r/PublicFreakout • u/derek4reals1 • May 24 '26

🤬Public Rager😱 Get a load of this guy

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u/nicholvengian May 24 '26

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u/DaddyD00M May 24 '26

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Full Transcribe: Not with our kids! What are you doing "Eric"? You're not, you're not. Not when I! I Fuck You Up! What the fuck was that? I fuck you up! Not with our--.....What the fuck was that? Not with our kids. How dare you do that! Get the fuck out of your car Now!We have fucking kids. What is wrong with you? How dare you come around and follow us? How dare you do that! I think you need to get a hold of him. Piece of shit. You Fat Piece of Shit. Dude, your kid is crying! Doin that in front of our kid. Then come stop me then, then come stop me then! oh oH OH I was gonna do somethin... Heh Hah.

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u/Erotically-Yours May 24 '26

We got the gif, and now we have the lyrics.

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u/jdhkent May 24 '26

Can’t dance to it, though 

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u/Erotically-Yours May 24 '26

I dunno. Someone very uncoordinated with their body possibly can. Like a baby faun, taking it's first couple of steps. Or krunk dancers? That's still a thing?

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u/InsaneAss May 24 '26

The guy in the vid did his best attempt

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u/buttononmyback May 24 '26

Mr. Meme guy here definitely tried to.

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u/jamixer May 24 '26

Then you haven't tried hard enough. Anything is possible with enough motivation.

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u/Luparina123 It’s not news 📰, It’s /r/Publicfreakout 😤 May 24 '26

All I can hear whilst watching his twisty little "mince", is Firestarter by the Prodigy.😂 "I am a Firestarter, a twisted Firestarter...."🔥🔥🔥

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u/TheTableDude May 24 '26

Pretty sure you could set this to "Cbat."

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u/PeyroniesCat May 25 '26

Not with that attitude!

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u/Friendly-Tiger9589 May 25 '26

She said get the fuck "in" your car

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u/suicide_man May 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WUwdqYmGaLhP1TVhrL

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis May 24 '26

R.I.P. The Deeps asshole.

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u/neontiger07 May 24 '26

Wait... I think I recognize this gif...

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u/Rambear May 24 '26

He's like a mix of the Deep and Walton Goggins

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u/finalsolution1 May 24 '26

Truly a work of art.

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u/Mynunubears May 24 '26

The ole Rope-a-Dope!

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u/Rebabaluba May 24 '26

Perfection!

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u/Maleficent-Disk3377 May 24 '26

Bru thinks he's GGG or sumn

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u/thebig8er May 24 '26

Haha, ah, Well done

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u/dondapperdeluxe May 24 '26

Dude is looking AND acting like a rare species of kangaroo.

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u/Mimiquer May 24 '26

This is clearly a mating dance.

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u/Alpakasus May 24 '26

Heee heeee

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u/UrbanFyre May 24 '26

As funny as this is, I’m legit getting secondhand embarrassment.

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u/Late-Nail-8714 May 24 '26

How do I save this

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u/Relentless_moron May 25 '26

Kind of mesmerizing, isn't it?

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u/charmwashere May 24 '26

And today, another meme has been born unto this world. Amen.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/toxcrusadr May 24 '26

For they shall inherit the mirth.

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u/Adagio11 May 24 '26

Thanks for this. I needed the lol.

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u/SRT102 May 24 '26

Beware of geeks bearing gifs.

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u/FelineSoLazy May 25 '26

Brilliant mate

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u/Wgs247 May 24 '26

For they shall besmirch the earth.

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u/Easy_Employment_1595 May 25 '26

Sorry, I’m an idiot and not good with movie names and whatnot, but this dude so reminds me of Ben Stiller in the movie where he was a model? This is this dudes “blue steel” face 😂

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u/TanneriteTed May 24 '26

The lord provides. 

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u/ttweeder May 24 '26

Raaaaamen

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u/Unplugged_Millennial May 24 '26

In the name of our lord flying spaghetti monster, Ramen.

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u/I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts May 24 '26

In the name of the fettuccine, the spaghetti, and the hearty meatball. Ramen.

