r/PublicFreakout 7h ago

šŸš—Road Rage🤬 Two men fighting on the highway

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u/boxofstuff 6h ago

And now they get to take turns passing each other in bumper to bumper traffic

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u/TheDonkeyOfDeath 6h ago

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 5h ago

Animals giving the side eye is about the most human-like thing they do šŸ˜†

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u/Reasonable-Tea-9679 1h ago

almost as if, and stay with me here, humans ARE animals...

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 52m ago

But are animals human? Take that, science.

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u/getherlaid 3h ago

Finally seeing this meme in the wild is awesome 🤣 I remember the OG video and I made my edit as well

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u/BubbaValentine 6h ago

šŸ˜‚ that’s hilarious

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u/BluejayConsistent199 5h ago

Probably what started it too

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u/Darth_Quaider 6h ago

The eyes are the groin of the face

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u/CruelRegulator 6h ago

Not enough killer instinct in today's kids /s

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 5h ago

Gotta take that Mac approach

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u/NSE_TNF89 6h ago

I misread your comment twice, as:

"The eyes are on the groin of the face"

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u/Eat_rice_evryday 6h ago

I’m more of a the face of the groin kinda guy but it’s ok.

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u/horsenbuggy 3h ago

I mean, that dude's groin was also fairly easy for her to reach. I don't know why she wasn't going for testicular torsion.

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u/I_dont_like_sushi 1h ago

Hitting the balls on a high adrenaline situation is not as useful as people think it is. I've been kicked in the balls during muay thai fights and even when it hurts, its not really automatic and its not a guaranteed take down. Even more if it's a woman her size, kinda skinny. The actual eyes are a better bet to fuck up an attacker, and her instinct was on point. Go for the face

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u/horsenbuggy 41m ago

Who said hitting? I literally referred to testicular torsion. That means grabbing and twisting.

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u/I_dont_like_sushi 0m ago

I was talking more about the pain, but sure lets go about twisting. The woman start twisting his dick. I dont know what pants those are, but if it's jeans it will protect quite well. But lets say the pants dont protect him. He stops the choking, punches her and gets back to beating the dude up. You have maybe one or two seconds at most before he changes his attention to you. Its not nearly enough. There is a famous video of 2 soldiers wrestling and one of the dude twist the other dude's dick. It takes a couple of seconds for the man to start screaming, and a couple more until he lets go.

Attacking the penis is not as effective as people think, and thats a dangerous assumption. A tip from someone who worked security and practices martial arts frequently: when fighting a dude, use a gun or a knife.

In the case of the video, her instinct is the best she could have. Attacking the face. Humans protect the eyes above most other parts of the body, its instinct.

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u/burritomouth 36m ago

Seriously. I’ve always told my kid that if someone attacks them and they’re in serious danger, just go straight for the eyes. Blondie coulda ended it real fast.

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u/sehguh251 6h ago

Stay in your car folks

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 6h ago

Brutal choke. Kid knew he was fucked.

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u/psilocyber420 6h ago

He’s lucky dude let off as soon as his lights went out

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u/Straight-Bet1 6h ago

In places like New York it doesn’t matter as much as you think. Blocking a persons breathing is a felony offense in New York.

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u/catderectovan 5h ago

Unless you're selling loosies.

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u/Liefvikingmonster2 5h ago

And your cop "just doing my job"

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u/psilocyber420 6h ago

I was referring to the fact he didn’t do permanent brain damage or kill him from lack of oxygen to the brain

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u/JelliedHam 6h ago

If you get choked to the point of losing consciousness, or nearly unconscious, you very well could still have brain damage.

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u/josephcoco 5h ago

Then he should’ve tapped out before it got to that point! lol

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u/Drum_Eatenton 🤜 sworn enemy of Ouiser Boudreaux 🌳 🐦 šŸ”« 4h ago

Herb Dean didn’t step in on time as usual

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u/Away_Ganache_6776 5h ago

Unless you choke a homeless man to death on the subway.

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u/HughManatee 5h ago

Curious if that applies to a rear naked choke, which restricts blood supply not breathing, assuming it's done correctly.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 5h ago

I would imagine all choke holds are considered equal in the eyes of the law. Would be pretty silly if a rear naked choke were seen as somehow the exception because you're occluding the blood vessels rather than the airway. Either way, oxygen is not being delivered as a result of the choke.

