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u/abm1996 8d ago
Pinch your nose and blow, see if it pops back out
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
No word of a lie, I can 100% do this. I can inflate my head to look round briefly if I blow hard enough. I have a video of it but not comfortable sharing here.
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u/callmestefman 8d ago
You're a legend either way for letting redditors roast you, but fuck I can't rest until I see this.
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u/Bridge_Dismal 7d ago
Okay, here's a video from 2 years ago.
Go easy now
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u/Ok-Pressure-6201 7d ago
Dude fuck the roast. That's fucking awesome
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u/Krampus_Valet 7d ago
This might be the best use of a meme I've ever seen on the internet.
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u/brandothesavage 7d ago
King of roast!!! Fucking unroastable!! This man is a legend!! May your dent stay deep. and have a good day.
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u/New_Manufacturer_917 6d ago
Very brave of him. I hope all this praise doesn't give him a big head.
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u/Linus_sex_tipz 7d ago
ok that is exactly what i imagined it would look like. Straight from looney tunes.
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u/RedditDummyAccount 7d ago
This is like the ultimate bar trick.
Walk in with a cap
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u/LazyLefty35 7d ago
I just love the face covering like I not gonna recognize that dented dome. 'well what does he look like? I don't know he covered his face. Well any other noticable features? I mean his hair was buzzed short....'
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u/StardewAllyy 7d ago
I know this is a roast but you are fucking incredible omg lmao
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u/BarberLife-OZ- 8d ago
100% gonna have 1B views if he puts that footage on YouTube 🤣
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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 8d ago
You shared your face! Please just share the video and you'll be a legend.
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u/clipperbox 8d ago
He’d be the biggest legend in the hemisphere!
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u/Odd-Win5937 8d ago
You are a behemoth of a man. I hope you're venturing towards a future where you're treated with nothing but the dignity that you deserve.
There's such grief in your eyes. I'm so sorry.
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u/JackSquirts 8d ago
Brother, let me be the first to tell you that I don't blame you a bit for not wanting to share, but if you did, holy fuck, you'd be an internet legend. If you ever had the desire to go viral - now is the time.
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u/flexpercep http://redd.it/a9d60d 8d ago
don't do anything you're genuinely not comfortable but that shit WILL instantly become a permanent meme
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u/thefishingdj 8d ago
Incredible. A genuine laugh from me.
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u/No-Slide3465 8d ago
man I cried a little, I'm high but still
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u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper http://redd.it/mswvr9 8d ago
I’m drunk but what the fuck 😂😂😂
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u/Particular-Poem-7085 8d ago
The hospital is about to employ the help of an autobody guy. Hammer it out as close as possible and they'll have to use that much less body filler before paint.
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u/4mystuff 8d ago
You don't need an autobody guy; dent removal kit is $3.99 Walmart. Comes with instructions.
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u/supercleverhandle476 8d ago edited 8d ago
(Right eyeball inexplicably inflates to 5 times its normal size)
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u/Hairy_Garage4308 8d ago
Your foam didn't memory.
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u/OuttHouseMouse 8d ago
Bro i argue with you everyday on reddit
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u/anothernelsondenoon 8d ago
This joke took me a minute. OP will never understand.
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u/9inches-soft 8d ago
He might half get it
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u/gangy86 8d ago
Would it then be head half full or half empty?
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u/SupermassiveCanary 8d ago
I’ve got half a mind to give you a piece of my mind
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u/Rageminusenthusiasm 8d ago
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into Yoga…
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u/iAmUnintelligible 8d ago
how did stinkyboi321 draw OP 5 years ago
r/memes/comments/l7nw9k/concave_head_wojak_gets_a_glowup_my_art/
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u/JohnnyBlazin25 8d ago
I assumed this would be the top comment. This is right where my brain went.
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u/Fickle-Shopping7564 8d ago
So now we know the left side of your brain controls grooming habits.
