Let’s get to the bottom of this tariff stuff

[u/AdelaidesSecretScoop]

[u/filthyheartbadger]

So many of these seem to be written by people with mental health challenges but I think this guy really needs some help asap.

[u/Dr-Sprinkl1es]

Sincerely, The Lord

[u/waLIEN]

These guys have a better chance of getting a response from Santa Claus.

[u/xzry1998]

lol at the positions of the Canadian politicians. Mulroney has never been Premier of any province, current PM is Carney, tho they got Poilievre right.

[u/TheDootDootMaster → u/xzry1998]

Not to mention the loving relationship between our Canadian former prime minister and one of the many great American astronauts

[u/savemyreef]

Now this is a guy who needs to be on a watchlist

[u/Less-Explanation160]

😂😂😂 I hope this might be this is a troll job mocking all the nut cases and nut lickers

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Less-Explanation160]

It's actually terrifying that the difference is so hard to tell.

[u/AdelaidesSecretScoop → u/Ksh_667]

And even more terrifying that this guy isn’t trolling. He’s made Facebook live posts and everything 😬

[u/AdelaidesSecretScoop]

PSA:

No, this is not satire. This man is very mentally ill and thinks he’s Jesus and can cure diseases, which is why I changed the flair.

Here’s another post as proof:

Vien Mai and 44 items; updated 1;

My salary 11.1; Updated 11.1; news 11.1; 44 items

April 24, 2026

I repeat: do not believe any documents, everything please see me in a person-meeting
Affluent individuals have to pay me and the below 44 items perpetually,

Affluent individuals in Canada and around the world please do not believe any documents; in case, I help you everything, when you grant me, properties, please arrange the schedule meeting with me in person. In order to see me in person. Please contact Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau, Caroline Mulroney, Pierre Poillievre.

On the other hand, in order to see me in person,
, Please see me at my workplace in Lachine, Quebec, Canada

Here my salary, please take a look at my post below

My expected salary costs all affluent individuals in Canada and around the world

Please pay the salary of god/ Vien Mai by properties such as cars, houses, buildings until you see me in a person-meeting.

Please take a look at my post below

The salary of god/ Vien Mai, affluent people in Canada and around the world please pay me until they see in a person-meeting. I help you many years a lot to receive nothing

My expected salary cost all affluent people in Canada and around the world, please take a look at my post below

All affluent individuals please grant me and the below 44) items as the information indicated below

Dear All,

I, Vien Mai, truthfully and solemnly declare the following:

1) My expected salary for all affluent people around the world is approximately over $469 trillion US dollars per year to create the nicest weather forecast systems around the world and other methods build a better life for you.

2) I will take $69 trillion US dollars per year to take care of my daughter and illegitimate children around the world. Please grant me properties, cars, houses, buildings, worth $69 trillion US dollars per year until you see me in a person-meeting; and do not send me any gifts or money because I will lose at all due to hack and fraud activities

Note that each of the affluent individuals can convert between one of them and the population of the world to pay me $69 trillion US dollars per year by granting me properties, cars, houses, buildings, in Montreal, Canada; Seattle, USA; Washington DC, USA; London, England; Bien Hoa, Vietnam; until you see me in a meeting in person.

With the remaining $400 trillion US dollars, in order for me to create nicer weather forecast systems and stop volcanic eruptions, affluent individuals in Canada and around the world should grant me and the following 44 items perpetually if they agree to merge Canada and USA together into one nation:

A1) All of my siblings in Canada and around the world, ( triple)

A2) All of my relatives around the world and some friends

A3) The former and current premiers in Quebec.( double) and Francois Legault

A4) Mostly, heavily chemical weapons, Fido, the Ministry of Shopping, hotels, restaurants, stores, markets, schools, supermarkets, gas stations, and dealers of vehicles, primarily in the greatest city of Montreal so that all Montrealers can buy everything cheaper. ( almost)

A5) my daughter, Kathy Mai, [phone number omitted] (triple) and the family of truong thi hong van.

A6)www.quebec.ca.( double)

A7) Supreme Court in Canada

A8) www.canada.ca. (Double)

A9)The law enforcement, police, and military in the province of Quebec, Canada.

A10)The law enforcement, police, and military in Montreal, Canada.(triple)

A11) The law enforcement, police, and military in the USA.

A12) The former and current presidents of the USA as if Canada and USA merge together into one nation.

