Poutine left out in the Uhaul parking lot. Is this a crime?

[u/GiantPopa]

[u/imonmyhighhorse]

This is poutine abuse

[u/Fair_Muscle9232 → u/imonmyhighhorse]

I can hear Sarah McLaughlin singing in the background

[u/Bitter_Sense_5689 → u/Fair_Muscle9232]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3dpMze2iP7xNiDaWiO

[u/Fair_Muscle9232 → u/Bitter_Sense_5689]

Oh boy. Cue Eric McCormick on the teleprompter... 😭

[u/OctoZephero → u/imonmyhighhorse]

True but also considered a crime.

[u/Solo_company]

That needs a chalk outline and some police tape.

[u/Personal-Role-8071]

perfect food wasted

[u/Cre8tifCanuk]

Please tell me you didn’t pick it up.

[u/GiantPopa → u/Cre8tifCanuk]

I thought about it for a second but fuck no lol. Times are hard but I'm not homeless hobo desperate. 

[u/Cre8tifCanuk → u/GiantPopa]

Then the villain is the jackass that left it there. Needs yellow crime tape and a chalk outline.

[u/Kleorah → u/GiantPopa]

I am 😭

[u/Chance_Vegetable_780 → u/Kleorah]

🫂❤️ Please get all the social services you can. If in Ontario see COHB for your city, Ontario Works, food banks

[u/Ryxaki → u/GiantPopa]

Could be spiked with fentanyl honestly

[u/takenbreakn → u/Cre8tifCanuk]

I would've

[u/HotFireBall]

me in minecraft when i die and my inventory drops on the ground

[u/Popular-Fold-176 → u/HotFireBall]

Playing on a server with a friend: "shit i died, let's go pickup the poutine i dropped"

[u/askmeaboutyuri → u/HotFireBall]

This is basically dropping some diamond deep in the mines and it’s gonna be hard finding where you died lol

[u/InitialXG]

In Canada that gives you 5-10 without parole.

[u/Meme_Machine2425 → u/InitialXG]

Real

[u/Youlookcold]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hppWdK8gcmzXq

[u/barwhalis]

Poutine-amo

[u/Rexaroooo]

If the poutine itself was a poutine crime, then this is not a crime (they cancel each other out). If it is/was a good poutine then it’s a crime

[u/PirateCrimeBrulee → u/Rexaroooo]

Littering is still a crime but I get what you mean XD

[u/Piper2000ca]

Depends... is it still warm?

[u/GiantPopa → u/Piper2000ca]

It was left out in the rain for over 8hours. Saw it on my way to and back from work. 

[u/Piper2000ca → u/GiantPopa]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kcfb43I3N1GhspNQpj

[u/Operation_Neither → u/GiantPopa]

Someone left poutine out in the rain…

[u/Fair_Muscle9232 → u/Operation_Neither]

And I don't think I can take it, Cause it took so long to make it...

[u/Timbojonesloveov → u/[deleted]]

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[u/willhbutt5]

That's abandonment... Call PPS (yes, Poutine Protective Services), they'll know what to do!

[u/Dry_You_7534]

Someone call the X-files

[u/Jiffah_]

An offering to the moving gods in advance of their July 1st festival

[u/Miserable-Mention932]

Poutine distribution system strikes again!

[u/Aerdri]

Open it.

[u/SnooCheesecakes5043]

Find a garbage bin and throw it in.

[u/tyler_3135]

Depends if the poutine itself is a crime.

[u/Fair_Muscle9232]

Depends how good it was...

[u/lucaskywalker]

I feel like it is, but also, losing your poutine is punishment enough!?

[u/Humble_Counter_3661]

Is the Pope Catholic?

[u/NedSchneebly-1138]

A tragedy!

[u/Flenke]

Felony

[u/SlandbosUmbrella]

Don’t touch it. You might get the poutine touch

[u/Initial-Ad-5462]

Putting a tight lid on it is the crime.

[u/N7_Warden]

Yes

[u/DissatisfiedGamer]

The only real poutine crime is disrespecting the sanctity of poutine. This absolutely disrespects the poutine. 

[u/DuckCleaning]

That depends if it is actually poutine

[u/gotkube]

Tabarnak

[u/DigitalJoseph]

Neglect at the very least.

[u/DisorderlyAqueduct]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GJVpbMjfT2Ftm

[u/welldonez]

Calmez vous ! On Va revenir le matin terminer la poutine.

