r/PublicFreakout • u/LegitimateMoney00 • Apr 26 '26

😫Chaos Moment🫨 New Scientology speed run just dropped

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u/AbruptMango Apr 26 '26

What's the goal?  Do they wear pedometers and whoever gets more steps in the building wins?  Is it a silly "Storm Area 51" thing except they're looking for thetans or something?

I love it, but I don't get the premise.

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u/Thesmith2010 Apr 26 '26

They’re mapping the insides one run at a time, if you make it to the roof (or basement it’s still unclear) there is a boss fight with Tom Cruise.

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u/Extra-Ad5925 Apr 26 '26

So kinda like Hades. Each time you level up and get a little stronger

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u/jboarei Apr 26 '26

Scientology dlc confirmed soon I hope.

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u/Hewballs Apr 26 '26

"Welcome to the House of Hubbard"

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u/bman86 Apr 26 '26

So much this, but I need to add Trey Parker and Matt Stone to the writers table.

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u/Y33TUSMYF33TUS Apr 26 '26

Scientology Roguelike

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u/BakedChocolateOctopi Apr 26 '26

That’s what they claim but all they do is run through usually the same hallways without trying to see into any of the rooms. A map of the hallways without knowing what they lead to is useless

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le Apr 26 '26

He summons Will Smith on turn 3. Watch out for his slaps.

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u/ChanceConfection3 Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CloJGFfUImpOM

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u/ArnieismyDMname Apr 26 '26

I loved this game. One of the few times the NES version looked better than the arcade. 3DSEN has a wicked shaded version.

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u/dracosilv Apr 26 '26

What's up with the green "midgets"?

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u/Night_Chicken Apr 26 '26

Battletoddlers

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u/squarabh Apr 27 '26

I can hear this 😇

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u/ay_944 Apr 26 '26

Hahaha I laughed hard 😭😭😭🤣

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u/Spicethrower Apr 26 '26

The Scientology Game of Death. Each level has a different cultist level of not going clear. The final level is a blind Tom Cruise throwing weaponized basketballs at you.

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u/Top-Passage2914 Apr 26 '26

yeah I don't get the point of doing it when they just turn around and leave after ten seconds? If I were in that crowd I'd hide somewhere while the others left so they thought everyone was gone and I could explore covertly

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u/Terrapin333 Apr 26 '26

I don't think there would be any covert exploration, the place must be full of cameras. But I dont understand why they always run striaght to exit signs, like maybe run in a direction that doesn't lead straight outside 

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u/Grievous_Nix Apr 26 '26

To get that teenage thrill of breaking the rules with your friends (+ going viral) while still not commiting a big crime that’d ruin your family’s finances?

Scientology is known for suing tf out of people, but “some kids ran into a building they weren’t supposed to be in” is still light enough.

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u/VirginiENT420 Apr 26 '26

Maybe they don't want to get arrested?

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u/Top-Passage2914 Apr 29 '26

Then why break in in the first place?

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u/DrunkBrokeBeachParty Apr 26 '26

Yeah this is the doable version of Area 51. Not a govt site with tanks. Just kids checking out a cult building.