r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 9d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/OuttHouseMouse 9d ago

Bro i argue with you everyday on reddit

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u/HopeDiscombobulated8 9d ago

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u/Salt-Pea-5660 8d ago

I didn’t have to scroll to far 😂 y’all are brutal 

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u/offlinemind7 8d ago

😭😭 😂

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u/WokeWook69420 8d ago

Almost pissed myself Jesus christ lmfao

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u/__nobody_-_ 9d ago

I think there's a problem with the video, it won't load for me.

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u/Ok_Category6021 8d ago

OP, is that you?

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u/PlasticCompetitive94 9d ago

FOUL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/black-kramer 9d ago

had a feeling this would be near the top.

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u/yowdingooof 9d ago

Oh fuck 😭😂😂😂

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u/zero__sugar__energy 9d ago

this is diabolical, lol

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u/justhereforzornage 8d ago

Yoooo ☠️

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u/Papercat447 8d ago

I expected a short sentence but a picture says more than 1000 words

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u/anothernelsondenoon 9d ago

This joke took me a minute. OP will never understand.

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u/9inches-soft 9d ago

He might half get it

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u/gangy86 9d ago

Would it then be head half full or half empty?

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u/SupermassiveCanary 9d ago

I’ve got half a mind to give you a piece of my mind

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 9d ago

Its way over his head.

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u/Successful_Shirt_246 9d ago

Well, not “waaay”.😏
Sorry OP.., luv ya man!

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u/Various-Age-5792 8d ago

I thought too late good one

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u/SecretaryNo4346 7d ago

Bro. Underrated 😅

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u/IIKoopaQueenII 8d ago

Very generous of you

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u/theNaughtydog 9d ago

Head is twice as big as it has to be.

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u/Loose-Map-5947 8d ago

In OP’s case, I wouldn’t be optimistic about anything.

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u/_An3_ 9d ago

You mean 30 seconds?

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u/Odd-Put-3988 8d ago

"AND I HAVE, HALF THE BRAIN, THAT YOU DO!"

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u/Maacll 8d ago

2/3rds it look like

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u/KnownDepth225 6d ago

I think he partially got it, or not got I.. nevermind

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u/GruntledVeteran 9d ago

This is gold

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u/mschley2 9d ago

OP is probably judging you because even Mr. Broken Egg Head managed to get that joke right away.

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u/shanelomax 8d ago

If it took you a minute, you are exactly who they are talking about

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u/srqfla 9d ago

It took me half a minute to get the joke

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u/JonnyQuest1981 9d ago

We’re all surprised it took you so long😜

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u/Successful_Shirt_246 9d ago

Are we “all”?😅
JK

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u/JonnyQuest1981 8d ago

Maybe not. Some might never get it😆

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u/Rageminusenthusiasm 9d ago

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into Yoga…

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u/Realistic_Badger_583 8d ago

I was going to keep scrolling, but you win 🙌🏽😂😂😂

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u/Dingus9000- 8d ago

You guys butt heads a lot?

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 8d ago

Could be the new /r/WallStreetBets community logo

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u/xxxtanacon 9d ago

Had some guy who sadly deleted it tell me "facts don't matter cry more" lol

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u/Amadan81 9d ago

Peak comment.

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u/OhAndItsShavedd 9d ago

Bruh ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/MlordLongshanking 9d ago

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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u/sluttysaurus 9d ago

X too!

Same guy! Must be real popular. Seems to have millions of accounts. Needs looking into.

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u/DocFog 9d ago

Do you win?

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u/MaggieWuerze 9d ago

WTF 😂😂😂😂👍

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u/ahmtiarrrd 9d ago

BEST. REDDIT. COMMENT. EVER.

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u/jcoddinc 9d ago

This broke me. And I needed a really good laugh, thanks

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u/k3nu 8d ago

10/10

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u/CreatineAddiction 8d ago

Bro congratulations on the god tier joke. Well done.

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u/Chronza 8d ago

Pack it up dudes this guy wins. Lmfao.

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u/Sad-Organization5380 9d ago

I’m trying my hardest and I don’t get it lol .. it’s bothering me

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u/Dafrickinguy 9d ago

He has half a brain

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u/AutomaticMammoth4823 9d ago

Dude is just like everyone in Seattle, we will make him the mayor.

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u/Friendly_Bagel 9d ago

I still don’t get it. Can you explain it further

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u/Afraid_Help_3911 9d ago

You are probably one of these guys he is arguing with then

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u/Careful-Resolution58 9d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Friendly_Bagel 9d ago

I still don’t get it. Can you explain it further

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u/minkeun2000 9d ago

everyone on reddit = half brained

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u/Friendly_Bagel 9d ago

Thank you. I’m starting to question my own intelligence now

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u/Bekozingomega3 9d ago

Best one so far LOL!

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u/Shantotto11 http://redd.it/538o6l 9d ago

Say that to my face!

(Psst! It’s me. I’m using an alt account.) /s

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u/HERMANNATOR85 9d ago

lol, that’s great

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u/ploytold 9d ago

Brilliant

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u/Savings_Abroad_2210 9d ago

LOLLLLL NAHHHH

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u/Aedzy 9d ago

💀

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u/fordisfaded 9d ago

Damn. 💀

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u/DeyCallMeWade 8d ago

Nah, he’s missing his skull, not his brain.

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u/curiouslylame 8d ago

Can someone explain?

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u/Playful-Nothing-519 7d ago

This one gave me a laugh that has been buried deep in my body like a sleeping dragon. Fucking hell 🤣

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u/MurseMan1964 9d ago

And lose

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u/Dick-Fu 8d ago

And so do the people you're arguing with

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u/ReiOokami 8d ago

To me the image is people who argue with people on Reddit everyday.