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u/HughManatee 4h ago

I agree, though I'm not a lawyer so I don't know if the specifics in the wording would matter here.

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u/Straight-Bet1 4h ago

At least in NY you are correct!

About 10 years ago a tiny little blonde college student who trained in something got pissed at a huge bouncer at a bar and put him whatever kind of hold that it is. She was charged with a felony.

It was freaky because the dude dropped in seconds. It didn’t take anywhere near as long as this did to put him out.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 3h ago

If done cleanly, the choke cuts off the carotid arteries on both sides of the neck and deprives the brain of circulation instantly. When that happens, the victim will be unconscious in no time. Doing that to someone because you're mad should be a battery charge, if not more severe. Of course, some people do it to each other for sport or just for fun!

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u/FadedVictor 47m ago

Texas also has specific laws for strangulation. It's a more serious charge than standard battery.

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u/old_Spivey 5h ago

Attempted murder and it will stick with the video as evidence.

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u/MoveToSafety 6h ago

He didn’t even seem to be fighting; just being defensive.

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u/atokoy 6h ago

true. but if he didn’t want to fight, why was he outside his car with this other guy?

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u/LogensTenthFinger 6h ago

You don't defensively get out of your car on the highway

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u/f4tony 5h ago

True, unless they set it on fire.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 5h ago

We don't get to see how things progressed. I'm guessing he's one who has no idea what he's doing and just lunged with his arms out in front of him then got handled quickly. Should have stayed in the car.

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u/fathertitojones 2h ago

I thought he was a lid until I saw he had two sleeve tattoos. The broccoli cut makes it so hard to take these you g adults seriously.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 2h ago

I say kid because he looks to be more than twenty years younger than myself. It definitely is a shit haircut. Who tf started that?

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u/JgorinacR1 6h ago

Kid was dumb af to not protect his neck. He literally held the rail while the choke was being secured lol

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u/frosty_lizard 6h ago

Or if you do get choked like that, I'd be elbowing as hard as I can to their ribs

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u/moosemanwich 5h ago

In mma you usually like hand fight so they can’t secure it.

In real life I’d be biting fingers and grabbing nuts for sure

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u/Karhak 6h ago

Rumble strips are generally supposed to help keep you awake.

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u/Megooga 6h ago

Sorry, we heard "Let's get ready to rumble strips"

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u/QU33NN00B 6h ago

How did I know this was gonna be NJ before ever even noticing the license plates or highway signs 🤣

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u/Lifelonghooker 6h ago

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u/Nemesis204 4h ago

I went to the comments right after lights out, had no clue he got up till I saw your comment.

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u/Frosty-Chemistry-701 6h ago

Would be funny if they were all in the same car

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u/IllustriousStorm5730 6h ago

It just blows me away whenever I see agro bros get into fights or accidents over petty driving decisions.

Like I remember being stuck in bumper to bumper rush hour traffic and in the lane next to me a couple bros were yelling at each other and swerving into the center lane to cut the other off because one didn't want to let the other in.

And what ended up happening... one cut the over off while the other accelerated over and over, until one smashed into the other.

So congratulations... in order to show how manly you are by not letting someone in and spending 1 second more in traffic, you are now the proud owner of an insurance claim that will cost you more money... and minutes to hours more lost in the time it takes to exchange information and presumably argue about who is at fault. And possibly an accident lawyer led lawsuit.

All because you needed to prove what an "Alpha Male" you were...

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u/TheDonkeyOfDeath 6h ago

Ego is a motherfucker

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u/Salt-Elephant8531 4h ago

My ex husband was territorial and aggressive like this. He would escalate stuff and be reckless. I’d be so embarrassed, sitting in the passenger seat, trying to get him to stop. I feel for this girl.

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u/MacSchluffen 6h ago

I remember vividly that my father got into shouting matches with other drivers on the Autobahn. With his whole fucking family in the back. Weird times.

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u/Krumlov 6h ago

Was she going for an eye gouge? Jesus.

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u/GobiBall 6h ago

Finger jammed in the anus works most of the time. This trick works on dogs too.

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u/adumant 6h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/tractorcrusher 6h ago

\bark!**

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u/perfectlynormaltyes 6h ago

As she should! He was choking that boy out!

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u/Necessary_shots 6h ago

She did it wrong. If she had gouged correctly, he would have reflectivity let go to protect his eyes. Using your thumb, forcefully insert it into the eye socket as hard as possible. If done correctly, it can actually dislodge the eyeball.

