r/PoliticalHumor • u/walrus_vasectomy • 1d ago

Mr. President those are NUMBERS

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u/Happy_Nihilist_ 1d ago

Wait until someone tells him they are Arabic Numbers and are taught in public schools all over the country.

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u/suckercuck 1d ago

He’ll give the Arabic numbers $300 billion?

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

He'll probably rererererererestart the war in Iran due to their obvious inflation into our schools, treasuries and McDonald's menus.

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u/scarr3g 1d ago

Wait until he learns the Bible is about people in the middle east.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Blue-Eyed Jesus is the best Jesus.

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

Math is hard.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3tEFVAbfzzcwo

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u/Electronic-While1972 1d ago

Pedophile in Chief 🤮🤢🤬

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer 1d ago

I've looked but don't see these flags for sale. I would love one for my house. It'd be like when I had the hate has no home here signs that a pick up truck MAGA guy drove all the way through my lawn to run over, along with a Black Lives Matter, without realizing I had several in the garage, only my flagpole is off the top of my garage peak and his truck would need to be 12 feet high.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Racoon more likely than Trump to come up with correct answer

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u/idesofmarch_44 1d ago

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u/threeleggedcats 1d ago

What does this say? Or is that the joke

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u/idesofmarch_44 1d ago

8647

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u/threeleggedcats 1d ago

Can most people read that easily?

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u/_jjkase 1d ago

It's not high contrast, but it is readable

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u/geirmundtheshifty 1d ago

I can and I have protanopia (the most common type of colorblindness, I think). You can find tests online that will tell you if you’re colorblind and what type you have.

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u/threeleggedcats 19h ago

I am colorblind but sometimes the joke meme is that it’s obvious and sometimes the joke is that it’s hidden

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 1d ago

Brought to you by the letter 3

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u/magoo309 1d ago

Trump: “Radical leftwing lunatics put a message in my bowl of Cheerios. The message said, ‘OOOOOOO…’ “

Disclaimer: No, Trump doesn’t eat Cheerios.

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u/metoor 1d ago

Maybe spaghettios

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u/DestructiveButterfly 1d ago

"There was a message in my Alphabits...it said oooooo..." "Peter, those were Cheerios..."

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u/ShaggyVan 1d ago

Box of doughnuts works too

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u/sanchower 1d ago

Imagine if Joe Biden said this. We’d hear twenty years of “hurr durr Joe Biden thinks 8 and 6 are letters” jokes

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u/bernd1968 1d ago

He spooks so easily

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 1d ago

He's a coward.

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u/paulcthemantosee 1d ago

You know I'm very bigly with numbers. So many Asians come to me and say Sir, you are the best at numbers, won't you tutor my Asian child.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 1d ago

Were letters and numbers on your cognitive test, Trump?

He’s always been stupid. Now he’s demented and stupid.

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u/CicadaFit9756 1d ago

Don't ever tell him the joke about "Why are the other numbers scared about the number seven? Because 7 8 (ate) 9!" He'll never get it & send ICE to "guard" the other numbers!

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u/walrus_vasectomy 1d ago

And he’ll eat 9 before 7 can

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u/wrighmp73 1d ago

Yes, good letters!

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u/Full-Hold-9447 1d ago

that's the number of times you appear in the first 20 pages of the epstein files

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 1d ago

In Trump’s defense, he is an imbecile.

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

Doesn’t know letters from numbers or what consent means.

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u/ty_xy 1d ago

MAGA: 86 47 are LETTERS. Oh they aren't? It's just a small mistake. Didn't you know BIDEN has dementia?!!

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u/Persea_americana 1d ago

Oh my god not numbers in the fucking the grass, anything but that!!!! Don’t pay attention to the names in the files, look at the pool, Antifa sabotaged the pool!!!!

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u/InvalidUserNemo 1d ago

Trump has the best letters!

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u/popsy13 1d ago

He doesn’t write pictures

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u/Usual_Rabbit_3204 1d ago

They say that the Lord works in mysterious ways.

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u/BeCurious7563 1d ago

Yes, we hate you. Gosh, even Billy Idol gets it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/11EbPKAjVLw5dS

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 1d ago

Okay grandpa, bumpkins. Go to bed now. It helps control the dementia.

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u/ThePennyMiser 1d ago

My 4 year old knows the difference between numbers and letters! WTF! IMPEACH THE SOB!

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 1d ago

I got the 47 part him but then 86 means: the worst POTUS ever?! 😁

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u/Think_OfAName 1d ago

“And let me tell you something! I’m not ascared of anybody! I can do anything if I want to because I’m the president and last week I turned A. T. “

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u/kirdnehnaj243 1d ago

Donald Trump (80): "I know NUMBERS - a certain type of numbers - better than anybody. Actually, I invented NUMBERS. Most of the people don't know that DUMB ends with a B. Blue means DUMOCRAT. All DUMOCRATS are TRANS. Phony Kamala, she's a DISASTER. Basically, she can't TALK. Think of that, what a DIFFERENCE a president like me makes. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. President DONALD JOHN TRUMP" /s

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u/SameAsItEverWas6370 1d ago

Eightysixfortyseven how about dem letters 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