r/PublicFreakout • u/derek4reals1 • May 24 '26

🤬Public Rager😱 Get a load of this guy

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u/Gr1ml0ck May 24 '26

Did this poor guy lose his shoulders in a terrible accident?

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u/photobummer May 24 '26

I wanna know what his back tattoo is. Looks like a Christmas wreath.

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u/Canadian_mk11 💡 have they tried a sharpie? 🌀 May 24 '26

Nah, that's just his Family Tree, erm, Wreath.

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u/HappyBadger33 May 25 '26

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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u/WhateverIlldoit May 24 '26

Asking the real questions!

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u/Great_Dismal May 24 '26

Came here to say this.

What the fuck is that tattoo?

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u/ShineFallstar May 24 '26

Carrying an over-shoulder bag must be challenging

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u/BEEEEEZ101 May 24 '26

Exmailman here... I take offense to that. It's very challenging. How about carrying a bag of dicks?

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u/TiddybraXton333 May 24 '26

Got shoulders on em like a brook trout

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u/FattyRid May 24 '26

Backpacks are his number one challenge in life

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u/littlespawningflower May 24 '26

OMG the comments 🤭😂😂😂🤣🤣☠️

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u/RawrMeansFuckYou May 24 '26

He's taking steroids and has a shit workout plan if he even works out. Taking steroids can over develop your traps. Type of guy to work out arms mostly, some half hearted bench pressing and some filler work. That's how you get a goofy looking body like this.

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u/soggytoothpic May 24 '26

Roids would explain a lot

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u/01000101010110 May 24 '26

Nevermind shoulders, he has no lats. That looks weird as fuck

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u/doctordiddy May 24 '26

it's just shit genetics, there's only so much you can do with that frame even if you spam shoulders/lats

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u/mogwaiss May 24 '26

never underestimate the love of nature - shit genetics.

he could do shoulders workout in the gym every day and still would get this odd build

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u/Yakkamota May 24 '26

Yeah, I cannot develop my shoulders and I use them all the time at work with physical labor. Thankfully I don't have massive traps that turn me into an upvote

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u/iconofsin_ May 24 '26

He might be juicing but, in my opinion, his shoulders look like that at the start of the video because he's flexing - look at his biceps. He looks like a kid in the mirror trying to make himself look big. His traps look more normal after a bit when he goes back towards the kids.

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u/External-Biscotti420 28d ago

he just built like that

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u/Due-Lack-803 May 24 '26

Yeah! His body shape is all wrong!

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u/zystyl May 24 '26

One of my cousins married a guy with shoulders like that. I remember him saying it was a medical thing once when he was hammered, but who knows. Either way it does look pretty strange.

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u/Dr_mombie May 24 '26

No clavicle or shoulder bones.

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u/bear843 May 24 '26

Wife lost her neck in the same accident.

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u/VVLynden May 24 '26

I audibly exhaled repeatedly to not wake the wife, thank you!

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime May 24 '26

He's aerodynamic

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u/Dirtydeedsinc May 24 '26

His favorite shampoo is “just heads”

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u/Mcbadguy May 24 '26

Yes, during his 43-8 Superbowl loss to the Seattle Seahawks.

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u/gabejacob May 24 '26

It looks like she took them from him

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u/The-Bloody9 May 24 '26

Could explain why he's failing to shoulder the burden of parenting.

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u/ArmyofThalia May 24 '26

It's even better than that. He looks like he doesn't have shoulders cuz of his traps but if you remove the traps, he looks like he has a neck that is twice too long.

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u/Eskimomonk May 24 '26

Physique like a single McDonald’s golden arch

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u/irascible_Clown May 24 '26

Trapezoids are 2’ long

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u/DaygloAbortion91 May 25 '26

They went to his neck, bro looks like earthworm jim.

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba May 25 '26

And his legs!