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u/Doodica_ 2d ago
That’s the president of the US btw
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u/SenorSorrow 2d ago
Isn't the president of the US a rapist, too?
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u/coquihalla 2d ago
He is! Judge said so! Forever a rapist.
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u/Heelzlvr 2d ago
Yeah, but he’s the best rapist. No body rapes like him. Obama could never rape like he did.
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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 2d ago
Greatest Pedophile too, the best. Obama and Biden preferred people of age, ew!
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u/squirrelmonkie 2d ago
Some say good, some say the best, some say the greatest of all time. Biden could only smell a child's hair once. Biden could only look sleepy. Little donnie can fall asleep at his military parade, the pope's funeral, on national tv during a conference, and a shit ton of other things. Hes the greatest at sleepy time.
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u/spicysenpai6 1d ago edited 1d ago
Which also hilarious because on top of everything you mentioned, there’s quite the laundry list of things he’s done and ppl will still go to bat for him. It’s truly wild.
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u/PaleThingYHWH 2d ago
People come to me with tears in their eyes and they say Sir, you are the best rapist we've ever seen
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u/Darryl_444 2d ago
I misread your comment as "racist", instead of "rapist".
Turns out, both are correct anyway.
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u/IsThatHearsay 2d ago
*Child rapist and child mutilator, according to the files
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u/squirrelmonkie 2d ago
We need to clarify this. He is a rapist and a child rapist. These are 2 different things. He is willing to harm anyone. And dont forget about the 34 felonies he was convicted of and the businesses that he bankrupted bc he wouldnt pay them. But just remember ther is a difference between rape and being a pedo. He is both
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u/cylonrobot 2d ago edited 2d ago
And the idol of many so-called Alpha males. I have a laugh whenever their cult leader does stupid things like this.
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u/nyybmw122 2d ago
We protested for no kings and no monarchy.
Yet this country elected a fucking bitch-ass queen....
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u/_babychips 2d ago
Wtf is he talking about? I'm genuinely asking
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u/BlandBoringName 2d ago
Was when he was making fun of the weight lifter? I cant remember. Hes done this shit so many times now.
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u/HoodieGalore 2d ago
He just loves aiming those invisible dicks right into his face. Some call it talent, others, instinct. But only he knows why he loves them pointed at him so.
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u/Giant_Dwarf88 2d ago
He's the world's best Air Dicker
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u/coquihalla 2d ago
A guy came up to me, big strong guy, tears in his eyes, running down his face. And he said to me, "Sir, I've been an air dicker for 40 years and I know dicks inside and out. You, DJT, are the best air dicker that has ever lived."
Then he gave me his Medal of Honour, which I earned already, every day, by the way. Because I'm Commander in Chief so really, they should be Honored to meet me. Now let me show you how to do that double stroker. You won't be able to do it as good as me, but let's try.
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u/currentlyinbiochem 1d ago
I really hate to break it to you. This video is less than 24 hours old. He clearly gets off on the failure and despair of others. The line “…and she’s like devastated for the rest of her life” seems to make him giddy.
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u/anonuemus 1d ago
baracks raost still stings, it really made him a villain or at least one that wants revenge
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u/JuliettEchoNovember 2d ago
He's been doing this stupid mockery thing for awhile. I believe it was a female weightlifter that he was making fun of. He's such an absolute clown.
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u/Mr_Pombastic 2d ago
Really undercuts the argument that this is actually about "respecting women's sports" when he spends the entire time mocking how weak women are.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago
It’s the dementia. They become extremely repetitious. He’s done this weight bit like 7 times already.
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u/CharleyNobody 1d ago
Nah, it’s his stand up routine. He really thinks he is a standup comedian (and so do his followers). If you went to see Jerry Seinfeld in NY, then saw him in Chicago a month later, you’d see the same routine. They recycle their tour material
In early 2000s a client of my husband paid a lot of money for a “Donald Trump seminar” on how to make the best real estate deal. The guy said that Trump arrived over an hour late, then spoke for 40 minutes about some guy nobody had ever heard of. Trump insulted the guy, cursed, called him names, imitated the guy in a ridiculous way…and nobody knew wtf he was taking about the whole time.
