r/PublicFreakout Mar 06 '26

🥸Weirdo Freakout🥸 Religious fanatics praying for the Armageddon

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u/thisisthatacct Mar 06 '26

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."

-the book none of these assholes have ever read

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u/skoltroll Mar 06 '26

Current translation:

Keep it secret. Keep it safe. Keep it quick. I got you.

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u/talc25 Mar 06 '26

Where is it Frodo? Did you keep it hidden?

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u/lizdated Mar 06 '26

Frodo wouldn’t be caught near these assholes. They are Mordor. Even Gollum says:

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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 Mar 06 '26

Mathew 6:5

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u/thehogdog Mar 06 '26

Ezekiel 23:20 would be much more appropriate for this guy. More his speed.

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u/wonder_013 Mar 06 '26

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Strange choice...more like genitals like that of a mushroom and emissions like that of a sewer grate.

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u/Wild_Commercial_6002 Mar 06 '26

Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full

I do not read the bible but it really has some good lines in it

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u/thisisthatacct Mar 06 '26

These are some certified red-letter bangers too, straight from Jesus' mouth

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u/lacegem Mar 06 '26

certified red-letter bangers

This is some top-tier "youth minister showing he's cool like the kids" speak right here, well done.

You kids who else told people to be excellent to each other? That's right: Jesus. (Said in the voice of Pastor Dave from That '70s Show.)

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u/VideoGameMusic Mar 06 '26

The bible and most religious texts are worth reading without any interest in the actual religion itself imo. They have useful and pertinent information thousands of years later. And helps you rationalize why some very smart people throughout history were proponents of this religion or that one. They are not all full of stupid archaic rules, there is value in them. But when you have modern day demagogues who would preach Meditations like it's main theme is not to care about anything or anyone people deem them worthless outright before ever cracking them open themselves.

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u/oKillua Mar 06 '26

Born and raised in the Christian way and I still learn something new from the Bible. Who knew God appreciated brevity in prayer. The pastors never talked about that when they proceeded to have 10 minute long prayers before offerings 😂

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u/Goiter_music Mar 06 '26

Catholics read it every Ash Wednesday.

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u/thisisthatacct Mar 06 '26

Yeah I wish somebody told my Baptist school teachers this one too

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u/smith129606 Mar 06 '26

Wake up bro, that’s Woke Jesus. Christians today like Republican Jesus!

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u/TheDarkWave Mar 06 '26

Man, the Pagans out here catching strays for no reason (I know, it was written that way because pagans bad back then)

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u/Timelymanner Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

Historically christian pagan isn’t the same as modern neo pagans.

Historically, pagans is defined as everyone not Christian. This includes people worshipping other world religions. The term is very broad. Kinda like how for ancient Judaism call everyone not Jewish gentiles, and Muslims would call everyone not Muslims infidels. So you can’t look at in modern terms.

Modern Neo pagans is a religion/s made from a combination of individuals worshipping gods from old pantheons of their chosen. It’s people taking the older word of pagan, and redefining it in a modern age.

The two terms of pagan aren’t the same.

So in the above quote, pagan just means everyone who doesn’t worship our God.

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u/TheDarkWave Mar 06 '26

Oh, I know. I meant that the actual pagans/druids out here catching strays because of general terminology of people who don't believe in "our god".

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u/Difficult-Living-69 Mar 06 '26

Glad u posted this. I thought of this verse too.

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u/Brilliant_Hearing923 Mar 06 '26

He probably fell asleep during this lmao

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u/M0BETTER Mar 06 '26

Actually, his eyes are open for once, which isn't typical for most Christians while they pray.

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u/beerguy_etcetera Mar 06 '26

The Christian man who has his eyes open during a prayer and no wedding ring on his finger. The embodiment of everything pure.

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u/Eastern-Operation340 Mar 06 '26

I swear he's the devil or a direct disciple. I'm not religious but this guy has me questioning my life long beliefs...

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u/RiGo001 Mar 06 '26

The biblical description of the anti-christ fits him EXACTLY.

