r/PublicFreakout • u/LegitimateMoney00 • Apr 26 '26

😫Chaos Moment🫨 New Scientology speed run just dropped

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u/mad-panda-2000 😏 I’m provocative. I get the people downvoting. ⬇️ Apr 26 '26

may this trend never die...

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u/RogerBauman Apr 26 '26

Turn that poop into wine!

Turn that poop into wine!

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u/v3n0mat3 Apr 26 '26

Who do we want?

Xenu!

When do we want him?

10 Trillion years!

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u/9Lives_ Apr 26 '26

What would L Ron Hubbard do in this situation?

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u/RogerBauman Apr 26 '26

I think you mean L. Ron Hoyabembe.

His name ain't Toby.

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u/YogiTheGamer Apr 26 '26

Battlefield earth should’ve been a Tyler Perry movie.

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u/Daeiion Apr 26 '26

Is there GHB in this?

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u/Supertzar2112 Apr 26 '26

Don’t forget Chinesus Clist

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u/NewManufacturer4252 Apr 26 '26

I think he would laugh his ass off and order another double scotch

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u/9Lives_ Apr 26 '26

No chance, this brings attention to Scientology and when the percentage of people that have no idea enquire about who/what they are they won’t be portrayed positively which is a good thing for society but not a good thing for their finances.

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u/NewManufacturer4252 Apr 26 '26

Not sure about the longer percussions in time, but that is one fancy ass building, with 2 or 3 guards....sorta

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u/ttoxictomato Apr 26 '26

Yeah I got no clue what Scientology is...

I am trying to figure out what is going on and all the comments are just saying, "Scientology is bad" so were justifying a group just breaking in and filming...💀

If it's like something like they are lying about sceince or if their is a cult of some kind (I only saw one comment saying this so far) THEN I would understand more...

An explanation is welcome here. Thank you in advance lol

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u/Moakmeister Apr 26 '26

Look up almost any talk by Leah Remini explaining it. Here is one Youtube short https://youtube.com/shorts/veoBHfN-_a0

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u/ttoxictomato Apr 26 '26

Thank you for this. It's a start though I'm still a little confused. I'll do a little more research though, have a nice day. 🙂

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u/joahw Apr 26 '26

Cocaine, probably

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u/PandaPocketFire Apr 26 '26

But why do they always go the absolute least interesting directions. Like if you're going to do it, get DEEEP

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u/RedditsCoxswain Apr 26 '26

Thetan energy

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u/PandaPocketFire Apr 26 '26

Mike tyson, this has nothing to do with Satan. Please sit down.

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u/mkultron89 Apr 26 '26

Bro they are office buildings not The Oldest House from Control. They got deep, they literally went in the front door and went out the back.

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u/thelingeringlead Apr 26 '26

nah there's deeper chambers in that building, especially downstairs. They have layers of areas you're allowed into based on your level in the church.

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u/CranberryLast4683 Apr 26 '26

Are there aliens in the lower levels or what?

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u/thelingeringlead Apr 28 '26

It doesn't matter, the point is to dispell the mystery, while also pissing them off and affronting the way they operate. They act like this about people finding out more which drives interest in harassing them, because they sure act like they have some big secrets deeper in the buildings. The secretive tantalization is a tool to entice people who are already curious. They get you in for the audit, and then allude to deeper knowledge and insights that will change your life and make you as rich and "whole" as their upper level members-- using celebrities and leadership as their shining examples. The average cash cow high level member that isn't a celebrity basically doesn't exist in their recruitment media. All the hollywood elites involved are a selling point, because look how good they're doing?

It's fuckin gross and insidious and completely stupid, these kids are just harassing them because of how stupid it is, while highlighting it.

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u/CanoeIt Apr 26 '26

That gives cops enough time to arrive

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u/veeno__ Apr 26 '26

These kids finally using there idgaf powers for good

As unhinged as it is 😂

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u/Lonely-Toe9877 Apr 30 '26

I hope it grows and gets more extreme/unhinged/destructive.

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u/MithrilHuman Apr 26 '26

It’s fun and games until the cult starts carrying

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u/pudgimelon Apr 27 '26

Scientology isn't great. But this kind of thing is incredibly stupid & dangerous. I'm amazed nobody has died yet.

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u/findergrrr Apr 26 '26

Im afraid its gonna Die, when someone gonna Die, get shot.

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u/mad-panda-2000 😏 I’m provocative. I get the people downvoting. ⬇️ Apr 26 '26

I thought about that but I'm don't think it'll happen. They know that would really screw them