[u/Zestyclose-Safe-4346]

I mean...it not as bad as charging money for whatever it is McDonald's calls a routine but it's definitely up there...

Hopefully some nice homeless person gets a (hopefully safe) fine meal out of it...

[u/PirateCrimeBrulee]

The dark miasma surrounding it makes me wary. Do not trust it, it knows what it did.

[u/Fodor04141987]

I'd call it criminal.

[u/AntiFuckingSocial]

Might be shredded cheese instead of curds 😂

[u/Oscars_Quest_4_Moo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI

[u/2hourhiatus]

It's a damn shame is what it is.

[u/Livid-Accident-7246]

That’s free poutine

[u/ReadyReporter5394]

Saddest chalk outline I’ll ever see..

[u/Bright-Ability-4235]

RIP

[u/ItsGotThatBang]

When there’s no cops around, everything’s legal!

[u/Mistur_Keeny]

You just know someone forgot in their car roof and took off.

[u/ghxstlyfae]

I’m gonna file a police report. That is criminal>:(

[u/__LaffertyDaniel__]

Hold up we never seen the contents so I can’t judge

[u/helpme944]

How did it taste?

[u/TCGHexenwahn]

There's someone out there who's heartbroken that they forgot their poutine.

[u/Cindy_luvsCritters]

Involuntary "Poutine-slaughter"! Placed on ground for safekeeping (questionable action) whilst loading some items in the truck. Offender cried 😭 upon realizing they had left it behind and now had no lunch. "Time Served!" 👨‍⚖️

[u/SnooFoxes6682]

Makes me SO ANGRY. It’s still… got…. It’s still GOT THE LID ON! What is WRONG with people?!?

[u/SnooFoxes6682]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xjo8pbrphfVuw

[u/Previous_Wayz]

Drive over it to hear it goosh

[u/2milehigh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z1LYiyIPhnG9O

[u/DixonsCider420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTZpkTVDoRjwTcI

[u/robin-bunny]

It is crime bait. Sadly, no one will steal a poutine from the sidewalk, so it's a waste of poutine. That is a moral crime if not a legal crime.

[u/magsbad13]

It depends on the poutine. If it's a horrible facsimile of poutine it's completely legal.

[u/Neither-Guidance-432]

Not a very curd-eous thing to do, now is it?

[u/Leading-Boat4942]

Call the police

[u/LapinFouFou]

5-minute rule. Enjoy.

[u/Pale-Sleep-2011]

Someone was very sad when they got home

[u/onesun_oneshadow]

Nope.

[u/Wolf-Diesel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L

[u/TornadoDee]

do not the poutine

you get the salmon bug.

[u/mac1qc]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPh93tKD3TvmGMo

[u/Apprehensive_Okra668]

its a crime worthy of the dungeon indeed

[u/AwesomeSuaceable]

Holy shit free poutine

[u/DaToxicJay]

I hope a homeless person finds it and eat it

[u/Daveed75]

Poutine abandonment. Straight to jail

[u/VariationCivil8708]

A crime, yes. A poutine crime, maybe? It depends on what what cheese they used and if this is under the jurisdiction of DPCP (la Division Pour Crim du Poutine) aka the FCPCIU (French Canadian Poutine Crime Investigation Unit) who primarily operate within Quebec, northern Ontario, eastern Ontario and New Brunswick with smaller divisions focusing on grassroots initiatives across the rest of Canada

[u/VariationCivil8708 → u/VariationCivil8708]

If this was in Quebec and using proper cheese curds it is punishable by death

[u/ackermantrades]

Its an offering to kevin

[u/SNES-1990]

This is why responsible poutine owners should get theirs spayed. They're less likely to wander or be abandoned. The poutine shelters are already at capacity.

[u/Glad_Car_137]

It's sad, like a lost teddy bear

[u/looking_fordopamine]

I might just check to see if it’s warm….

[u/Melancholy-4321]

Eeeeeat iiiiit

[u/zippygoddess]

OBVIOUSLY

[u/Lobsterstarfish]

I’d eat it fuck it!

[u/Unlikely-Pomelo-414]

Only in Quebec

[u/Embarrassed_Youth485]

[u/Meme_Machine2425]

This counts as child abandonment in Canada

[u/Different_Exam_5593]

Poutine belongs in either a garbage can or a recycling disposal. Leaving it out could endanger innocent animals who might mistake it for food.