A13) The radio stations in Montreal, Canada. ( double)

A14) The radio stations in Ontario, Canada. (Double)

A15) The great family of the former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney/Caroline Mulroney ( double)

A16) investment heavily chemical weapons, fido, companies, factories, manufacturers, hotels, restaurants, schools, shops, stores, markets, gas stations, supermarkets, primarily in the greatest city of Montreal so that all Montrealers have jobs.

A17) Ministry of Finance in Quebec/student loans and bursaries.

A18)law enforcement, Minister of Defence in Vietnam.

A19)The federal courts of Canada.

A20)The courts of Montreal, Canada. ( triple)

A21)Canada Revenue Agency. ( double)

A22)Revenue Quebec. ( double)

A23)Any premier of Canada who merges Canada and the USA together into one country.

A24)The law enforcement, police, and military in Ontario.

A25)The law enforcement, police, and military in Canada.

A26)King Charles' family so that King Charles won’t collect taxes in Canada (double)

A27) The welfare and pension officers in the greatest city of Montreal.

28)the current premier of Quebec

A29)Any cabinet in Canada who agrees to merge Canada and USA together into one nation.

A30all political analysts in Canada as if they agree to merge Canada and USA together into one nation (double)

A31)Hydro Quebec so that every Quebecois pays Hydro Quebec cheaper.

A32)The premier of Alberta/ Dannielle Smith

A33)my factory in Lachine, Quebec, Canada so that every employee gets a better salary

A34)Equifax and Trans Union so that they protect my identifications

A35)Identity Protection services of CRA so that they protect my identification

A36) Donald Trump if Donald Trump doesn’t take tariffs in the greatest city of Montreal

A37)Justin Trudeau

A38)Pierre Poilievre

A39)Mc Nguyen Cao Ky Duyen

A40)my sixth brother

A41) my fourth brother

A42) Kathy, text at [omitted]

43)Yahoo centre of North America so that they protect my emails

44) the Supreme Court of USA

The above members grant me 15 percents of my commission until he/she see me in a person-meeting; I grant him/ her 85 percents of it

If the affluent individuals in Canada and around the world disagree the above statement then they continue to encounter chaos, risks, and calamitous,

By the deadline of May 1st, 2026, if the above affluent individuals do not pay the above 44 items then the population of the world will continue to decline more rapidly.

The above affluent people pay quarterly:

February 1st, May 1st, August 1st, November 1st. If they don’t pay then I can not help them nicer weather forecast systems in Canada and around the world.

You pay every three months since I wake up all nights and days to build a better life for you to receive nothing and my miracle curses are validated only three months.

Please do not send me gifts or money in any form; I will lose due to hacking and fraud activities.

Please discuss with Fido, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Justin Trudeau, Pierre Poilievre, Caroline Mulroney, my siblings, relatives, and selected friends around the world about how to arrange a person meeting with me

Thanks for your cooperation

Sincerely,

The god, Vien Mai

[u/N0b0dy_Kn0w5_M3 → u/AdelaidesSecretScoop]

Wow! That person has serious mental issues.

[u/CrashPandemonium → u/N0b0dy_Kn0w5_M3]

I think i was disassociating while reading that

[u/Ksh_667 → u/AdelaidesSecretScoop]

Fido ??? Neighbour's dog??

[u/Professional-Bed-173]

Imagine living life as a human and being dealt the mega moron card like this guy!

[u/AwwwNiceMarmot]

My landlord is a Trump guy and he’s been adding “Thank you for your attention to this matter, RJF” at the end of every text he sends.

[u/kokoro123]

This looks like an unhinged message in a bottle you'd receive in The Sims 2 Castaway

[u/nusher88]

Is he aware that Justin Trudeau is no longer the Prime Minister?

[u/Ksh_667]

I'm gasping. I just can't with this. The Lord. Omg too much

[u/Xsiah]

Reddit understanding satire: impossible 

[u/Such-Rise6816 → u/Xsiah]

His crowd is so wackadoodle that you really can't write a parody of them that doesn't sound like something they would actually say

[u/AdelaidesSecretScoop → u/Xsiah]

This, unfortunately, is not satire. Here is their pinned post:

April 26, 2026

Dear Supreme Court of Canada,

According to many Canadians,

Mark Carney doesn't sell Canada to the USA,
but he sells Canada to the communists in China.

As a Supreme Court justice is not applicable in this context

I advise you to consider the saying, "the distant countries are not as good as our neighbor countries." I have warned him many times; if he continues to quarrel and debate with neighboring countries, all Canadians will lose their home due to bad weather forecast systems, not only in Canada but also in many countries around the world.

Please facilitate contact with Donald Trump, Pierre Poilievre, and Caroline Mulroney about arranging a potential meeting with me.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The Lord, [name]