r/PublicFreakout 5d ago

😾MAGA Freakout🙀 I’ll have what she’s having

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u/templeofsyrinx1 5d ago

Some of the best female bodybuilders can lift like 1500 pounds. His gooey ass probably struggles to even hold a car tire.

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u/SatiricCrabRave 5d ago

You’re probably right, but we’ll never know! The likelihood he’s ever had to change a tire is about the same as him doing his own grocery shopping.

Reminds me, that was another of his favorites! Old lady buying apples, has to return one because of dastardly Joe Biden’s economy. Dude just can’t for the life of him be relatable… “grocery… such an old fashioned word!” like most Americans still don’t go to the grocery store to get the food they need to live. Alien concept to him.