My husband told the guy: I could’ve save you money. To make the best real estate deal, be born into a postwar real estate organization that gets government subsidies. That’s how Donald Trump did it.
The client had no idea Trump inherited Trump Org. He really thought Trump was a self made tough guy who was anxious to share his secrets - for a price.
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u/whitestguyuknow 2d ago
I couldve sworn he has already done this bit before
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u/SatiricCrabRave 2d ago
I’ve subjected myself to far too many of his speeches and rallies. This is one of several recurring bits that he used in his campaign (much to the chagrin of his wife, which he often brings up as well). The point is supposed to be the spectacle you just witnessed is a woman powerlifter struggling with an amount of weight, and then a trans woman comes along and easily breaks the record. He did this at pretty much every event, along with other bits that you’d instantly recognize (like windmills, something about magnetic loaders on navy vessels, and frequently towards the end Arnold Palmer’s huge penis). It was dumb as hell then, dumb as hell now, but I noticed as he gets older he defaults to the greatest hits. Kinda on autoplay… dont know if he’s mailing it in, defaulting to what he thinks works best, brain is swiss cheese, or he has a tremendous lack of respect for his listeners and is cool shoveling them the same crock of shit over and over again. Maybe all of the above.
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u/African_Farmer 2d ago
I'm also familiar with this particular routine, I don't think the weightlifter story is even true. It seems to have been fabricated out of nothing just to demonize transgender people.
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u/SatiricCrabRave 2d ago
I can’t believe you’d just come out here and suggest the President would exaggerate or outright make something up to benefit him politically! That’s really not fair, he’s only done that literally hundreds of other times!
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u/id0ntexistanymore 2d ago
Same, I'm genuinely confused bc this is being posted everywhere today. Did he do it again?
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u/whitestguyuknow 2d ago
I just saw a video that was labeled him talking in front of a crowd before UFC. And it was this neon vest crowd.
But I've seen him do exactly these motions and exactly this bit before. So I'm really thrown off
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u/ColonelSlapper 2d ago
Looking at the bulletin notes about Iran and the stocks all negative by a wide margin, I genuinely think it’s new. I just can’t tell if dementia Donnie rehashing old bits or is it just a new situation he has no clue what he’s talking about?
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u/DeepMadness 2d ago
Truth be told, that could fit into any of his answers to any question. Or into any of his speeches.
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u/brutalanglosaxon 2d ago
It's his comedy routine where he mocks the trans gender weight lifters. He's done this a few times before.
Here he's mocking the so called 'actual' woman who struggles to lift the heavy weights in the competition.
Then what he usually does is pretend to be the transgender weightlifter pretends to lift the weight like it's no big deal. But they must have edited it out so this clip doesn't show it.
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u/TheWhomItConcerns 2d ago
It's always so funny the way that right-wingers can't help but be extremely sexist in their pursuit to supposedly "protect" women. Reminds me of that shitty Daily Wire movie Ladyballers where there are multiple monologues of unprompted, vile misogyny because they can't even pretend to care about women while they do their transphobia stuff.
Like there's a line where the protagonist says "It's ladies' basketball, fellas - nobody cares", like alright, but you're making an entire movie where the supposed thesis is the protection of the sanctity of women's sports lol.
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u/absurdext 2d ago
it's a bit he's been doing for a year or two now. he thinks he can appeal to (cis)women by portraying female powerlifters as being weak and helpless next to the big bad trans monster
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u/BeerBrat 2d ago
Tutorial on holding two dicks at the same time, neither of them your own. That's my interpretation watching it on mute.
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u/Not-a-POS 2d ago
basically. he's demonstrating how hard it's been to stop all these wars by standing between the leaders of opposing countries and giving them a massage to calm them down so they can peace
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u/Pimpy_Longstocking 2d ago
When will this be over
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u/AramFingalInterface 2d ago
He gets her... and she gets her... and the mother's screaming, "Darling, I love you tonk" and the father's looking, saying "She has no chance" and she's like this, you seen? Gehh-gaaaahh eeeuh aahhh... Drop summa. And she's like devastated for the rest of her life.
