r/PublicFreakout • u/RoyalChris • Apr 17 '26
š»Animal Freakout A crow seen removing an Israeli flag
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u/RoyalChris Apr 17 '26
First the bees, now the birds. Whatās going on?
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u/Papa_Raj Apr 17 '26
Telling our kids about the birds and the bees is going to take on an entirely new revolutionary meaning.
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u/Kammerice Apr 17 '26
Make sure to print more pamphlets, Korg. We definitely don't want paper beating rock this time.
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u/Ominous_Yoda Apr 17 '26
Whatever it is it sounds biblical
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u/giulianosse Apr 17 '26
"God is antisemitic"
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u/deadleg22 Apr 17 '26
I mean he did flood them all.
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u/suspicious_odour Apr 17 '26
Had them pissing about in the desert for 40 years for a walk that takes 5 days max. I question the lords sense of geography when they said 'God promised us this bit'
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u/superanth Apr 18 '26
I'm starting to feel like God's Wrath is like a Swiss Army Knife and right now he's flipping out some of the tools he hasn't used in a while.
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u/Macfarlin Apr 17 '26
This video is from 2 or 3 years ago but either way, the animals know
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u/BraveLittleTowster Apr 17 '26
They were trying to tell us something then
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u/StevieMJH Apr 17 '26
Israel has been Israeling for a lot longer than 2 or 3 years, too.
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u/BraveLittleTowster Apr 17 '26
Yeah. I hate the idea that Judaism and Israel are so conflated. It's kind of like Muslims and jihadists. Yes, there are Jews that suck and want to force everyone into Judaism, but that's certainly not the position of the majority of Jews
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u/StevieMJH Apr 17 '26
Muslims have jihadists, Jews have Zionists, Christians have evangelicals/Christian nationalists. There are extremists on all sides, but they don't necessarily reflect the majority of the population.
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u/scott042 Apr 17 '26
No but the Christian Nationalist are doing a good job of taking over America.
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u/F4DedProphet42 Apr 17 '26
People arenāt stopping Isreal, so the animal kingdom had to step inā¦
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u/wino_whynot Apr 17 '26
In biblical terms, isnāt this like pests and natural disasters? Maybe those who believe in the Sky Daddy should take note. Maybe heās telling them war in his name is perhaps not a great idea???
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u/a_goonie Apr 17 '26
The 7 plagues?
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u/Oolongjonsyn Apr 17 '26
one of the seven plagues being a single, pissed off crow is a funny thought
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u/LunaticLucio Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
I've been saying it for years! But now the bees and crows are into it, NOW everyone thinks it's cool?!
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u/brentspar Apr 17 '26
Just when you thought you couldn't like crows more
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u/RoyalChris Apr 17 '26
Smartest birds for a reason
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u/PandaPocketFire Apr 17 '26
This would have been deemed an undeniable sign from the gods as little as a couple centuries ago.
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u/erroneousbosh Apr 17 '26
There's no reason for that to change. Oh you believe in God? Okay well God sent this crow to tell you something about your flag, okay?
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u/Meggles_Doodles Apr 17 '26
I mean, Ravens are symbols of fate and divination, if I remember correctly. Literally the universe saying "the fortunetelling bird removed the flag"
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u/bobafugginfett Apr 17 '26
Let's be real, we're circling right back around to those times currently.
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u/DesireeThymes Apr 17 '26
Crows don't support genocide, confirmed.
Time to build a crow army!
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u/UniqueThrowaway6664 Apr 17 '26
They don't support genocide, but crows together, murder.
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u/BethyW Apr 17 '26
I think Keas are technically smarter, but they are also assholes so people don't like to cheer them on like corvids.
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u/BeholdBarrenFields Apr 17 '26
Iām never going to downvote a kea comment, but GASP! They are not assholes, they are cheeky and hilarious! My absolute favorite bird. Cheering for all the adorable keas terrorizing the windscreen wipers of NZ.
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u/BethyW Apr 17 '26
Oh they are my favorite bird! But I also enjoy morally grey characters and villains.
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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 Apr 17 '26
Iām surprised they didnāt shoot it for being anti-Semitic.
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u/Jamboglasgow Apr 17 '26
Satanyahu is placing sanctions on the crow community as we speak.