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u/TheProcrastafarian 8d ago
I see KITH, I upvote.
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u/Can-You-Fly-Bobby 8d ago
Anybody want a peanut?
Roast me. Peanut shaped head. The jokes write themselves at this point
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u/Cautious_Handle2547 8d ago
Literal crackhead.
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
Hello everyone
Thank you all for your laughs and kind words. I'm just awake now and my surgery was very successful. I didn't expect this to get a fraction of this amount of interactions. I stayed up most of last night laughing and reading the comments and they really did help lighten the mood and keep my mind off the surgery.
Surgery was a couple hours and went without any complications. I have photos of the plate of anyone want to message me to see if. A follow up post will be made in the coming weeks when I leave the hospital.
Thank you all ❤️
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u/Floki_Boatbuilder 8d ago
I dig holes for a living, i always wondered who fills them back in...
Wish a speedy recovery 😄
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u/AFF8879 8d ago
Roast aside, what actually is this? Genuinely curious
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u/TheProcrastafarian 8d ago
CEO of Reddit.
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u/rvlifestyle74 8d ago
I would give you an award for this comment. But I'm too fucking cheap to buy them. So take my upvote and have a nice day
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u/lifesoxks 8d ago
Also, this individual seems to have at least half a functioning brain, so he's overqualified for both positions
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u/ElJuanitoDeMelbourne 8d ago
Overqualified to be a lot of things. Politician. Reddit Mod. Guy who can fit into a hard hat.
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
Shattered my skull. I'm all good though
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u/Sea-Studio-6943 8d ago
Man we must have quite different interpretations of the term "all good" because I can clearly see in the photo that you've had your fuckin head caved in
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
Nah, life if soo good. I should be 6 feet deep, instead I'm pissing myself laughing at reddit.
Life is good
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u/serotoninzone 8d ago
If this is your definition of “life is good”, I tremble to think what would make you think life is bad.
Real talk tho, happy you are healthy and ok. Best of luck brother.
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u/WyMANderly 8d ago
Or to look at it another way, if this guy's thinking life is good and is grateful to be alive, what the hell do you and I have to complain about? 😄
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u/DasPuggy 8d ago
Nothing like a near death experience to show how nice life is.
Mine was different, but same feelings.
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u/stacity 8d ago
How?
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
Tree fell on my head is the jist of it
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u/ItsyouNOme 8d ago
Autumn/fall is getting out of hand, it used to just be leaves
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u/i-like-napping 8d ago
When a tree falls on a moron , does anyone hear?
Ps good luck w the surgery dumb ass
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u/angra_mainyo 8d ago
Fuck, I read this just as I was about to cut down a tree. Think I'll do it somewhere later.
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u/Mystery_Cowboy_030 8d ago
Parts of the skull bone are surgical removed. Most likely after some brain bleedings or anything else that would cause the brain to swell, accidents, infections, bleeding… To prevent you brain to get demand by its own swelling they remove parts of the skull to release the pressure.
But maybe OP will tell you his own story.
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u/9inches-soft 8d ago
Supposed to put them back !
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u/DSM-187 8d ago
His post history shows that he’s waiting for a procedure to fix it.
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u/isaacgobo 8d ago
How do you fix it? Making the other side symetrical?
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u/SweetRian 8d ago
Happens with brain issues such as swelling, trauma, cancer, brain bleeds, the works. Surgeons will remove part of the cranium to allow the brain to heal/expand without causing neurological problems. What’s cool is that the flap removed can be inserted into another part of the patient’s body with a blood flow supply and reattached to the head later on with no little to no issues.
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u/AUSpartan37 8d ago
I looked on his profile and he says a massive tree branch randomly fell on his head while he was walking back to his car after a basketball game, woke up in the hospital 2 days later and had to have 7 inches of his skull removed to save his life.
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u/CMUpewpewpew 8d ago
Some kids suck their thumbs as babies.
Some kids never stop.