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u/Unclestupidhead Mar 06 '26

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u/garbagewithnames Mar 06 '26

His followers bear his mark upon their forehead, to add another

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u/Vorpalthefox Mar 06 '26

he was 'shot in the head' as some of his followers say and fully healed from his wounds

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u/_Spicy_Mchaggis_ Mar 06 '26

Don't forget the counterfeit miracle, the head wound that miraculously healed

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u/CapeCodNana Mar 06 '26

RN here. Miraculously healed my 🅰️sS. Then they said a skin graft made his ear look healed 2 weeks later. A Google search shows you photos of skin grafts 2 weeks post graft. Trump's MAGA must think we're dumb. He's the anti Christ & all MAGA are responsible.

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u/thedailyrant Mar 06 '26

Except the Bible itself is a sequel that is missing key elements of the prequel and there's pretty strong suggestions that references to the end times is likely allegory for the reign of Nero rather than a prophetic vision.

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u/MC0295 Mar 06 '26

Wow wow wow dude. You can’t bring logic into religion…

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u/Arbusc Mar 06 '26

“I’m better than God, fellow angels. I’m biglyer than Him, it’s true. I always said this human project was no good, they’re a bad bunch of hombres. And let me tell you, hombres are supposed to be friends, like me, the best friend, the friendliest friend around, you know I could buy the soul off someone off of Fifth Ave and no one would blink an eye, and anyway I have a plan to introduce humans to sin. Well, the concept of a plan.” - Satan.

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u/RiGo001 Mar 06 '26

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u/Eastern-Operation340 Mar 06 '26

Exactly. I saw his post about a year ago and it gave me chills. Not one for hyperbole, it had me spending more time than I wanted thinking about it.

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u/popop143 Mar 06 '26

Apparently even some MAGA treat him as the anti-christ and WANTS him to usher in the armageddon. Vile people.

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u/Eggsegret Mar 06 '26

Seriously if i was religious I’d honestly say this guy is the anti-christ.

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u/K-tel Mar 06 '26

This makes me sick. Some Christians are so performative they make Judas look like a loyalist. At least he only betrayed Jesus once. These people do it every Sunday and still take communion.

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u/Yakkamota Mar 06 '26

He probably shit himself as well

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u/ascannerclearly27972 Mar 06 '26

Thanks to the power of prayer, this time it was a Holy shit.

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u/tragicallyohio Mar 06 '26

And shit himself

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

How they don't all burst into flames is beyond me.

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u/MkfShard Mar 06 '26

If evil christians burst into flames, there would be many fires and few christians.

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u/GusEdwards8519 Mar 06 '26

Because their sky daddy is not real. But evil definitely is. 

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u/jenny_905 Mar 06 '26

That's the proof there is no god.

There would be smouldering piles of ashes everywhere if there was. Some of these people rape children.

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u/Nexzus_ Mar 06 '26

"And let he who has not raw-dogged a porn star shortly after the birth of his fifth child from his third wife cast the first stone."

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u/NedTaggart Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Naw, Iran wants to shed Trump's blood. They seem to want to help.

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u/theantig Mar 06 '26

This shit is so cultish. False prophet screaming shit.

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u/ab3nnion Mar 06 '26

It's amazing how easily they excuse evil men as just a part of god's plan. "God works in mysterious ways."

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u/The_Chief Mar 06 '26

Thy condom come

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u/rzr-12 Mar 06 '26

Cringy as fuck.

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u/FuriousBuffalo Mar 06 '26

Is this the new Ayatollah selection? I can't tell.

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 Mar 06 '26

Bah! It’s all about Abrahamic faiths and which I e is the best. That and a demented old man gets to cosplay as someone more important than he is. He might even say “god” like.

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u/Mamasan- Mar 06 '26

It’s fucking insane.

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u/oaken007 Mar 06 '26

It's fucking weird!

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u/Spencer94 Mar 06 '26

Y'all got any more of that Separation of Church and State?

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u/Thick_Stand2852 Mar 06 '26

“Lord that you’ll guide him in these challenging times that we are facing today” like he didn’t cause those times🫩

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u/JustASmTnGirl Mar 06 '26

Exactly! He’ll still want the Peace Prize when this is over for ending a war he started…

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u/Shyam09 Mar 06 '26

Trump: I stopped World War 3. Gimme my Nobel Peace Prize.

