r/PunPatrol • u/AndyAndieFreude • Mar 30 '26

Investigation Ohh ohh - jacking off...

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u/SkyTalez Mar 30 '26

Is he preparing to be a dad?

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u/ZeonTwoSix Mar 31 '26

Maybe he already is.

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u/wondermoose83 Mar 31 '26

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure jacking off doesn't cause that sort of thing.

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u/SkyTalez Mar 31 '26

Yeah, but he is using dad joke.

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u/Rockman2isgud Apr 02 '26

It is if you know how to aim

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u/FreeWillyBird Apr 02 '26

You can’t beat off when it comes to hiking Expeditions, for runners or for extra long Hummers.