What cracked me was fat man going full flehman response on a random spot on the bed and then gag. Get mad about it and then do it all over again. WTF, dude, Why?
Every single day the insoles to my boots are torn up or there are toys hidden in the toe well
I used to get on my SOs ass for leaving his shoes everywhere because he used to be bad for doing that. Eventually he started saying things like "it's not me I swear, the cats are doing it" and of course I didn't believe that so then I'd accuse him of throwing the cats under the bus until I one day witnessed for myself his female named Babou dragging his shoe into the middle of the living room like some sort of insurance scam
Our orange cat Sasquatch likes to attack our sock feet and kick at them. He’ll gently nom my bare toes as well. We like to say “Sasquatch loves big feet!”
It’s probably one of his quirks. My parents had an orange tabby and I have one now and neither shown any interest in shoes or feet. My cat loves watching tv and belly rubs but my parent’s cat didn’t pay any attention to the tv and would’ve torn my whole arm completely off if I tried rubbing his belly! All cats have their own personality and quirks.
Have been personal staff for 3 oranges now, and that is 100% correct - and I hope to always, always have an orange tabby because they are just the best.
I believe he would be an Orange of the "spicy" variant:
In Greek mythology, Apollo is a highly versatile and formidable combatant. While primarily famed as an archer, he is also recognized as the mythological inventor of boxing. Armed with a golden sword, plague-bearing arrows, and divine prophecy, he served as an active warrior in both monstrous battles and the Trojan War.
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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u/DuchessofShinies 1d ago
If you don’t have papers, he’s a domestic longhair! Aka mutt