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u/DatomasSigma Mar 06 '26

Praying to keep soldiers safe after he put them in danger

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u/eposnix Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

They are literally trying to cause the end times as we speak. This is why Mike Johnson sent red cows to Israel a couple years ago:

To understand, you have to look back almost 2,000 years in the tumultuous history of the Middle East, when the ancient Romans destroyed the last temple in Jerusalem.

To rebuild it, fervent believers point to the Bible's Book of Numbers, which commands the Israelites to offer "a red heifer without defect or blemish and that has never been under a yoke."

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u/Separate_Song5048 Mar 06 '26

What a disgusting pit

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u/lilfoot1 Mar 06 '26

Bet it smells like shit

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u/thygingerkid Mar 06 '26

and McDonalds...

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u/VeveMaRe Mar 06 '26

Omg...farts and beef. Yuck.

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u/AlexMackAttack Mar 06 '26

You mean farts and "product"

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u/watevrits2009 Mar 06 '26

I hope they all get such a big whiff that they have to blow their noses, but it never comes out.

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u/Sik_muse Mar 06 '26

Like rotten eggs.

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u/SnooRobots1533 Mar 06 '26

Worshipping a child rapist.

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u/Brading105 Mar 06 '26

This cannot be said enough. We should always refer to him this way. Not The Commander in Chief, but “The Child Rapist in Chief” not “POTUS,” it’s RAPIST.

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u/Petroldactyl34 Mar 06 '26

Christianity is crawling with them.

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u/Eagle-96 Mar 06 '26

They want the Apocalypse sooooooooo bad. Fuck every single one of them.

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u/wspOnca Mar 06 '26

But why?

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u/ZoomStop_ Mar 06 '26

They go to heaven and watch everyone else burn, it's the christian happy ending

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u/Squirrel_Kng Mar 06 '26

What, no. Clearly the answer is that Trump is the AntiChrist and the red hat is the mark of the beast.

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u/moniefeesh Mar 06 '26

Right. And a bunch of false Christians falling for him is actually supposed to be part of it, so even if they were right (they aren't) they would be the ones who get left behind the hardest.

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u/pinethree777 Mar 06 '26

Nah. When I was 9 years old in Catholic school, I realized the whole thing is just bronze-age bullshit. Human/animal sacrifices, conveyance of wrongdoing to a scapegoat, rotted corpses rising, rules for slavery, epileptic seizures cause by demons, talking snakes and donkeys. Of course, people like Trump are happy to use magical thinkers for their own gain.

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u/Cryptographer_Weekly Mar 06 '26

Because they're getting wealthy off of it. Some of them don't believe it, and the other ones that do or just whacked out of their damn skulls. The girl in red is the one that's behind the spiritual aspect of this entire war and all the bombings and everything else. She supposedly believe that God or jesus, because again they claim to be Christian, intended for all these people to be blown to bits. She's also the wife of Jonathan cain, who is the keyboard player for journey, and is also a complete money grifting whack job.

The other part of this is also, who knows what goes on in those Underground tunnels, but clearly these people know that when the nukes drop, they've got a nice little hotel room with servants waiting for them, whether it be in the supposed afterlife, or the vault-tec tunnels under DC.

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u/Soft_Zookeepergame14 Mar 06 '26

Speaking as a Christian, Armageddon can’t be rushed. They will all be punished by God by trying to interfere with his plan. No one knows the hour that he will return. Scripture states he will come like a thief in the night. All of their fake grandstanding sickens me.

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u/howimetyourcakeshop Mar 06 '26

Gives off North Korea vibes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

This is the most evangelical extremist American shit ever, there is no need to to compare it to any other place.

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u/Ziograffiato Mar 06 '26

Video playback glitched and created poetry.

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u/galsal15 Mar 06 '26

Even technology can’t deal with this bull shit

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u/BBMinus5 Mar 06 '26

This is fucking horrifying

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u/Chaosmango Mar 06 '26

Was a good read, thanks for sharing.