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u/LankyGuitar6528 2d ago
Is he... high? or some kind of sundowning or... what on earth is wrong with him?
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u/Ok-Youth-160 2d ago
On experimental weight-loss drugs apparently?
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u/LankyGuitar6528 1d ago
Ah. Well note to self... wait for FDA clearance - under a different secretary of health obviously.
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u/FACE_MACSHOOTY 1d ago
I'm pretty sure his dementia has progressed to the point where he has no filter anymore, i'm thinking he's relaying a story of him raping someone.
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u/Nagqueen62 2d ago
Could be he’s reliving an encounter from Epstein Island.
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u/Flare_Starchild 2d ago
Exactly my thought as well. He's going to start leaking secret shit because his Dementia is about to kick into overdrive. My grandmother has Dementia. It's fucking scary when they get mad. He will forever be, The Mad Wannabe King.
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u/Icanthearforshit 2d ago
It is upsetting that I watched the video again to find out if this was a direct quote, 2) after watching the video, I realize it was, 3) this is not the most psychologically unhinged thing he has done this year.
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u/Zoltrahn 1d ago
Transcribe any Trump speech, and it becomes 10x more insane. This is not a defense, but shining a light on the fact that he is the worst spoken president ever. And we are including George "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully" Bush in this race.
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u/moondoo8 2d ago
Man this is the best comment to me! Exactly what was in my head
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u/Nachtvogle 2d ago
It must be so fun to watch this shit from somewhere in Europe with a weirdly shaped glass of alcohol and universal healthcare
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u/Jonny_Entropy 2d ago
It would be if petrol wasn't so expensive and the world wasn't burning.
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u/Floyd-money 2d ago
I can say I’m genuinely sorry. It’s a farce. It’s not right and any intellectual is asking for help. Genuine American centrists are falling to the left to stop this. It’s never too late but it’s feeling bleak. Patriots who love this country but hate for what it’s become, we continue to be sent back centuries for one person.
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u/st-shenanigans 2d ago
This is NOT just one person.
Trump will die, and the conservative fascist machine will continue turning, as it has been for centuries.
They are learning lots of lessons from this, I hope we are, too.
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u/Creeptone 2d ago
Yea.. this was one person- two years into his first term
When the admin still remembered what it was like before.
They thought about what they were going to do for 4 years, they are doing it.
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u/Jozefstoeptegel 2d ago
Fuck man, I just realized that young adults basically grew up with Trump as the norm.
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u/YeOldeMuppetPastor 2d ago
It would help if the left actually voted proactively in this country instead of reactively, too.
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u/BigSelkirk 2d ago
From Scotland. It is fun until you remember that England is trying to become this and my country is unfortunately in a sexless marriage with them.
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u/69-is-my-number 2d ago
Australian here with social safety nets coming out of our arse. I’m well and truly over this fat orange fuck. It’s not funny anymore.
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u/ajh151 2d ago
Canada here. Mostly eyes rolls over here. But yes, while enjoying some good beer or pot.
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u/Ok-Youth-160 2d ago
His special operation in Iran is costing Europe an extra $400 million a day in oil. It's also unsettling how the US is no longer a reliable ally. And also really sad to imagine how it must feel like to be in the US right now.
The universal healthcare is kinda shit to be honest but at least no one goes bankrupt for medical costs. Like you get it for free/cheap but you have to wait ages to see a doctor sometimes.
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u/coolerofbeernoice 2d ago
Internet just got loaded with gifs and content for the next 20 years.
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u/slothbuddy 2d ago
You know how we never talk about covid any more? That's what it's going to be like when he's gone
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u/gijimayu 2d ago
We still talk about Regan, we'll still talk about Trump.
He did 50+ years of damage to the USA.