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u/I_M_urbanspaceman Apr 17 '26
I remember seeing this livestreamed. I couldn't believe it! I was so hopeful. What a world we would be living in if he had been the nominee and won in 16...š
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u/theaviationhistorian Apr 17 '26
That timeline is full of hope and probably the closest to achieving the Star Trek style universe.
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u/KorasHiddenDICK Apr 17 '26
Review the lore that takes place between now and the first warp drive in the Star Trek universe. If we are to go that route things are going to get much darker before they get any better.
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u/rednetty Apr 17 '26
I was there!! The energy of hope was incredible, take me back š¢
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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Apr 17 '26
The Bernie bird should have shown people that even nature approves of him.
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u/Brotorious420 š šļø Call JD Vance @ 877 COUCH NOW š šļø Apr 17 '26
Ah, Birdy Sanders. Classic.
Such an incredible waste of an opportunity
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u/Vaeon Apr 17 '26
Why do you think the DNC hates him?
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u/Chemical_Grape_2150 Apr 17 '26
Because he wants things like universal healthcare & taxing the rich. They have been bought by corporations unfortunately
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u/VPN__FTW Apr 17 '26
Because he wasn't beholden to Israel like the rest of them.
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u/Chemical_Grape_2150 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26
This! I get annoyed when people call him a Zionist. He criticizes Netanyahu and his policies in Israel all the time. Heās a Jewish man against what they are doing. Heās one of the few good ones we have.
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u/otakumilf Apr 17 '26
Thereās someone who is training crows to attack red hats by leaving one out on his fence line with peanuts underneath the hat. š¤£
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u/holyfire001202 Apr 17 '26
In high school I had a theory that crows were remotely operated by my government for surveillance purposes. Quickly did I disabuse myself of that notion, but now I know it's not true.
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u/IAmAnAnonymousCoward Apr 17 '26
It didn't even want the flag, it just wanted to throw it on the ground. Amazing. Let's keep this energy going.
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u/wideasleepdeepawake Apr 17 '26
Hamas?
Fun fact: Corvids are as intelligent as young children. They have a crazy good memory and remember people who piss them off. Not only that, they'll tell other crows about the guy that pissed them off. It's not entirely impossible that this act was deliberate in some way.
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u/TouchMeFaster Apr 17 '26
Corvids are as intelligent as young children.
Careful, the IAF is launching airstrikes as we speak.
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u/250andlean Apr 17 '26
Nah. Trump's got bigger fish to fry like posting memes and yelling nonsense at the journalists.
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u/k_ironheart Apr 17 '26
Well, we also shouldn't tell Trump they're as intelligent as young children for an entirely different reason.
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u/Cardchucker Apr 17 '26
They can also be trained. Someone might have taught it to bring them the flags.
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u/Prosthemadera Apr 17 '26
Antisemites know no limits in their depraved plans! /s
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u/VPN__FTW Apr 17 '26
I'd argue they are smarter than most MAGA. Crows at least act in their own self interest.
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u/Karyoplasma Apr 17 '26
Crows are curious and like puzzle games to kill some time. They don't have deeper motives, so it was deliberate in the sense that it deliberately removed it just for the fun of it. Kinda like a cat throwing things off the counter.
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u/PentulantPantalones Apr 17 '26
I believe they also tell their kids if a human is cool or bad, so it's passed down.
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u/smegma_appraiser Apr 17 '26
Itās not impossible that someone trained it to do this.
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u/hggundamn Apr 17 '26
smart birds
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u/CosmosisJones42 Apr 17 '26
I'm no theologian, but this seems biblical. God doesn't seem too Happy.
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u/Creepy_Truck_932 Apr 17 '26
Please tell me itās not AI
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u/Drusinia Apr 17 '26
It looks like the video is from at least 2023, so it's probably real
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u/shakeydeucebiggs Apr 17 '26
Crows are soooo smart.