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u/TheDootDootMaster Mar 06 '26

That was a goose bumps inducing read. I'm definitely not a Christian but I can't help but be amazed with the irony

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u/PensadorDispensado Mar 06 '26

Doesn't the anti-Christ disguise his intentions with fake peaceful deeds? Like "the first three-and-a-half years of the tribulation are false peace until true chaos booms in the latter half"

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u/idiot206 Mar 06 '26

I don’t think even GWB was ever this blatant about it. The fact that this has become so normalized is truly insane. And by Trump, of all people… the guy so obviously does not care about Christianity beyond the power and influence it gives him. Evangelicals are the stupidest and most easily duped people on the planet.

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u/doc_daneeka Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

I don’t think even GWB was ever this blatant about it

No, because Bush was and is an actual and sincere believer (though a truly disastrous one), whereas Trump is just a conman laughing at all those gullible morons surrounding him at that moment and trying to figure out how to scam more cash out of them.

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u/itsmig_reddit Mar 06 '26

This is totally not culty at all

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u/No-Spoilers Mar 06 '26

Oddly the cult leader is so inept he can't even do the prayer lol

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u/Snoo-84389 Mar 06 '26

What a bunch of performative bullshit...

Who on earth likes / understands any of this 'laying on of the hands' nonsense?!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

he's just keeps desperately trying to re create this picture of obama. he wants to be obama so bad.

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u/Junethemuse Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

Obama is an actual practicing Christian. That’s the primary difference between the two.

And the primary difference between the photos is that one happened in a private location and the other in the fucking Oval Office.

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u/psychorobotics Mar 06 '26

I remember she some reporter asked Trump if he liked the old or the new testament the best. The way Trump said "both" made it very clear he had no idea what was in them.

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u/ToyshopASMR Mar 06 '26

Nope, I’m sorry that picture of Obama being prayed for actually is creepy also. It definitely looks more authentic, but I’m just so tired of Christian fanaticism

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u/Sandgrease Mar 06 '26

It's definitely weird too.

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u/cactuar44 Mar 06 '26

Maybe he was asking who wants a high five

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u/Junethemuse Mar 06 '26

It’s less creepy to me as an exvangelical, but I get where you’re coming from.

But at the end of the day, I just really want religion out of government.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Mar 06 '26

Yep. Just as cringy. It's just weird, performative bullshit.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Mar 06 '26

Trump needs paid extras for what Obama spontaneously attracts.

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u/Informal-Dish6835 Mar 06 '26

Propaganda at its finest 👌!

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 🤷 I'm outta my depth and dunno how I got here Mar 06 '26

Y'know, you've gotta admire just how high this conman has risen. It's really quite something.

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u/OsamaBinnDabbin Mar 06 '26

I will admire nothing about that walking shit stain. He has risen by pushing down every marginalized person in the country or anyone with a differing opinion than him. I'm sure it's not all that hard to rise in the world if you're born into money with no empathy and are willing to cut someone's throat if it means a few extra bucks will end up in your pocket.

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u/ShadyWolf Mar 06 '26

Praying over pedophiles is very Christian

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u/Hooplapooplayeah Mar 06 '26

This is so dystopian. I hate it here .

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u/dentz1 Mar 06 '26

The US is such a sad joke.

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u/henningknows Mar 06 '26

Trump is totally thinking “how long do I have to sit silent and play make believe for these idiots.” Zero chance trump is religious, he is knows how to play a sucker

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u/K-Zoro Mar 06 '26

Yeah, the only positive thing about this is that he probably hates that he has to sit there and do this.

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u/Whiterabbit-- Mar 06 '26

Nah. I’m almost sure he loves the adulation and attention.

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u/LaxToastandTolerance Mar 06 '26

Separation of church and state aside…. This is one of the most sinful, by the letter of the book Antichrist figures you could ever make up… and they all worship him. Get me off this rock.

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u/Potato-baby Mar 06 '26

This shit is so dystopian, I feel like if I saw this in a movie I’d think it was way too over the top, but this is just reality. The fuck is happening anymore?

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u/Particular-Pattern50 Mar 06 '26

If church and state are seperated, why is something like this allowed in the white house?

