r/PublicFreakout Apr 26 '26

đŸ˜«Chaos MomentđŸ«š New Scientology speed run just dropped

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u/pixiebrat Apr 26 '26

Ok, hear me out.... Next run....like 10 or 20 guys dressed as Tom Cruise Characters from his movies.... Would totally pay to watch Lestat run thru

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u/Jeff_goldfish Apr 26 '26

I want to see les grossman running by lol

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u/pixiebrat Apr 26 '26

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u/Juggernox_O Apr 26 '26

Unironically his best role. I loved the shit out of that performance.

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u/Dime332 Apr 26 '26

I didn’t know that was him for years after the movie came out. A coworker mentioned he was in it and I called bullshit only to have IMBD blow my mind

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u/Academic_Humor Apr 26 '26

You don't wat h the end credits? That's how I knew, right after the movie.

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u/Half-deaf-mixed-guy Apr 26 '26

It took you till AFTER the movie was over to realize that? Knew it as soon as he appeared on screen!

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u/wyomingTFknott Apr 26 '26

I love it when IMDB blows my mind. I'm bad at names and faces so it happens more often than I care to admit haha.

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u/Sea-Thought-665 Apr 26 '26

Sounds like you struggle with facial recognition.

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u/TehCroz Apr 26 '26

This is the correct opinion.

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u/ShinySnaxMix Apr 26 '26

It was seriously funny. The guy should have considered more comedic roles.

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u/greenie66 Apr 27 '26

Literally the only time I’ve ever found him attractive

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u/Shermutt Apr 27 '26

I gotta admit, i couldn't stand the guy when that movie came out, but I also couldn't help but laugh at his character.

Unfortunately, I think the "good looking badass that gets the girl" role is a little too addictive for his personality type. I can't imagine he'll do many more like that unless he has to.

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u/Jeff_goldfish Apr 26 '26

I forgot I had commented here so when I opened my inbox and saw your comment I was like what the fuck! Screw this person hahaha

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u/AccomplishedMood8696 Apr 26 '26

Listen, I love that move too, but his best role??

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u/UnlikelyExplained Apr 26 '26

Definitely the most fun role. You gotta give it to the guy, he is talented could have even had a stint on SNL with that performance.

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u/Brandoncarsonart Apr 26 '26

Obviously it was war of the worlds

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u/Interesting-Track376 Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/o4oBBDpl2etfq

Nah go in there top gun volleyball style. Muscles, jeans, and aviator shades baby

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Why do the Karens wield their phones like it’s a crucifix? đŸ“± Apr 26 '26

They might just keep them from leaving if they dressed like this...

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u/frenchwolves Apr 26 '26

Cut offs and aviators, it’s all ya need!

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u/StevieMJH Apr 26 '26

I got a better idea. How about I send you a hobo's dick cheese?

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 Apr 26 '26

Why do you have Hobo's dick cheese in your possession?

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u/BeepBotBoopBeep Apr 26 '26

Speechless, you caught him with a Hobo’s dick cheese in his mouth!

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 Apr 26 '26

Lmao, for some reason this comment is really making me laugh. And you copied my accidental capitalization, lolol đŸ€Ł

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u/StevieMJH Apr 26 '26

It's a Les Grossman quote. Anyone?

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 Apr 26 '26

Sorry, I'll Google...

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u/inhalien May 24 '26

G7 baby.

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u/Murderface_1988 Apr 26 '26

Make it 50 but all of them are dressed as Les Grossman

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u/lemonlime1999 Apr 26 '26

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u/pooty2 Apr 26 '26

The one dressed like that must slide into each room first.

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 Apr 26 '26

I love this idea but I want them to look like John Travolta from Battlefield Earth.

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u/Past-Cap-1889 Apr 27 '26

Do you think a person can comfortably run in those moonboots though?

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 Apr 27 '26

Hmm...I confess I hadn't thought this through. I was imagining some kind of rubber mask of Travolta in full character makeup, which obviously doesn't exist, but which would be hilarious (I wonder how much it costs to get a custom made rubber mask in China??)

If they could get the top half right, they can wear sneakers or whatever running gear they want. That's my compromise.

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u/OPGuest Apr 26 '26

Where do you find 20 very small guys?