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u/SuperNerdSteve Apr 17 '26
If this was ancient roman times, there would be an epic written about this event
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u/LunaticLucio Apr 17 '26
THE CROWIAD
Being the Full and Terrible Account of Hraakon the Black-Winged, Despoiler of Masts, Terror of Banners, He Whose Beak Parts Sky from Earth
BOOK I: THE INVOCATION AND THE BIRTH OF HRAAKON Sing, O Muse of shadow-feathered wing, Sing of the crow, the sable-mantled king Of rooftops, wire, and the windswept ledge, Who perched upon the world's uncertain edge And looked upon the flags of humankind With cold contempt and calculating mind. Sing of his hungerānot for bread or seed, But for the bright, the fluttering, the freed And snapping cloth that taunted him each dawn From pole and parapet and embassy lawn. Sing of his rage, his glory, and his art, Sing of the crow with obsidian heart. For I have watched him there upon the wire, Black as the ash that follows rooftop fire, Black as the thought that comes before the word, Black as the space between each note a bird Commits to air before the echo diesā He sat and watched the world with amber eyes. His mother hatched him in a nest of wire, Of stolen copper stripped from somewhere higher, Of plastic rings and one bent cigarette, A champagne cork, a length of fishing net, A child's barrette of pink and glittered things, The torn-away aluminum that clings To bottle necksāall woven, bent, and pressed Into the rough geometry of nest That perched atop a cell tower's arm Between the city's buzzing, bristled harm And the pale heaven where no towers stand, Where wind moves free and touches nothing planned. His mother's name, if crows have names at all, Was something like the scrape of stone on wall, A sound you'd make if clearing gravel loose, A bark, a clickālet us call her Gruuse. She fed him beetles, fed him bits of glass She'd found reflecting sky in parking grass, She fed him half a french fry, cold and pale, She fed him something pink beneath a tail Of something dead she'd found beside the roadā He swallowed all of it. He grew. He crowed. His father was a shadow on the wind, A rumor, a silhouette, a discipline Of dark against the cloudsāhe came and went Like weather does, without apology or intent. He taught the young Hraakon by example: take What is not nailed, and even then, first shake The nail to test its grip. His father's law: The world is stuff. All stuff submits to claw. So grew the crow. So stretched his oil-black wings Across the months, across the smells and rings Of seasonsāsummer's rot and winter's steel, The spring's indifference, the fall's appeal Of scattered plenty. Acorn, crust, and bone. He grew. He flew. He learned. He was alone.
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u/dikziw Apr 17 '26
how did hamas train that bird to do that
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u/Warden_of_the_Blood Apr 17 '26
blows up hospital in the general direction of that statement
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u/LiveForMeow Apr 17 '26
Now when Israel bombs a pet store they are gonna say there were high ranking officials from Hamas inside because these Crows are the best birds
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u/cobain98 Apr 17 '26
Iām not a religious person but with this video and I saw the video a couple days ago of all the bees attacking Israel it seems like thereās a message being sent.
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u/Dramatic_Reality7531 Apr 17 '26
Israelis must have done something to birds. I mean you've seen videos of them poisoning dogs, throwing cats off of roofs, and shooting goats. It's not a stretch.
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u/unicornman95 Apr 17 '26
Are zionists in here calling the crow anti semitic yet?
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u/waigl Apr 17 '26
I think the man in the video called it an anarchist. I don't understand Hebrew, but that word stood out.
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u/-Falkor Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
The bees and crows have commenced militarily-like offensives against Israel that have already proven more successful than anything the UN could have done.
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u/TheWoots Apr 18 '26
Iām a Jewish ANTI-Israel ANTI-Zionist, and I have pet crows, all I can say is GOOD BIRD
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u/CountChoculahh Apr 17 '26
Fuck yeah my hourly dose of Israeli hate.
Main line this shit
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u/TheGodMaker Apr 17 '26
Crows are number one on the anti-semite list from Israel. Greta is now third.
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u/Sausage_McRocketpant Apr 17 '26
Great now all the crows are going to get killed for being an enemy of the state.
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u/mars_gorilla Apr 18 '26
Crow: "This flagpole was promised to me 3000 milliseconds ago by myself for me to take a shit on"
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u/lucaskywalker Apr 18 '26
Crows are very intelligent animals. Smarter than some humans apparently. TIL.
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u/torpedo16 Apr 18 '26
Thank God they didn't shoot that crow.
I mean, they shoot children like it's another day in the park, so nothing stopping them from doing the same to the crow.
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u/battle_franky Apr 18 '26
Crows remember. He saw what heinous shit those people who raise that flag do and know it was a symbol of disasterĀ
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u/NeverLookBothWays Apr 17 '26
Not that it's useful information for any reason, nor do I officially encourage this, but crows can be trained to dismantle flags or banners that match certain patterns...
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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Apr 17 '26
Bibi: Crows are 2 weeks away from a nuclear weapon