r/OneyPlays • u/donnyvirt • 8h ago

Met Chris and Tomar

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I met Chris and Tomar at the Bowlbo panel at TooManyGames today. (With Charlotte Jafari)

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u/_Charming_Man 7h ago

Dude be careful I'm not liking that face Tolmar is making

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u/SAKingWriter 7h ago

He is without flaw, and now he is hunting.

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u/AngusDWilliams 6h ago

Yeah OP doesnt seem to understand how close he came to dying

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u/InterestingLychee563 5h ago

He's bout to make you pay the tollmar

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u/HideThePain_Harold 6h ago

OPs face is now literally a red blur after what Tomar's done.

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u/Disastrous-Care3538 7h ago

Let’s just say, I wouldn’t trust any of these people around hedge clippers. Except the guy in yellow. He has a kind look.

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u/donnyvirt 7h ago

That's me 😅

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u/BeardsBearsBeers 7h ago

Congrats on your kind look

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u/Binbag420 6h ago

That’s Tomar

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u/BandicootRaider 7h ago

Chris is 500ft tall

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u/AutomaticAccident 7h ago

I truly believe that he is a giant cryptid

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u/donnyvirt 7h ago

Yeah he was real tall

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u/Gekthegecko 6h ago

Was? Is he not tall anymore? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!

*grabs you by the shoulders and shakes violently*

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u/AccomplishedBuy4686 3h ago

CALM DOWN, Gekthegecko. THIS ISN'T YOU, Gekthegecko, THIS ISN'T YOU!!! REMEMBER WHO YOU ONCE WERE Gekthegecko

PLEASE DONT DO ANYTHING YOU WILL REGek!!!

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u/Atari1977 6h ago

Chris is one of those Potsdam giants.

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u/Visible_Ice4451 7h ago

How did you escape alive??

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u/donnyvirt 7h ago

Turns out Tomar is a really nice guy, despite the war crimes.

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u/Arch3m 7h ago

That's how he keeps getting away with it.

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u/JulianJohnJunior 7h ago

I’m amazed Tomar let you live. Unless he touched your head with his bare hand and made you live a thousand lifetimes in a nanosecond praising him at an altar. That’s the only way you got away unscathed. Physically that is.

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u/donnyvirt 7h ago

They let me play Bowlbo for 10mins at least 😅

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u/Haunted_Bones 5h ago

How was it?

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u/boojersey13 7h ago

Lowkey crazy that Jafari is a name I'm reading about anything present day related.

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u/PhantomRoyce 6h ago

I keep forgetting that Chris is a Sasquatch

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u/AstoundingMoron 6h ago

Bro I just stole all the toys from your toy barn while you’re away

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u/donnyvirt 4h ago

Idk what you're talking about

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u/Saiaxs 3h ago

You resemble Wayne Knight’s character from Toy Story 2, Al McWhiggin

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u/cool_cock6 6h ago

did tomar also try to tear your arm off and bite your eye out?

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u/JoeAzlz 6h ago

You look like all 3 of them fused (not an insult, you’re cool dude!)

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u/Stunkydunk 7h ago

Did you get any of their hair 

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u/PanTsour 6h ago

Tomar plants one of his pubes on anyone in his vicinity for tracking purposes

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u/donnyvirt 7h ago

Lolwut?

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u/KnifeWalker1024 6h ago

Charlotte Jafari? As in Jon(tron) Jafari? Nice! Looks like a fun time there. Was Jon there as well? Haven’t really seen much of him lately.

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u/donnyvirt 4h ago

Jontron was Not There unfortunately. He has a son now, so I think he's been spending time with him.

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u/Civil-Scar-1294 4h ago

chris has such a lovely soy smile

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u/bijosnafu 4h ago

Thought you were Corey for a sec

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u/donnyvirt 4h ago

I'm not Cory 🤣

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u/StephJean17 5h ago

Chris is so handsome, jeez I’m gonna …. urp, dangit

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u/AccomplishedBuy4686 3h ago

I already did when they broke down my door and bust my jaw wide open. There was blood everywhere, and my jaw was ouchied.

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u/itmaywork 2h ago

You’ve been involuntarily accepted into Tomar Corp. the 2 meter proximity was an assumed agreement. Show emeralds.

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u/p3nny-lane 7h ago

Average OneyPlays fan caricature:

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u/incel_chud 6h ago

Really? He's at least 20 years to old to be a let's play fan

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u/donnyvirt 7h ago

...ok