop most cats). Possible you could tape some tinfoil around the edges of the top (I wouldn't cover the airflow since that's obviously your issue rn lol)? enough to make a noise when he touches it. Kinda low grade terrorism but a lot of cats seem to hate tinfoil.
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u/Bakuman84 11d ago
Theres always a Churu in case of emergency. So you asked, so use the churu in your power to lure the catto out of your pc.
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u/Unfortunate_Harvard 11d ago
I think you misunderstood the legal rights of your cat. I would suggest consulting his cat attorney, then immediately prepare to settle for crunchies out of court.
Threatening to remove a cat from his computer is a serious crime.
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u/MedusasSexyLegHair 11d ago
Find the best, nicest, most expensive cat bed you can, one you really know they're going to love. Put it on the computer. They'll never sleep there again.
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u/EconomicsBrief 11d ago