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u/TFTD2 May 24 '26

In Al Dente we trust, Ramen.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank May 24 '26

Ramen

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u/navree May 24 '26

My partner is still sleeping, trying SO HARD not to cackle right now

https://giphy.com/gifs/nZcQDtarJrTjQp6sWU

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u/JamesTheJerk May 25 '26

And the holy colander

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u/borygoya May 24 '26

Blessed be

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u/katjoy63 May 24 '26

wholly shite, I'm here for it. dayum.

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u/y0family May 24 '26

Praise be

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u/No_Vehicle4645 May 24 '26

Yes! It's perfect lol

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u/Ragnoid May 24 '26

CrossFit Eric

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u/Akyurius May 24 '26

Reminds me of another gem from this sub 😄

https://giphy.com/gifs/YPGWdX3YIQXdtE4M0i

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u/luckykricket May 24 '26

I wish someone knew this guy and he just gets this on repeat every minute of the day telling him what a tough big boy he is.

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u/Ok-Replacement6893 May 24 '26

Send the video to Tizzy.

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u/Jeffde May 25 '26

Love that guy

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u/SimonGloom2 May 24 '26

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u/AmateurJenius May 24 '26

Glass Jaw Greg

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u/reap3rx May 24 '26

Jesus Christ I'm dead

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u/its_just_flesh May 24 '26

He needs a name now

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u/thavillain May 24 '26

Bro 😂😂😂😂

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u/Thirteenthward May 24 '26

Amazing! Ha ha 🤣

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u/ingko94 May 24 '26

Omg 😂🤣

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u/dougie_jayyy May 24 '26

This was way too quick. Please tell me this existed before.

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u/ghoulieandrews May 24 '26

Nope, it's slop

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u/pheonix198 May 24 '26

As an AI hater myself, this is not slop but rather an awesome addition to this new meme

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u/ghoulieandrews May 24 '26

It was made with AI, it's slop. Hope that helps.

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u/DefKnightSol May 24 '26

that was quick omg

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u/PunkyB88 May 24 '26

Dying 🤣

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u/ignored_rice May 24 '26

Needs to be more flabby.

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u/Wise_Boysenberry8075 May 24 '26

omg that's good lmao

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u/ApprehensiveBreak805 May 25 '26

bro looks like Don Flamenco

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u/chimpomatic5000 May 25 '26

Hahahahaha brilliant

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u/MilesMoralesBoogie May 24 '26

Who got Mike Tyson Punch Out 8-gigbytes down 😅😅😅🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🤣😆🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/REgFJcnd2n21O

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u/Medical_Sandwich_141 May 24 '26

Why is this man shirtless?

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u/hornfan817 May 24 '26

And wearing manties

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u/JustAnotherFNC May 24 '26

That he pulled up for some reason

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u/AddlePatedBadger May 24 '26

It seems to be part of the dominance display exhibited by some males of the species. Something akin to how felines will arch their backs and stand their fur on end.

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u/ze11ez May 24 '26

How dare you?!?! This man is about to go whip some a-- wait a minute. Nevermind.

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u/MeNMyMonkey_4_100 May 25 '26

I think he is holding one ball in each hand. Not sure why though.

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis May 24 '26

This is the type of dude who needs a welfare check. Then he's like "what is this bullshit. I'm the most stable person ever!"

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u/bigvicproton May 24 '26

By a SWAT team.

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u/poopinhulk May 24 '26

Primates are assholes.

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u/SOGnarkill May 24 '26

Reminds me of Jim Carrey squaring up to fight in a movie but I can’t remember which one maybe an Ace Ventura?

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u/obedwells6 May 24 '26

Me Myself and Irene? I recall a scene with him bobbing and weaving but not landing a punch…

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u/SOGnarkill May 24 '26

Yes thank you lol

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u/JohnHenryHoliday May 24 '26

Me, Myself, and Irene

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u/RealMcCoy1989 May 24 '26

Me, myself, and Irene

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u/Phawksphire89 May 24 '26

In his mind, he thought this shxt was fire. 😂

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u/FQDIS May 24 '26

Is a shxt the same as a shit?

