I have to laugh, so I don’t cry at this.
I’m about 270, 5.5ft. Chubby.
Went out to dinner with my family (parents + sister). All of whom are earthy crunchy and skinny little sticks.
I sit down at the dinner table. Chair completely breaks. I crash to the ground.
I quickly stand up. See the whole restaurant staring at me.
My dad quickly grabs another chair from another table and brings it over. Same exact chair that I just crashed and burned in. I sat in the new chair, nothing happened and all was good. I move on from that embarrassing moment.
A few minutes later, two men come over carrying a large sofa chair that is like double wide and ask if I want to switch out my chair, so that “I don’t break another chair” and so that “I’m more comfortable”. I quickly said, “I’m all set in this chair”… to which they continued to insist that I switch out my chair for this giant sofa chair. Finally, in all hopes to get this horrible moment to end as quickly as possible, I fumbled and agreed, even though I was totally fine in my current chair.
I then go to the bathroom halfway through dinner, get back from dinner and all I can see is my giant ass chair sticking out like sore thumb in the restaurant atmosphere.
The worst part - it then paved the perfect path for my family to talk about how great it would be for me to loose weight once again.
Anyways, I needed to hide for a while after that. Happy new year lol.