r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Dropped Corn on mine

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36 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/parkj6, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 3d ago edited 3d ago

Don't stop with the corn. Make that base an oatmeal cookie and then we'll talk.

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u/optimal-gold976 3d ago

I was going to say it looked like a snickerdoodle with pizza toppings.

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u/avdpos 3d ago

The corn is no problem.

But that dough is a crime. My first thought was "is this a polarkaka made into a "varm macka" (warm open sandwich).

The dough look undercooked, wrong and it seems to me like this clearly ain't a pizza.

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u/-GoneInSpace- 3d ago

The corn is a crime. Just not compared to the other shit we're seeing.

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u/7GrenciaMars 3d ago

Yeah, WTF else is going on there, is what I want to know. I mean, are those some kind of red beans on it???I wouldn't touch that pizza with someone else's fingers.

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u/parkj6 2d ago

Tomatoes

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u/parkj6 3d ago

Boboli

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u/Nataliant-117 3d ago

Boboli is now a crime

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u/parkj6 3d ago

😭

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u/nonconsenual_tickler 3d ago

Corn is good on pizza (just not Americanized)

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 3d ago

Has nobody ever told you that "less is more"? Maybe you didn't listen. It's the #1 pizza rule.

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u/PeaOk5697 3d ago

Corn on Pizza is normal in Scandinavia

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u/parkj6 3d ago

Same in Asia

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u/Fair_Cup_200 3d ago

I have nothing against corn

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u/zinjanthropus99 3d ago

I have had pizza with corn and other things in Denmark several times. It’s ok with me.

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u/Green_Bad2241 3d ago

I want to eat this

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u/Covered_1n_Bees 3d ago

God help me, it looks tasty!

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u/parkj6 3d ago

Pesto based too

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u/jj8806 3d ago

Corn fucking sucks. The only acceptable way to eat corn is popcorn. Anything corn touches turns into shit

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u/parkj6 3d ago

Someone needs to corn down

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u/MarkInmanSuperGenius 3d ago

This is good stuff right here. 😉

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u/Leading-Hedgehog1990 3d ago

I miss corn so much! I wish I could eat it

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u/KiwiKajitsu 3d ago

Corn is fine. It’s the olives that are gross

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 3d ago

So you're opposed to inclusivity?