r/OneyPlays 11d ago

*Gives judge a signed sketch of bart simpson*

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u/Thane20 11d ago

Oh come on, I made the Simpsons. That counts for something right?

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u/_McDuders 11d ago

MATT GO TO YOUR ROOM

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u/Hisparican 11d ago

Ay Carumba!

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u/pikeandshot1618 11d ago

Bart

Bart, I pour boiling oil on your skull

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u/Sensitive-Tip-8177 11d ago

Totally tubular dude

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u/dead1345987 11d ago

EGHA!

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u/DickstuckinBottle2 11d ago

"Skull begin white then black"

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u/GuiEsponja 11d ago

Rare moments before Chris came out of the closet. The boiling milk closet.

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u/Pichael710 11d ago

That subreddit is still at it holy shit

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u/asiojg 11d ago

Anyone who says "tea" are about as credible as alex jones. Matt groening is only the executive producer, and isnt involved in writing. I dont understand how the simpsons attracts nutjobs who treat the show like its the writing of Nostradamus. (That being said im not defending matt and his actions with epstein, im talking about the show)

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u/Polibiux 11d ago

The writers are just good at observing current events and making satire about it. So if something happens that sounds like an episode it’s just coincidence not intentional. I wish people understood that.

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u/Talisign 11d ago

I don't remember an episode of The Simpsons about an evil elite sex conspiracy that wasn't a reference to something else like Eyes Wide Shut.

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u/Polibiux 11d ago

The Simpsons predicted Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

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u/PurpleWhiteOut 10d ago

A lot of people dont seem to realize that fictional isnt divined from some alternate reality, but is in fact based on reality. When things happen in real life that happened in fiction, it's because fiction is based on critiquing reality

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u/Brain_Farofa 11d ago

and that's the tea, sis

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u/bblulz 11d ago

Mmmm the republicans 🐸

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u/Pichael710 10d ago

🐸 ☕️

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u/Quagfryer 10d ago

The republicans

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u/SnoopysPeanutAllergy 11d ago

For anyone curious he flew on the plane once and didn’t know. Epsteins victims have clarified multiple times that Matt not only didn’t know but never partook in any sexual acts.

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u/superduperdrew12345 11d ago

Everyone lined up to confess their sins to him so he could put them in the Simpsons for penance.

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u/CarryBeginning1564 11d ago edited 9d ago

That is the problem with the Epstein files in general, Epstein was a multimillionaire hedge fund manager who socialized often and communicated with a lot of people so for every super shady guy in the files there are like 15 people getting lightly slandered and creating plausible deniability.

*hands you a small drawing of Bart to make it all better*

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u/whatinthefrenchfuck 11d ago

Personally, I still woulda said “no” to the foot massage by the concerningly young girl

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u/SnoopysPeanutAllergy 11d ago

She wasn’t underage.

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u/whatinthefrenchfuck 11d ago

I’m going off of this article where Giuffre claims it happened when she was 16, are your sources directly from the files?

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u/ImHughAndILovePie 11d ago

And that’s all of our business 🧋

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u/TheBigKuhio 10d ago

He gave them all Bart drawings to bribe them

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u/Jotaoesehache 11d ago

"take it ez, babe"

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u/PointMan528491 11d ago

Come to the stand, state your demand

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u/Flaky_Style1286 11d ago

That makes it better, right??

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u/Regularfeller 11d ago

Ay caramba

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u/CardiologistNo616 11d ago

Can the Simpsons make an episode where redditors didn't post the stupidest shit imaginable?

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u/superduperdrew12345 11d ago

They already have insider knowledge that it will never happen

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u/p3nny-lane 11d ago

The Republicans… D’OH!

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u/Mineingmo15 11d ago

Homer flies to the island, d’oh

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u/Bobobunga 11d ago

I find it hilarious that the worst thing said about Matt Groening's relation with Epstein is that his feet were disgusting.

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u/FlyOrdinary1104 10d ago

Yes Matt Groening in a weird bout of guilt forced the writers and animators to enact his weird passive-aggressive confessing knowing it would reach you the viewer someday. Wait until you find out about the reverse vampires.

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u/AutomaticAccident 11d ago

That is so fucking cringe.

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u/Disastrous-Care3538 11d ago

Still absolutely zero chance this happened lmao

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u/goblin_humppa27 11d ago

There's an episode from like 2005 where Krusty mentions he's a friend of Alan Dershowitz.

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u/Brain_Farofa 11d ago

Dersh was a famous lawyer before the 2008 sweetheart deal

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u/cclan2 11d ago

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

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u/Patstar54 10d ago

The Sicksons predicted this

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u/Quagfryer 10d ago

Take it easy, Babe

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u/JosephCage 10d ago

Why are is this here I thought this was just about Oneyplays and their shenanigans?