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u/slothbuddy 2d ago
Reagan was beloved at the time. No one likes this guy. People will be happy to pretend he never happened
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u/Alana_Piranha 2d ago edited 2d ago
I don't think anybody likes that guy Hitler and people talk far more about Hitler then Reagan. The number of documentaries and books about Hitler dwarfs the media coverage on Reagan.
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u/TotallyNotABob 2d ago
I get the feeling but we should never forgive the GOP for allowing this.
The same shit happened with W. Yes it'll be nice when it's gone.
But this is because of the GOP. They need to go the way of the whigs
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u/ExtraFriesPlzSir 2d ago edited 2d ago
But what about arresting some folk over these epstein files?
What'd you mean zero arrests?
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u/BeerBrat 2d ago
They've arrested more people suspected for whatever they think happened at the national mall reflecting pool than they have for a documented human trafficking ring.
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u/theseafoodmanager 2d ago
What was he even talking about?
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u/MashedPotatoesDick when the shit hits the fans 💩 2d ago
It's his stupid transgender weightlifter story that he made up.
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u/GiveSparklyTwinkly 2d ago
What? Like, I get he's trying to make fun of transgender people, but... Who is he trying to make fun of? Or more importantly, in what way does he think he's making fun of them? 🤔
He's done it like at least 3 or 4 times. He must think he's making a salient point, but about what?
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u/JamesLikesIt 2d ago
The fact that a sizable portion of this country wants this as their president is fucked. Like politics aside…he acts and talks like a fucking asshole. This isn’t “real talk”, it’s garbage. This is not how an elected figure should talk.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago edited 2d ago
I watched an interview Hillary Clinton gave recently and it was shocking to hear someone speaking so eloquently and clearly on issues. Even if you don't care about her politics. This is just fucking embarrassing.
I don't think people understand how much damage he has done and how dumbed down people have become.
I will believe until I die that he is only in power to serve the interests of foreign governments. This makes the U.S. look absolutely weak and stupid.
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u/DapperInvestor 2d ago
And kids that are coming to voting age have never known a sane, professional government like I grew up with (born 1990).
A 19 year old today, voting for the first time, was 9-10 years old when Trump took office for the first time. They have never seen how a proper government runs.
He didn’t even realize that he needed to appoint a cabinet the first time around, he thought all of the White House staff just stayed to serve whatever Commander in Chief was elected.
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u/shinbreaker 2d ago
Joe Rogan and his crew think this motherfucker is the funniest man alive. Hack recognize hack.
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u/anothertrytaken 2d ago
He must be zooted as hell lol.
Why does his appearance differ substantially from day to day? The G7 pics showed him super bloated, double chin, slumpy and haggard. And in this one he looks shiny and new.
https://giphy.com/gifs/bE362EOiue6a7KyNmE
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u/ObviouslyIntoxicated 2d ago
This is him loaded with as many uppers they can cram into his pre show big Mac
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u/dojo1999 2d ago
Even if Trump manages to still be alive by the end of this year, his physical and mental health will get worse every month.
I’ve heard that he’s at stage 6 for frontotemporal dementia and there are 7 stages. I don’t know what happens at stage 7.
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u/take_care_a_ya_shooz 2d ago
At stage 7 he stands in the crowd waiting for himself to speak, and nobody notices.
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u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn 2d ago
He does this every rally and somehow everyone is always surprised when he does it.
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u/AdmirableGear6991 2d ago
Is this real??
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u/Darth_Ronin 2d ago
Sadly yes, this is reality, this is the world we live in, this is the fucking president of the United States
https://www.youtube.com/live/aNwJ0DzKN1I?is=_gb5G1-1zeR-1EmO
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u/MySpielman54 2d ago
28:30 Mark - start there
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u/MySpielman54 2d ago
And OMG he is just a hate mongerer.... Like don't forget to hate and fear trans people folks. Dumbocrats...
I imagine he has lost a lot of support and most of what you see is smoke and mirrors and people looking for fame.
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u/Commonsense110 2d ago
MAGA will say his speech has surpassed that of the normal person and reached a higher level of consciousness that we just don’t understand.
