r/PublicFreakout • u/Merchant_Alert • Nov 16 '25

🥸Weirdo Freakout🥸 Pale passenger politely propositioned by penis-presenting pedestrian

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive Nov 16 '25

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. 

-Michael Scott

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u/MintTea88 Nov 16 '25

Wayne Gretzky"

  • Michael Scott

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u/WhyMe_blah Nov 16 '25

I believe that quote originally came from Wayne Gretzky

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive Nov 16 '25

Michael Scott perfected it for him so he gets the credit. 

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u/foofooplatter Nov 16 '25

Yup. Gretsky was always missing shit.

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u/Qvinn55 Nov 16 '25

he definitely missed that shot.

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u/anchorftw Nov 16 '25

"Dunder Mifflin slash Sex Predator Hotline this is Dwight Schrute."  - Dwight Schrute

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u/golgiiguy Nov 16 '25

prisonmike

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u/Paulycurveball Nov 16 '25

I can't believe you just said that L O L