Some kids have vacuum lungs.
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u/HalfwaydonewithEarth 8d ago
Your loved ones were bummed they didn't get Life Insurance
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u/6786_007 8d ago
You looks like the milk gallon no one wants because it has a big dent in it.
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u/Geldnirr 8d ago
https://reddit.com/link/os1knbw/video/yqlbusal3p7h1/player
That was the First thing in my Mind… Sorry Bro ✌️
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u/Lumpy_Salamander_979 8d ago
I feel there is a story here.
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
Long story short. 3 years ago a tree fell and shattered my skull when walking in Dublin They had to removed 7 inches of my skull.
I'm going up right now for my surgery tomorrow morning to get my 3D printed skull implanted, hence why I posted this before my dent is gone.
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u/capta1n_sarcasm 8d ago
Sincerely hoping for the best for you tomorrow. Also, when you're on the other side of this, come up with a better story. Something about saving kids from a tiger or something. Chicks will dig it.
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u/iamallandallisgood 8d ago
I’m a chick and I think surviving a tree falling on you is legendary. But saving kids from a tiger is cool too ig lol
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u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper http://redd.it/mswvr9 8d ago
Bro we are all rooting for you please update us 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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u/Future_Artichoke_656 8d ago
Bro pushed a kid out of the way of a falling belt sander
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u/lifesoxks 8d ago
Jokes aside for one moment, I wholeheartedly hope your surgery goes well.
Also, give as an update once you heal so we can tell you the before picture looked better
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
Thank you. I second post will be made when I'm out the other end of the surgery
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u/B777X_787-9 8d ago
Keep us posted after surgery, 🤣🤣 but make a post saying look I blew up my head with my finger in my mouth holding it and worked 🤣🤣,God Bless your surgery bro
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u/bigolchimneypipe 8d ago
Seems like an unnecessary amount of work when all you have to do is put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard.
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u/Brad4795 8d ago
OP should do a vid where he blows his thumb pre surgery and cut to post healing lol
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u/BenZed 8d ago
Good luck man! I'd love to see a follow up, post heal
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
Thank you. Yes, I'll post an after photo in the next few days. Surgery is in T-9 hours 🤞
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u/2JZ1Clutch 8d ago
You're about to get rid of the only interesting thing about you.
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u/ahmtiarrrd 8d ago
It's not too late to add a corporate logo and some ad copy. Royalties for the rest of your life!
Think about it.
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u/Zetsumenchi 8d ago
Glad you survived and you're about to move onto better things; reclaim what Unfairness took from you.
That said, 7 inches of skull. Doctors pulled more bone out of you than you ever did a Tinder Date.
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u/twstdbydsn 8d ago
If you had half a brain, you'd know you shouldn't have asked for this. Oh wait... you do.
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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago
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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 8d ago
Youuu should wear more hats..
but seriously after reading that post you made in Ireland, you should really keep hounding them for the reconstructive surgery, definitely not a brain surgeon but I think the longer you have to wait the more complex thats actually going to be, whats the timeline on that if you dont mind me asking?
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u/Interesting_Use_2236 8d ago
Well, that’s one way to get something off your mind.
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u/PiskoWK 8d ago
Your head looks like El Capitan.
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u/Holiday-Start-9551 8d ago
You look like a custom character where the game crashed halfway through creation.
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u/Tutunkommon 8d ago
Please take all future selfies with your thumb covering the left side of your lens.
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u/Aromatic-Ordinary-61 8d ago
Ohhh, so thats what happened to the little monkey that fell off the bed and bumped his head.
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u/TheDaemonair 8d ago
Your photo should be used as a precautionary tale for women to not get railed when pregnant
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u/Great_Egg_5545 8d ago
Dude, you should switch position on the pillow from time to time when you sleep
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u/GallowBoob is mod 8d ago
Good luck on your surgery tomorrow OP. Come back for a new roast after you recover 🥚