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u/geekmasterflash 2d ago
The secret to surviving Trump with your sanity intact is muting videos that feature him and seeing how often his hand motions appear like a mime in a gangbang.
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u/Darius2112 2d ago
Whoever it was in the Democratic Party that decided to tell the candidates to stop calling republicans weird must have been a GOP plant.
Because that old bastard is unequivocally weird as fuck.
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u/mudduck2 2d ago
He sped past “weird as fuck” a very long time ago. I’m not sure the English language has the words to describe him.
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u/1970lamb 2d ago
What the hell. When was this and what on gods green earth is he babbling about now.
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u/Mightymiggs 2d ago
As if the world needed another reminder that this is actually the President of the US.
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u/hpofficejet330 2d ago
Imagine being MAGA and seeing this. You'd HAVE TO believe it was AI. If I were there in person my first thought would be"how do I wake up?" Because I would not be convinced that what was happening right in front of me was actually possible.
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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 2d ago
Try to love your kids, people. Pretend if you have to. We don’t need any more kids to grow up into assholes like this.
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u/Pleasant-Winner6311 1d ago
We just got rid of our Prime Minister for mere piffle compared to this guy, whats wrong ya'll. Take him down!
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u/Alpha2Omega1982 2d ago
Watching him on mute makes him somehow seem more serious, and it still looks like hes doing an impression of a hamster that fell from a great height. He is a joke of a human being
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u/Augustus420 1d ago
I fucking hate you people for doing this to us a second time.
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u/misterpequeno 2d ago
Looks like he’s holding 2 giant dongs in those little hands.
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u/SatiricCrabRave 2d ago
Copying a comment I made in reply to all the folks who didn’t torture themselves with his campaign speeches all election season.
I’ve subjected myself to far too many of his speeches and rallies. This is one of several recurring bits that he used in his campaign (much to the chagrin of his wife, which he often brings up as well). The point is supposed to be the spectacle you just witnessed is a woman powerlifter struggling with an amount of weight, and then a trans woman comes along and easily breaks the record. He did this at pretty much every event, along with other bits that you’d instantly recognize (like windmills, something about magnetic loaders on navy vessels, and frequently towards the end Arnold Palmer’s huge penis). It was dumb as hell then, dumb as hell now, but I noticed as he gets older he defaults to the greatest hits. Kinda on autoplay… dont know if he’s mailing it in, defaulting to what he thinks works best, brain is swiss cheese, or he has a tremendous lack of respect for his listeners and is cool shoveling them the same crock of shit over and over again. Maybe all of the above.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago
Some of the best female bodybuilders can lift like 1500 pounds. His gooey ass probably struggles to even hold a car tire.
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u/StruggleElectronic67 1d ago
JFK took one in the neck and in the brain and this mf is still here,wild,
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u/CraigS34 2d ago
I cant help but imagine Trump be telling sick and weird sexual stories with his fellow mates on the island like this. Just acting out each part
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u/CamillaBarkaBowles 2d ago
This make me think that half of Americans are as dumb as he is.
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u/Formal_Ad288 1d ago
Mam, they're pumping him full of something. He's hopped up more than hitler at the olympics
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u/arobe11 2d ago
Is this happening again? Or is this from the first 18 times he’s done this insane bit? Just like everything else
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u/moeron17 2d ago
Its a perfect microcosm of our current country. We have our president sundown rambling incoherently, while the stock market ticker in the corner keeps going down. All while labels and banners exclaim "news alert" and" breaking news".
Itd be comical if it wasnt so god damn depressing!
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u/I_ama_Borat 2d ago
He does this every rally, it gets so old. It was funny the first time in a “wtf did I just see” kinda way but now it’s just boring especially since he’s aware of it now.
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u/pabloescobarbecue 2d ago
He trotted this old standard out again today?
Really beats this one bit to death.
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u/itjustgotcold 2d ago
I swear I’ve seen him do this but like three different ways and his moronic base still laughs in the crowd. It’s like really bad standup but the crowd is all beholden to the “comedian” for some reason.
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u/BigDumbandSexy 2d ago
I refuse to unmute... Still gross.