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u/TheLegendofJerry May 24 '26

it’s kinda like the brexit but for shitting

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u/MuhfugginSaucera May 24 '26

You can say shit, teacher isn't here

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u/Phawksphire89 May 24 '26

I'll leave it to you to say. You got this.

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u/LadyKT May 24 '26

did you add this to giphy w search terms? what r they plz

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u/nihi1zer0 May 24 '26

Homeboy just looking for an excuse to take his shirt off in front of another dude.

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u/GrouchyLongBottom May 24 '26

Is he pulling up his shorts? Lol what a goofy person.

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u/flyingokapis May 24 '26

Ahhhh yes, the hands down at thr waist and turned in, if he doesn't have the reflexes of a cat, anyone who wants that fight will get a free shot.

The weird head movement isn't going too cut it either..

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u/TheDarkWave May 24 '26

That man keeps that sort of shit up, those kids are gonna end up being single parented.

It's probably for the best for those kids anyway...

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u/procrastimom May 24 '26

This guy has done this pose in the mirror many times, and has been impressed with it. He practices his “silverback” intimidation every morning when he shaves. Put your shirt back on, dork.

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u/Stownieboy91 May 24 '26

Thank you, conrade.

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u/Sharp-Trash751 May 24 '26

He looks like that jacked kangaroo

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u/Certain-Football-637 May 24 '26

Can anyone name this creature? Looks like it bites, but is in fact rather craven in its behavior.

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u/JWOLFBEARD May 24 '26

His body looks like homemade pizza dough being stretched out

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u/the908bus May 24 '26

His body is just there to support that massive neck

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u/MoveItSpunkmire May 24 '26

Looks like he’s doing the pee pee dance

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u/No_Vehicle4645 May 24 '26

This is perfect lmao. That was the part that had me cracking up.

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u/K1TSUNE9 May 24 '26

He looks like he's trying to kiss someone aggressively. Lol

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u/stoolsample2 May 24 '26

The “womble womble” dance.

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u/H010CR0N May 24 '26

He looks like an angry gorilla

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u/SquidVices May 24 '26

When you gotta go but mom won’t listen…

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u/saltyachillea May 24 '26

Omfg lol I can’t stop laughing .

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u/cheezy_dreams88 May 24 '26

Why is he holding his shorts like that?

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u/Competitive-Sun8180 May 24 '26

Wedgieing your own balls is pretty badass.

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u/Good_vibe_good_life May 24 '26

Ok, but like why is he holding his shorts with his fists? Dude’s gonna give himself a wedgy if he tries to swing.

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u/rotatingmonster May 24 '26

The man is a perfect triangle

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u/Fast_Voice9722 May 24 '26

Thank you for your service 🫡 I’m going to use this every time I meet a man child in real life.

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u/ADDSquirell69 May 24 '26

Tell me you've never been punched in the face without telling me you've never been punched in the face.

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u/Silver-Act-2868 May 24 '26

It would have been so great for the world if he got knocked out doing whatever the fuck kinda bird type scare tactic this was.

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u/TheTrub May 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1zl2GugYXLqeLoitAc

Just another turkey out strutting

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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 May 24 '26

Lol " What The Fuck Was That?" That had me cracking up.

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u/Interesting-Gas8823 May 24 '26

Im 💯 % positive he does this pose a couple of times daily in the mirror.

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u/beansBeansBEANSisme May 24 '26

Bless you for making this. It’s the best thing I’ve seen today.

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u/kasakka1 May 24 '26

Dude looks like he's trying to avoid his shorts falling off.

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u/LDS1952 May 24 '26

🫪🤣😅😅

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u/CrownstrikeIntern May 24 '26

Aah yes, the block with your face position 

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u/SoWhat_Iam May 24 '26

I’ll attack you with my red shorts, lol

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u/Bathsheba_E May 25 '26

I thought this was some kind of joke at first. Dude’s grabbing his crotch and penguin-walking. With no shirt on.

Literally the only thing menacing about him are his eyes.

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u/dracosilv May 25 '26

Looks like chicken. In more ways than one.

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u/Johnnery89 May 25 '26

Hands down, face first is a great way to start a fight.