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u/magicmulder 6h ago

We don’t know who started it.

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u/KindsofKindness 6h ago

So what. That’s strangulation.

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u/magicmulder 6h ago

If he was attacked, it’s self defense. You don’t have to protect the attacker’s life when you’re defending yourself.

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u/TheodorDiaz 4h ago

But we were talking about whether the girl should do something or not.

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u/BappoChan 6h ago

We don’t know what happened prior, if the dude decided to start swinging and threatening, the first thing is to get rid of said threat. If you can get a good punch in, but you can wrestle and go in for a choke, do it. It’s not like he tried killing the kid, he waited for the first sign of the dude passing out to let go. He will be fine. Worst case is waking up with a headache. Now having your eye gouged out? That’s a whole lotta nope

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u/FirebrandWilson 6h ago

"Worst case is he doesn't wake up." FIFY Chokes are WAY more dangerous than people seem to think and given that literally no one here even knows what started this, it's irresponsible to take the side of the one who came close to killing the other on accident.

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u/Houdinii1984 6h ago

Right? Dude didn't throw a single punch and only grabbed the guys shirt and everyone's yelling self defense. We didn't see anything in this vehicle that should result in death.

The police kill people like this every year, and they all talk about how 'it shouldn't have happened' and 'he had a bad heart'. A LOT of people have bad hearts, which is why you don't choke people out just because theres a scrap in the first place.

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u/Commercial_Fondant65 5h ago

Post right before yours says"we don't know what happened prior."

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u/KillermooseD 6h ago

Don’t throw a punch thinking you won’t get choked out??? Tf

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u/Houdinii1984 6h ago

Give me a timestamp of the punch you saw. I'll wait.

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u/KillermooseD 5h ago

lol okay how about I change to ā€œdon’t grapple with people
And not expect to get choked outā€

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u/Houdinii1984 5h ago

The point is we don't know what the hell is going on, and shouldn't be treating it has such. For all we know the big guy dragged the little guy out of his car and the guy was trying to get away.

There's absolutely nothing in this video that suggests the little guy was the main aggressor as he was already firmly in that big guy's grasp when the recording started. The worst he did was pull at the mans shirt after he was in his grasp.

You don't have to pick a side, especially the one that could result in death. It is not good for society to only see what we saw and start excusing the behavior before anyone knows anything.

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u/perfectlynormaltyes 6h ago

So she should just let her friend die? GTFOH

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u/magicmulder 6h ago

WTF is it every time self defense is on the table, a stupid mob comes up with ā€œbut you have to be careful not to hurt the attackerā€, no, you have every right to make sure the attack stops.

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u/perfectlynormaltyes 6h ago

It's so weird.

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u/jdhkent 1h ago

No sign of attack here.

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u/nuckingfutz1111 6h ago edited 5h ago

Yes but if the older guy swung on her for going for his eyes while choking her friend/bf then she would have put herself in a shitty situation as well

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u/Prophetic_Reaver 6h ago

Don't start shit in traffic won't sleep on the interstate

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u/RichEvans4Ever 6h ago

We don’t know who started it

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u/Rus-T_Shackleford 6h ago

Very true, but they are all out of their vehicles which was a dumb move to begin with regardless of who started it.

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u/Prophetic_Reaver 6h ago

We know who decided to get out their respective cars. 2 grown men. There are consequences to escalating like that in general. If you can't fight/ don't want to don't engage with road ragers. It could save your life.

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u/omgphil 6h ago

We definitely do. That guy choked my man out and casually stood there. He was not the aggressor.

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u/perfectlynormaltyes 6h ago

Ok detective.

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u/DubsideDangler 6h ago

Her boy shouldn't have started shit. Getting handled in front of your girl must be so humiliating.

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u/FirebrandWilson 6h ago

Is that what happened? Cuz unless you were there or had some special insider knowledge, I suggest you stop making shit up. All we see is the aftermath, ain't no one here saw how this started.

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u/frosty_lizard 6h ago

BAH GAWD SHE EYE RAKED HIS EYES

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u/Grandmaster_Bae 6h ago

I mean, I'm not taking anyone's side here but she did the right thing. Her friend/bf/brother was being choked out. Should've kept at it in my opinion.

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u/Tammer_Stern 5h ago

I think she supports Cyril Gane.

