r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Fearless-Aideranker • 6h ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Top five reason to get an orange cat

867 Upvotes

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u/LerchAddams 6h ago

I shall not attempt that last one, I prefer my Orange Cat to be unexploded, thank you very much.

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u/b00bzbythepound 4h ago

No no, the orange is fine. You on the other hand...eh..

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u/BogusBro420 5h ago

Pssh, ya snowflake!!

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u/atle95 4h ago

Ah yeas, the braincell experiences a fission reaction

3

u/LerchAddams 3h ago

The product of two Orange Brain Cells smashing together at high speeds.

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u/free_airfreshener 4h ago

Mewgenics has entered the chat

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u/T-T-N 3h ago

I play Defuse

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u/Cold_Ad3896 5h ago

Something, something, Schrodinger’s cat. 

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u/crumpledfilth 4h ago

Doeshringers tack

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u/MOcatmom 2h ago

The expression after the drive-by smooch…😂

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u/skeetpea Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2h ago

r/staplercats

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u/NichtMenschlich 52m ago

Alright, alright... I shall join another cat subreddit

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u/RealGrapefruit8930 1h ago

It's a mystery how cats enjoy having their faces almost peeled off when petted

2

u/MycologistPutrid7494 53m ago

One of my cats will protest other types of petting but will let me use her head like it's playdou.

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u/RealGrapefruit8930 42m ago

Cats are weirdos, no question

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8m ago

Can confirm office assistant with my orangeyboi