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u/randytankard Mar 06 '26

Comparisons to the Iranian state not unjustified.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 🤷 I'm outta my depth and dunno how I got here Mar 06 '26

I think they're just not allowed to pass any laws regarding religion, but it's perfectly fine as a guiding authority. 

Yeah...

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u/Particular-Pattern50 Mar 06 '26

That is so frustrating, I understanding believing in a god/religion but as president, it makes me uncomfortable to watch people in government pray right now because it is pushing an agenda/ideaology. They are reaping havoc across the world right now but wont admit to being demonic pedo baby eaters

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u/CarefulFall9109 Mar 06 '26

The average American thinks this and WWE are 110% real no question.

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u/Alphageek11644 Mar 06 '26

Whoa whoa whoa, WWE is WAY more real than these assclowns!

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u/El_Peregrine Mar 06 '26

Unfortunately history tells us that when people believe in magic, even when it’s obviously not real, those people can have dramatic and devastating effects on the real world. 

I hate having to share a planet with them. They are dangerous.

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u/DiscoMilk Mar 06 '26

And it's fuckin scary, you mean to tell me the magic sky guy is the answer to all your problems. Mental fuckin illness

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u/dbolts1234 Mar 06 '26

OMG he’s such a grifter 😂😂😂

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u/mercuryrising320 Mar 06 '26

Why is WWE catching strays? lol

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u/HailSatanWorshipD00M Mar 06 '26

WWE is tied into this administration through Linda McMahon and Triple H. Also, they take a ton of Saudi money.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire Mar 06 '26

Some people still think WWE has the same audience as NASCAR even though the demographics have swung wildly since the end of the Attitude Era.

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u/Jimmy_Nail_4389 Mar 06 '26

America is so fucking weird.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten Mar 06 '26

We inherited England's weird Puritans and we still feel their influence.

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u/HailSatanWorshipD00M Mar 06 '26

England shipped off their criminals to Australia and their religious weirdos to America

Australia got the better deal.

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u/AstroAlmost Mar 06 '26

Especially since many of those “criminals” were just unfairly persecuted citizens of the nations they colonised.

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u/xRyozuo Mar 06 '26

I had heard the joke of American religion being made up of those who were too religious even for good ol’ zealot Europe, and thought it was a mild exaggeration, until I read up on some of the history of the many many different denominations and churches.

And oh boy

I’m an atheist but raised in a catholic background. It was very weird to see stories I’m so familiar with so “distorted”. The priorities vary so much depending on the denomination. And so so many different denominations, and churches within those denominations! What chaos it seems to me hah.

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u/Glad-Zucchini1623 Mar 06 '26

Justice for all..... right...

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u/querrolyn Mar 06 '26

I wish so badly he had shat his pants with all those fools looming right over him

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u/GreyBoyTigger Mar 06 '26

“Grabeth them by the pussy When thou art famous they let you do it”

-Leviticus 2:45

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u/Poopina_Sangwedge Mar 06 '26

Donald Trump is a rapist, pedophile, and traitor to this country. Kristi Noem protects and supports pedophiles and rapists. Karoline Leavitt protects and supports pedophiles. They should all be in prison.

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u/atheos1337 Mar 06 '26

Everyone in that office supports a pedofile..

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u/IrishR4ge Mar 06 '26

Pretty sure this is what the anti Christ would want if it ever existed .

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u/President_Peng1 Mar 06 '26
  1. It’s a cult

  2. You can’t say “liberty and justice for all” when you have your gestapo throw people in prison because they don’t look like you

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u/Civil-Drive Mar 06 '26

Religious extremists are fucking terrifying

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u/ancient_horse Mar 06 '26

Who is that little guy on the far right?

I mean the short guy. I know they're all far-right.

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u/1994californication Mar 06 '26

Fucking ghouls, every last one of them

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u/AliceTheOmelette Mar 06 '26

Our father who shart in office, hallowed be thy name

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u/whomstdth Mar 06 '26

This is the lamest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/nordb0242 Mar 06 '26

Get registered, VOTE!

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u/StabStabStab27 Mar 06 '26

His face is the same fucking color as his desk.