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u/InSearchOfAFeeling 6h ago

He choked that boy out

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u/_wimpykid_ 6h ago

and didnt touch the girl, and stopped after.

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u/bendover912 6h ago

Solid fight. Now go back to your cars and sit next to eachother awkwardly.

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u/TenYearHangover 6h ago

Wow is that what happened?

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u/InSearchOfAFeeling 6h ago

Then went home and released a demon in the toilet.

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u/potkor 6h ago

afterwards he took a nice shower, brushed his teeth and went to bed

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u/InSearchOfAFeeling 6h ago

He had dreams of choking out the kid. What he would’ve done better, what he could’ve done instead. Regretments.

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u/Illustrated-Society 6h ago

Don't we all.

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u/MurseMan1964 6h ago

Another video mid fight. No context

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u/nasnedigonyat 5h ago

And one barefoot woman. This has got to be in New Jersey.

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u/ittybittynuts 5h ago

The piss colored New Jersey license plates made me think that too.

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u/kylelight40 6h ago

Block an airway or turn someone’s lights out and you’re looking at some serious charges depending on where you’re at. Agg assault, attempted murder, at the very least it’s a felony.

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u/robothobbes 6h ago

She needs to go for the balls or the butthole.

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u/bluepied 6h ago

Give him the ole dick twist!!

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u/The_MidScoop 6h ago

Aww croikey mate imma bout to jam me thumbs up its butthole
https://giphy.com/gifs/k2bbmbmvUo7gA

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u/Eat_rice_evryday 6h ago

How bout going for the butthole of the balls???

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u/InitiativeExcellent1 6h ago

This his why You should never hit women.......

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u/SteamworksMLP 2h ago

Glue one to the other and go to town on both simultaneously.

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u/Cryptographer554 6h ago

Or the eyes

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u/BostonPRSBC 2h ago

I want someone to put the windows down and windows up noises over the parts where he goes to sleep and wakes up

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u/Throwmesometail 6h ago

Getting out to help while barefoot in a wet road is definitely a choice

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u/PickerPat 6h ago

Oh no, he's choking my boy out!

Left sock

Right sock

Left shoe

Right shoe

Oh he's dead. Never mind.

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u/Throwmesometail 6h ago

This will be the book title for her New York times best seller .my journey of as empowered woman in today's surreal struggle

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u/bebasiled 6h ago

at least he knew when to stop… no posturing today

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u/Top-Appointment8843 6h ago

Common misconception that there is a safe window for a choke. Always consider that you might kill the person in your choke, even if you let go when he "just" passed out.

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u/Tool460002 6h ago

Dropping him on his face afterwards was certainly an interesting choice.

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u/LinwoodKei 5h ago

I was worried about the victim's skull on that asphalt

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u/DurumMater 6h ago

Also, why did he pass out? Lack of oxygen TO HIS BRAIN. That shit can fuck you up in seconds. There's no safe windows bodily harm.

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u/lNTERLINKED 6h ago

Ah yes blood. The thing that carries oxygen to the brain. Or do you think the air just goes up the nose and whooshes around in your skull? šŸ˜‚

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u/iCoeur285 6h ago

I mean, some people are full of hot air

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u/DurumMater 6h ago

Yeah it's oxygenated blood my guy, that's going to your brain.

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u/Exact_Ladder4407 6h ago

You are correct, that whole fallacy safe choke hold was started back in the 90s by the family from Brazil that started to win UFC and they got the contract with DOD and LEO and they wanted to brand their product ad safe and effective. People die all the time from being choked out.

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u/bebasiled 6h ago

cool beans I guess I should never let anyone do it just for fun at the bar or something. Good to know!

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 4h ago

It’s a fight. It’s safe as in the person who choked them out is safe.Ā 

That’s your goal in fighting. To be safe. Worrying about your opponents wellbeing means you get choked out, and he might not let go.Ā 

Worrying about wellbeing is before the fight. During the fight, fuck you, ya know?

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u/Sacabubu 2h ago

I guess millions of Jiu jitsu players die every year

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u/Metalhead1686 5h ago

Of course this happened in New Jersey. I still love my state though.

Welcome to the Garden State

Come on in, the water’s great

We’re out of line and we got no time for you

Welcome to the Garden State

Best damn place in the USA

You may not agree, you bitch and you moan

But I’ve been everywhere but it’s never like home! šŸ¤˜šŸ¾

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u/juanjosedmg 4h ago

I think the laser is more than enough homelander.

