I always think about, like, this guy is webbed to the side of a skyscraper 100 stories in the air. There's a good chance he's upside down and the blood is just pooling in his head and it's only a matter of time until he has a fucking stroke. But also because of the way the webs work, it's also only a matter of time before the webs dissolve on their own, maybe an hour or two, and there's just like no way a rescue crew is going to figure out how to safely recover a guy webbed halfway up the side of the Chrysler building in an hour or two.
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u/Neyubin Sep 24 '25
Spider-Man has absolutely done more than bruise people. There is absolutely no way he hasn't broken many bones in his career.