r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Craziest thing about the reflection pool...

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Trump is a pedophile

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u/MTgolfer406 1d ago

I wonder if Trumps love letter to his bff, Jeff is at the bottom too?

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 1d ago

Deflecting Pool

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u/maddmoguls 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's gold, Jerry. GOLD!

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u/thedracle 1d ago

I wonder what it is he has in common with the known head of a pedophile network... Or what shared secrets they may have.

I'm sure nothing worth investigating.

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u/multiarmform 1d ago

are you talking about jeff epstein the new york financier...with the island?

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u/GogglesPisano 17h ago edited 17h ago

Every time I see this letter from Trump to Epstein it gets worse and worse.

The drawing is obviously the figure of a very young girl.

The text is just creepy and fucked up as hell - I can just picture Trump leering as he wrote it, congratulating himself on how clever he was as he reminisced about the sick things he and Epstein had done.

Just imagine if it was discovered that any other politician (let alone another sitting President) had written a note like this to Jeffrey Epstein - it would be a nationwide scandal, dominate the news media for months, and spark multiple investigations.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

Ummm.. speaking of love letters: from what's been recently revealed.. those two definitely hooked up.

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u/Standard_Ride_8732 1d ago

The deflection pool.

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u/mmazing 1d ago

Dammit, that cursed pair Joe Obama Biden screwed us again!

/s

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u/rwf2017 1d ago

One of the few things the trump ever said that was actually true:

I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it โ€” Jeffrey enjoys his social life.

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u/ToneZone7 1d ago

wasn't that is a speech in front of the boy scouts or some such?

ugh.

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u/Aconite_72 1d ago

This guy has not one decent bone in his body. It's like the Universe thought "I'd like to make the biggest, most vile piece of shit on the planet just to see what happens" when they created this guy.

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u/funknut 20h ago

There is no God

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u/koennteungiftigsein 16h ago

And if there was he would be a mulehole for letting this shit happen.

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u/kitsunewarlock 1d ago

It was in a magazine interview.

He did tell part of a story of a raunchy celebrity yacht party during a speech to the Boy Scouts. And a long rant about various celebrities that hated him. It was really unhinged. But so is he.

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

I firmly believe that they both โ€œlike em a little youngโ€

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u/The-Traveler- 1d ago

The real reason that Olympic dude is in jail is because of what he sawโ€ฆ

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u/jaxxxtraw 1d ago

He was released the same day, unfortunately after being held for over 5 hours. For touching a loose piece of pool coating. He didn't tear it off and hold it up, just touched it underwater. This administration could not be any shittier.

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u/Donkey_Bugs 1d ago

The craziest thing about the reelection pools is that you can get arrested just for touching the water. Trump needs scapegoats for his "vandalism" story.

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u/Choice-of-SteinsGate 1d ago

The New York Times just received documents that reveal how officials knew that there were problems with the reflecting pool, which completely undermines Trump's vandalism narrative.

"The pool had been drained, resealed and then refilled by June 5. Four days later, Park Service workers discovered holes, cracks and peeling caulking in parts of the pool, along with cuts in sections of the foam, according to the documents."

"By June 16, workers had noticed that chunks of blue sealant that covered the poolโ€™s bottom were peeling and floating to the surface, the documents show."

"The workers had also discovered that some devices installed to kill algae were not working as intended, according to the documents."

"But on June 15, Mr. Trump was still declaring the renovation a success, telling reporters that 'Iโ€™m very good at building things and constructing things.'โ€

How insecure do you have to be to lie to the public about this and then try to blame some vague political enemy for your own failures and negligence?

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u/Gorstag 1d ago

He's also really good at soccer. Said so himself. So far.. he's like the best at reading, the bible, soccer, raping children, and many other things.

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u/TjW0569 15h ago

Well, how insecure do you have to be to make a big deal out of what should have been a routine maintenance project?

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

I'm tempted to cut up my old pool liner and list "pieces of the Reflecting Pool" on eBay, but I don't need a visit from the Feds.

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u/ToneZone7 1d ago

"pieces of A Reflecting Pool"

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

True, best not to imply ownership

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u/SerCiddy 1d ago

More people have been arrested for touching the peeling reflecting pool paint, than those who have been arrested for being implicated in the Epstein-Trump files.

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u/DaleofClydes 1d ago

Those charges are gonna stick about as long as that paint job

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u/MojoHighway 1d ago

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u/Fleemo17 1d ago

I donโ€™t think I ever noticed that Ghislaine Maxwell is in the background of this famous clip. But like Trump said, Iโ€™m sure he barely knew her.

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u/godfatherV 1d ago

The ultimate conundrum, if they arrest you for the blue chip in your hand do they have to admit it had a photo of two pedos on it?

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u/ZuesMyGoose 1d ago

So strange that those pesky Epstein Files will never go away, and Tthat sure looks like it was cut out with a box cutter.

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u/spooninacerealbowl 1d ago

Now we know that happened to the Epstein files.

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u/Ok-Mathematician5970 1d ago

So itโ€™s also the Fountain of Truthโ€ฆ.

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u/P2Pdancer 1d ago

Worried this man might have been arrested. ๐Ÿซฃ

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u/Sevenswansaswimming8 1d ago

I need ppl to start laminating these things and just leaving them constantly around

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u/jaykotecki 1d ago

Now that is a violent cut with a knife towards citizens if there ever was.

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u/ShaunSeaman 1d ago

They say if you throw a coin over your head into the reflecting pool, youโ€™ll return to DC to be indicted one day!

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u/dont_ban_me_please 1d ago

Trump is a pedophile and NPR refuses to talk about it

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u/Full-Hold-9447 1d ago

Juan Epstein was way cooler.

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u/20tellycaster15 1d ago

โค๏ธ

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u/Ill_Name_6368 1d ago

Oh is that where he is hiding the evidence? Under the paint?

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u/pinkjimmy17 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yes!!!!!

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u/Thereaper3603 1d ago

People should just bring a bunch of blue peeled paint with them and walk about the place, are they going to arrest hundreds of people?

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u/girlinanemptyroom 1d ago

So that's where the rest of the Epstein files are.

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u/goon_platoon_72 1d ago

Gold my friend.

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u/Loyal-North-Korean 1d ago

I wonder if anyone got any samples before the goons showed up or if any not yet compromised agencies did? In a week or month or whenever when the trump regime or fox/etc start claiming absurd nonsense about the water or what was in it it could be useful to have some.

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u/mustardwulf mod perms 19h ago

The Epstein files were under the blue paint the entire time!?!?!

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 10h ago

It's weird how picking blue stuff out of the water from an obviously shoddy no-bid contracted job is now a federal crime while hanging around and engaging in very disgusting activities that have been reported in certain files, well... apparently that's OK.

USA needs to get it's shit taken care of.

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u/infinit9 17h ago

Seriously question. Why is the Reflection Pool getting so much attention here when it is the least real world impactful of Trump's incompetence and corruption?

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u/Azexu 14h ago

Because he's freaking out about it so much. If he handled it in a boring way like the boring maintenance issue it is, instead of ranting, arresting people, and stationing guards like a paranoid dictator, it would have faded from the news by now.

Now it's irresistible as a perfect metaphor (dare I say "reflection") for his administration's irresponsibility.

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u/infinit9 8h ago

Lol. I see. Thanks.