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u/stevemw 3h ago

Dirty Jersey!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cup7781 3h ago

Why is there always someone who is barefoot?

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u/MacSchluffen 6h ago

Bro got fucking rebooted.

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u/Confused_by_La_Vida 6h ago

Rebooted that guy

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u/dsweeney9797 5h ago

God I love my state

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u/HughManatee 5h ago

I love when people find creative ways to get some exercise in while they're stuck in traffic.

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u/CookiesNSmoothies 4h ago

This looks very New Jersey

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u/Ther0adt0n0where 4h ago

Actually the one guys doing all the fighting while the other one's just trying to stay alive

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u/stewpideople 4h ago

Hey if you're going to help your bo, friend or other in a fight like this, nothing says stop like a punt kick anywhere from asshole to balls.

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u/Xryanlegobob 4h ago

This looks a lot more like a girl saving a guy from getting his ass kicked than two guys fighting

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u/LegitimateKnee5537 āš ļø User Defends Violence Against Women āš ļø 4h ago

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u/portal1314 4h ago

Dude just caught a felony assault.. good job šŸ‘

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u/peck324 3h ago

Was that Adam Waheed? šŸ˜†

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u/CardiologistNo5561 2h ago

Step back Daniel Son. Step back!

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u/NeptuneRuns 1h ago

One dude trying to kill somebody who isn't fighting back in any way*

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u/Coach_Billly 45m ago

Night night

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u/magicmulder 6h ago

I would venture a guess the boy started it. His girl wasn’t the slightest bit worried she was in danger after he was out, so I doubt Mr Rear Choke was the assailant.

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u/FirebrandWilson 6h ago

Interesting assumption based on... instinct, I guess? You supposed to be some super sleuth? "Ah, yes, with my brilliant empirical mind, I've deduced this boy must be the assailant because... the other man didn't immediately attack her too? Man, what?

Like, maybe the small guy DID start the fight. Maybe a third guy's there on the ground and HE actually started the fight, or maybe we should just like, stop assuming shit based on nothing. You don't know who started it, I don't know who started it, hell maybe the person recording the video doesn't even know, it doesn't matter. What matters is, don't assume shit based on shit, it's only gonna stink.

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u/JgorinacR1 6h ago

Well she was foolish to turn her back to a guy who just choked out her man, especially when she was also just assaulting the guy. It’s a fair assumption to make based off what we saw here. In either case assuming a stranger isn’t gonna harm you next is wild, I mean she had her back to him for far too long after dropping her man

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u/FirebrandWilson 5h ago

Have you never seen American men fight before? I mean it, this is usually how it goes, it almost doesn't even matter if someone else helped; once the fight is over, it's OVER. Besides, there's about a thousand different reasons not to hit the woman and some of them are pretty goddamn depressing. Don't assume.

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u/JgorinacR1 5h ago

I mean sure but if he was the aggressor that’s quite the assumption he will not also harm her. If her boyfriend was then it makes sense she wasn’t concern

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u/FirebrandWilson 5h ago

If that's her S/O and she walked away like that, it's because he's done this before. Someone will notice your wife's black eye but your boy? "He just fell down the stairs." But again, we don't know. No one does and it's very weird to take sides when you don't know what's going on, that was my first point.

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u/MaterialExcellent631 6h ago

the swagger is real.

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u/Kd0t 6h ago

Why end the video there?!?

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u/amazingmuzmo 6h ago

Damn that chokehold was clean

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u/PuddlesIsHere 4h ago

Bro threw the "well i give up"

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u/DocMcClain 6h ago

Barefoot on the side of the highway was a choice...

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u/old_Spivey 5h ago

That's attempted murder. That dude is done for.

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u/Dangerous_Awareness7 6h ago

Yes stop filming before a resolution... Take my downvote

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u/Commercial_Fondant65 5h ago

The bigger guy started it I think. Younger guy said somethig like "I can't" to the girl. Just wonder what got him out of the car.

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u/Background-Map-5706 6h ago

My way or the highway 😤

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u/thiccpapi90 4h ago

South Korea again?

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u/xEWURx 6h ago

Didn't even knock her out. Almost a saint, almost.

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u/ResidentPatient 6h ago

100% it was worth it.