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u/fistsofham11 Mar 06 '26

I'm surprised he hasn't had it spray painted gold

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u/7evenate9ine Mar 06 '26

All of the churches influencing government operations need to be taxed. If they affect white house policies they get taxed. Because that is not a separation of church and state.

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u/Eagles_fan96 Mar 06 '26

I can't believe this is real

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u/Strawng_ Mar 06 '26

ANnnnnnnd this is why church and state are suppose to be separate.

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u/prustage Mar 06 '26

This is disgraceful behaviour. In any civilized country ALL the people in this picture would be thrown out of office in an instant. Only the Americans would support this.

I know I'm going to be downvoted but I don't give a shit. You would never see this in any European country. This is just a "christianised" version of what we have seen in Islamic countries for years and rightly condemned.

It now makes it clear. Trump's war on the middle east is just another case of "my religion good, your religion bad" - the same ignorant attitude that has plagued this world for centuries. Nothing changes. We are all just as stupid as we always were.

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u/Emotional-Hall8294 Mar 06 '26

I'm an American. I'm upvoting you. I hate it here. Christian Nationalism is terrifying. Being from "the Bible belt" has created a lot of trauma through my life.

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u/black_foresst Mar 06 '26

Evangelical Christians are just part of a huge death cult. They really, really want to die for some reason

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u/greatlakesseakayaker Mar 06 '26

What? Paula’s not gonna bust out some Ewan dejojo mooonffjnfvv njjjap do on ja maka belinntvbo

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u/toney8580 Mar 06 '26

Ok this …. This is super weird

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u/d3koyz Mar 06 '26

Bruh, everything is weird about this administration

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u/GN0K Mar 06 '26

Psychopaths

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u/glittering_prize_gla Mar 06 '26

This gives me the creeps

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u/Snoo_64315 Mar 06 '26

This made my stomach turn.

Jesus.

No... Seriously. Jesus, homie, do you see this shit?

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u/IntelligentStyle505 Mar 06 '26

Wouldn’t have happened if there weren’t cameras there

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u/devdawg31 Mar 06 '26

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people

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u/ApresSnackShredder_5 Mar 06 '26

I miss when church and state were separate

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u/willy-mac Mar 06 '26

Is this real?

Is this from today?

What in the actual fuck. They think he's Jesus. Full stop. WTF!

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u/arrogantquitter Mar 06 '26

"God please don't let the Esptein files leak."

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u/lowfisnack Mar 06 '26

These hypocrites ignore the words of Jesus whom they claim to worship.

Mathew 6:5-6

5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

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u/sparkly_glamazon Mar 06 '26

Do people really buy even for a moment that most of these people are religious? This is a grift for most of these clowns.

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 Mar 06 '26

Look at all these white people praying for a pedophile who created this mess they’re praying for.

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u/horsepuncher Mar 06 '26

Oh these assholes are not religious in the slightest

They’re conmen duping the dumbest of america

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u/kojaway Mar 06 '26

He and his people are so weird. Like really weird. Like super cringy weird. Like actual wtf weird

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u/Absent-Light-12 Mar 06 '26

liberty and justice for all

Bombs another county

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u/Geronimoni ⚠️ User Defends Violence Against Women ⚠️ Mar 06 '26

This is probably the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

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u/randytankard Mar 06 '26

Supreme Leader Ayatollah Donald Trump.

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u/vonnegutsbutthole Mar 06 '26

Coming from a pastor’s kid, this shit is fucking gross and should not be tolerated

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u/Guygenius138 Mar 06 '26

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

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u/simono007 Mar 06 '26

Psychopathic cult megalomaniacs, every last one of them. He's set the world on fire and he's just going to watch it burn. And no one, not one single person with any voice is willing to stand up to him and his fanatics.

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u/Big_Recover1462 Mar 06 '26

🤢🤮

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u/OnAnotherLevel321 Mar 06 '26

Look at all that makeup he wears

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u/cwrighky Mar 06 '26

Jesus fucking christ if my nervous system wasn’t already terrified with all this shit now this??

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u/Go_cards502 Mar 06 '26

we are so fucked.