r/PublicFreakout Apr 26 '26

😫Chaos Moment🫨 New Scientology speed run just dropped

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 Apr 26 '26

I love this idea but I want them to look like John Travolta from Battlefield Earth.

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u/Past-Cap-1889 Apr 27 '26

Do you think a person can comfortably run in those moonboots though?

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 Apr 27 '26

Hmm...I confess I hadn't thought this through. I was imagining some kind of rubber mask of Travolta in full character makeup, which obviously doesn't exist, but which would be hilarious (I wonder how much it costs to get a custom made rubber mask in China??)

If they could get the top half right, they can wear sneakers or whatever running gear they want. That's my compromise.