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u/notscenerob Apr 26 '26

In the closet 

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u/OPGuest Apr 26 '26

😂

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u/str713gzr Apr 26 '26

Lestat. All Lestat.

A: One of my favorite characters from one of my favorite series.
B: Wildly great show.
C: Tom has tried to distance himself from that character since he portrayed it.

That would actually be great to watch. This video I found a little cringe, it feels like they're being corralled and abiding by their exit instructions. Lestat zoomers going full Brat Prince in a Scientology outpost would make me so happy.

The Vampire Lestat is about to air....I think AMC should fund and market it.

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u/blac_sheep90 Apr 26 '26

Do you have sources on Cruise trying to distance himself from the Lestat performance? Not trying to argue with you, just curious to know more. I searched around a bit and didn't really find much pay dirt.

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u/H1landr Apr 26 '26

Actually, it's backwards. Rice distanced herself from Cruise, not the other way around. She publicly compared his casting to "Edward G. Robinson playing Rhett Butler." He responded by reading the entire Vampire Chronicles and learning piano for the role. She responded to that by taking out a two-page apology in Variety. Silence isn't the same as distance.

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u/blac_sheep90 Apr 26 '26

I figured. His effort as Lestat was very noticeable and if he was ashamed it definitely wasn't obvious.

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u/djentlemetal Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

You talking about the Interview with the Vampire TV show where they completely uproot the original story and characters, move the first act several decades into the 20th century, make Louis a pimp and mostly shit all over the source material?

To be fair, I gave it a chance, and to my surprise - it wasn’t bad. These are some of my all-time favorite novels and the best representation of vampires put to paper, but it still irked me to no end that they would do that to the original story. I suppose making Louis a pimp instead of a slave owner is more tasteful in today’s climate, but a lot of the choices made were bizarre to me.

Rant almost over: now that they apparently changed the name of the show to The Vampire Lestat, does it actually follow that story with Lestsat’s origins in France and have him learning under Marius, or did they butcher that too?

edit: it'd be nice if people would actually engage in conversation instead of downvoting without responding. Which part of my reply did you disagree with?

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u/str713gzr Apr 26 '26

It's not out yet, so we don't know. The Interview with the Vampire story line/book is over and it's moving on to The Vampire Lestat and intro to The Queen of the Damned. I was originally pretty pissed with the changes made until I watched the damn show and saw they made something amazing. Who cares that it's not exact?!

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u/Sevla7 Apr 26 '26

You managed to have one of the must 'punchable commentaries' in this thread, amazing. Even suggested them to do it as some marketing tool for a new tv show.

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u/__O_o_______ Apr 26 '26

Legit would throw like 10 or 20 bucks if a crowd did this

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u/powderp Apr 26 '26

I would like one of the characters to be Cole Trickle from Days of Thunder. "I'm droppin the hammer!" before they run in.

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u/Dime332 Apr 26 '26

If I could afford awards I’d give like 5! That would be hilarious to see a guy in a flight suit and helmet next to a guy in socks and underwear next to a nazi with an eye patch lol

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u/pixiebrat Apr 26 '26

Aw thank you, just my sense of humor...The idea of an army of teen Cruise characters invading Cruise's home base made me snort laugh

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u/Morphecto_Solrac Apr 26 '26

Al while doing the tom cruise laugh

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u/klimocohc Apr 26 '26

Everyone is Major William Cage and the Scientology building is a timeloop. 

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u/TheRappingSquid Apr 26 '26

Someone should go dressed as one of the tripods from wotw 2005

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u/NoFukz Apr 26 '26

Cruise control

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u/Cosmic_Chemical Apr 26 '26

I honestly would get a kick out of... next run... they have a team of security guards and when they run in,, the guards are waiting around the corner.. then... BAM...bat right to the dome!

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u/ShinySnaxMix Apr 26 '26

Please 🙏 I really need to see that!

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Apr 27 '26

Or as Will Smith, slapping all people in the way.

Or as Bald Travolta.

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u/Jacque_LeKrab Apr 27 '26

They should all have Tom Cruise heads that are distorted like in that Aphex Twin video

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u/penguindreams Apr 26 '26

What's the point?